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When petty thief Cosimo is given the plan for the perfect heist from a lifer in prison - the kind of job you dream about - he has to get out of jail, fast. But with Cosimo stuck in the ... See full summary »

Pero: Please, your honor I'm here to confess. That man is innocent. Your honor I can no longer live with the guilt. It was me who was stealing that car, I confess. My brother Cosimo, Saint Cosimo as he's known on the streets, was only trying to stop me. And I told him, 'Cosimo, I need to steal this car, I'm a car thief, I steal cars... by myself.'
Riley: This Bellini is starting to look like a real Kapuchnik.
[Jerzy is in disguise, in full Hasidic rabbi costume]
Basil: Why are you dressed like a priest?
[pause]
Jerzy: You're an idiot.
[repeated line]
Cosimo: Your mother's a whore!
[after seeing a removal van going in to the apartment next to the house they're going to rob, Riley and Pero are like]
Pero: What the... What the f... What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this, man?
Riley: Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Pero: What the fuck is this?
Babitch: I will shit in you.
Leon: Put your damn pants back on!
Toto: I can't, I'll catch pneumonia!
Riley: How am I meant to go bowling with a fucking broken arm?
Pero: As you can see, he's a little upset.
[at Cosimo's funeral, keeping in mind that Cosimo had a bad habit of telling people their mothers were whores]
Toto: Well he had a tough life... his mother was a whore.

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