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This rendition of X-Men features Cyclops, Jean Grey, Rogue, Nightcrawler, Shadowcat, and Spike as teenagers as they fight for a world that fears and hates them.
Scott: Logan? Have you ever, you know, really cared for someone? [grabs pliers Logan asked for] Scott: I mean, you felt it so strongly, you couldn't even get the words out. Logan: [grabs the pliers] Yeah, once. Most beautiful bike I ever saw. I was so speechless, someone else bought her.
Quicksilver: Wanda? Scarlet Witch: PIETRO? [Wanda attacks the Brotherhood, they run for cover] Toad (Todd Tolensky): Ex-girlfriend? Quicksilver: Worse. She's my *sister*...
Nightcrawler: [about Wolverine] He locked us out! Kitty Pryde: No, he shut himself in so we'd be safe! Nightcrawler: There's a crazy person flying the plane! You call that safe? We have to get out of here! Kitty Pryde: Can you transport us to the ground? Nightcrawler: Yeah, right. Picture this: bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, SPLAT!
Professor Charles Xavier: Cyclops, get the Blackbird prepped for launch. Cyclops: Yes, sir. Professor Charles Xavier: And since it's the weekend, assemble the full team. [pause] Professor Charles Xavier: We have a Rogue.
Nightcrawler: [mocking Scott and Jean] Jean darling, Please accept this croissant as a symbol of my love Kitty Pryde: Oh, Scott, you have... such a way with pastry!
Kitty Pryde: Did you see me? Did you? Avalanche: Yeah. Wow Kitty, how'd it feel? Kitty Pryde: It was, like, totally unbelievable. [hugs him] Avalanche: You're making it yours Kitty. Once you own it, nothing can own you.
Pyro: I am real glad you dropped by since I've been bored out of my skull. Wolverine: Where's your buddies? Pyro: Since Magneto's gone, Colossus bailed and went back to Russia, Sabertooth's out playing with a big ball of yarn somewhere, and Gambit didn't leave a note on the fridge... [Wolverine slams him in his chair and leaves] Pyro: Okay, take care, so long. Don't get all weepy on me. Let's not drag this out or anything. Ugh, Ahhh I know just how to turn this frown upside down. [starts playing the Magneto tape again]
[Boom-Boom barges in on Toad in the bathroom] Toad (Todd Tolensky): Hey, hey! I'm taking a shower here! Boom Boom: Yeah, the whole town's thrilled. I'm out of mouthwash.
Boom Boom: [Quicksilver walks in with four dates] Now that boy knows how to work it.
Professor Charles Xavier: I'm sorry, Rouge but all visits must be scheduled ahead of time. Rogue: I'll see you tomorrow, Misty. [thinking] Rogue: You wouldn't do this to Miss Popularity over there. Jean Grey: Hey, that's not true. He doesn't treat me any differently than anybody else. Rogue: Who gave you permission to go inside my head!
Quicksilver: [Lance walks in from outside] Finally! Are you done fixing that transmission of yours yet? I've got dates tonight! Avalanche: Yeah, I'm done all right. Quicksilver: Good. You know, if you're going to be on *my* team, you're going to have to make yourself a little more... presentable. By the way, while you're up, would you mind moving the chair? It's blocking my view of the tube. Avalanche: Sure. Glad to! [uses his powers to throw the chair out the window] Quicksilver: Aw, now look what you... Avalanche: [grabbing Pietro] All right, that's it! I've had it with taking orders from you! Toad (Todd Tolensky): [comes in tangled up in a TV antenna] And *I'm* tired of being your TV antenna! Blob: And *I'm* tired of doing all your cooking! [sadly] Blob: You didn't even notice the radish roses. I'm through! Quicksilver: Hey, hey, hey! Might I remind you losers that Magneto put me in charge for a reason. And the only way you guys have any chance of joining his new crew is to prove that you can work together as a team! And that, my friends, takes leadership! Strong, decisive, fearless... [looks out the window and screams] Quicksilver: Wanda! [dives into the closet] Quicksilver: Don't tell her I'm here! Avalanche: Ha!
Nightcrawler: Chicks dig the fuzzy dude!
Sabretooth: One shall fall by the other's hand. It is our destiny.
Jean Grey: You've been given a wonderful gift. Kitty Pryde: I don't have a gift, just a curse. Jean Grey: Only if you let it be.
Avalanche: [to Cyclops and Jean Grey] Don't worry, that's the last of the heroics. Count on it.
Rogue: You give me no choice. [takes off a glove to use her powers]
Juggernaut: You think that fancy visor's going to stop me? Nothing stops me. I'M RAW POWER. Cyclops: You want it raw, tough guy? [removes his visor] Cyclops: Then take it RAW.
Wolverine: [about the school's new students] You know what we need? Another teacher. And maybe a tank.
Principal Edward Kelly: You see? Mutants are not only dangerous, but uncontrollable. This is what is in store for our school. Professor Charles Xavier: Look again. Despite the overwhelming urge to use their powers, my students are exhibiting self-control.
