What We Do in the Shadows

What We Do in the Shadows Quotes

Viago, Deacon, and Vladislav are vampires who are finding that modern life has them struggling with the mundane - like paying rent, keeping up with the chore wheel, trying to get into nightclubs, and overcoming flatmate conflicts.

Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.
Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
Viago: Yeah some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone and then, you think, 'Oooh, those are some nice pants!'.
Anton, werewolf: [to all the werewolves] What are we? We're...
[All, together]
Anton, werewolf: We're Werewolves, not Swear-Wolves.
Stu: [Showing the vampires Google] Anything you want to find you type it in.
Viago: I lost a really nice silk scarf in about 1912.
Deacon: Yes, now Google it.
Vladislav: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Viago: What are you bidding on?
Vladislav: I am bidding on a table.
Jackie: You were a virgin when we were seeing each other.
Nick: Yeah, I was twelve.
Vladislav: We're vampires, we don't put down towels.
Deacon: When you are a vampire you become very... , sexy!
Vladislav: He was an 18th century dandy, so he can be very fussy
Vladislav: We should get some slaves!

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