Avalanche: [comforting Shadowcat about her emerging powers] Hey, don't fret it, embrace it. The way I see it, fate dealt us winning cards.
[to Rogue] Pyro: Awful bold of you, coming here, girl! Or are you just stupid?
Gambit: You round up those jokes you call friends, and meet me at your place. Avalanche: Why? Gambit: Because now that you're out of school, you'll be taking a real test. Avalanche: Forget it. We're sick of being used.
Wolverine: I smell fear.
[after tricking and using Rogue] Gambit: Rogue... Rogue: Don't. You just did the wrong thing for the right reason. Gambit: So what now? Rogue: I'm going back with the X-men. I don't care what you do... Gambit: [smiling] *Sure* you don't...
[Nightcrawler is looking for Shadowcat] Nightcrawler: Kitty? Kitty? Sabretooth: Me-ow.
[after a disastrous flight simulator lesson] Iceman: [to Wolverine] Hey, did you see? Were you watching? This time it took me *twice* as long to crash and burn!
Jean Grey: What about you Kurt? You got any special talents that brought you here? [Nightcrawler disappears and then reappears] Nightcrawler: Maybe.
Magneto: Welcome to Sanctuary.
[about Rogue and her powers] Jean Luc LeBeau: You mean, she can do all that with the touch of a finger? Gambit: Forget it.
Rogue: [finds Kurt with the stone Mystique] You dare bring that thing into this house? Nightcrawler: Rogue, she can't hurt us anymore. Rogue: Speak for yourself! Nightcrawler: I know you have every reason to hate her. So do I, I mean, look at what she's done to us. But still, she's our mother. Rogue: Either you get her out of here or I will! Nightcrawler: Rogue, anger and hate destroyed her. If you don't get rid of yours it will destroy you to. Rogue: It already destroyed me.
[Storm has frozen him] Wolverine: Now that was cold.
Nightcrawler: [excited about an upcoming party and dancing on top of a table] Yeah! Party, party! [his tail slips out of his disguise and almost hits Scott] Cyclops: Hey! Watch it! [grabs his tail and yanks him back down to his seat] Cyclops: Keep it under control! You can't be seen like that, remember? Nightcrawler: [ignores Scott's comment] YOU PULLED MY TAIL, MAN!
Principal Edward Kelly: I just thought I'd stop by and personally invite you all to come back to school. Blob: School? Oh, no way! We don't go anywhere we ain't wanted. Toad (Todd Tolensky): Since when? Principal Edward Kelly: If you do come, I'm certain you won't be bothered by anyone. In fact, I think they're all afraid of you. Toad (Todd Tolensky): Hey, if you can't be cool, be feared. My momma always told me that.
Gambit: Did you get my calling card? Avalanche: We did. Now, let us throw you out on the welcome mat.
Wolverine: About time you got here, elf. We were... What's she doing here? Nightcrawler: It's... it's a little complicated. See... Mystique: He'll send you a memo. Now let's go.
Nightcrawler: I'm a harmless blue fuzzball!
Professor Charles Xavier: This is place where powers are not always an asset... Right Scott? Cyclops: I guess you heard about last night. Professor Charles Xavier: It was hard not to. It was all over the news channels.
Jean Grey: You know, I don't know WHAT I'd do if I didn't have you guys around to make all my decisions for me! [grabs Scott's car keys and storms off] Duncan Matthews: Whoa. Glad she took your keys.
Wolverine: The course has a new objective today, it's called Mutant Dodgeball. Iceman: Oh yes! I am so good at this game! Wolverine: Oh, and extra credit for anyone that takes out the ice cube.
Toad (Todd Tolensky): [sloppily wearing Quicksilver's costume] Look at me, I'm Pietro. Hold on, I have to go to the moon... I'm back.
Scott: I wonder why did you do it? Rogue: Me and Miss Popularity there are on different wavelengths, different galaxies, but then I realized something. She would do the same thing for me.
Toad (Todd Tolensky): This bombs, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us. Blob: Yeah, I don't even know what we're doing at school, anyway! Quicksilver: But we do know what Lance is doing here. He wants to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S... [gets cut off as Avalanche tries to swat him, but he hits Toad instead] Toad (Todd Tolensky): Ow!
Boom Boom: [after Avalanche "shakes" the vending machine to get a soda] Hey, nice technique! [blows it up to get her own soda] Boom Boom: What do you think of mine? Avalanche: Breaking rules *and* appliances. You'd fit right in at our place! Boom Boom: Yeah? Like I'd want to!
Col. Nick Fury: I can't let her go! Wolverine: You can... and you will.
Rogue: My power is your power and I can take more than one.
Boom Boom: [training, she has to scale a cliff to 'rescue' Nightcrawler] Yeah! Look out below. Boom Boom is bombin' in. Whoohooo! Nightcrawler: I'm going to die. Boom Boom: Hiya cutie. Nightcrawler: Hi. I have to know, are you insane?