Weekend at Bernie's II Quotes
Larry and Richard use a voodoo revived corpse to track down hidden money to clear their names.
[Outside at the submarine port, many of the tourists are outraged at Hummel's craziness during the tour. Hummel is restrained by the Atlantis security team handed to the St. Thomas Police]
Tour Operator: I don't know, He went crazy down there! He kept trying to open the hatch!
Arthur Hummel: [yells] I'm not crazy! Lomax is down there! I can -
[Claudia's father, a doctor, gives Hummel a sedative to calm him down]
Arthur Hummel: Whoa, Doc.
[smirks and smiles]
Arthur Hummel: Good stuff.
Claudia's Dad: That oughta hold him for awhile.
Island Cop: What happened to him?
Claudia's Dad: Maybe he suffers from claustrophobia.
Island Cop: Yeah?
Claudia's Dad: The group might've set him off.
Island Cop: That's it. I'm gonna deport this guy.
Arthur Hummel: Are ya?
Island Cop: [to Hummel] Yeah.
[then to the doctor]
Island Cop: Say Doc, maybe you better come along with us. This guy's nuts!
Claudia's Dad: You got that right.
[Both the cop and the doctor get in the squad car]
Arthur Hummel: [under the sedation] Yeah Doc, come on in here. Got your bag?
Claudia's Dad: Yes, I got the bag.
Tour Operator: I don't know, He went crazy down there! He kept trying to open the hatch!
Arthur Hummel: [yells] I'm not crazy! Lomax is down there! I can -
[Claudia's father, a doctor, gives Hummel a sedative to calm him down]
Arthur Hummel: Whoa, Doc.
[smirks and smiles]
Arthur Hummel: Good stuff.
Claudia's Dad: That oughta hold him for awhile.
Island Cop: What happened to him?
Claudia's Dad: Maybe he suffers from claustrophobia.
Island Cop: Yeah?
Claudia's Dad: The group might've set him off.
Island Cop: That's it. I'm gonna deport this guy.
Arthur Hummel: Are ya?
Island Cop: [to Hummel] Yeah.
[then to the doctor]
Island Cop: Say Doc, maybe you better come along with us. This guy's nuts!
Claudia's Dad: You got that right.
[Both the cop and the doctor get in the squad car]
Arthur Hummel: [under the sedation] Yeah Doc, come on in here. Got your bag?
Claudia's Dad: Yes, I got the bag.
Claudia's Dad: [examining the unconscious Mobu after being struck by the flailing limbs of Bernie] She suffered a concussion. She'll be out for hours.
Richard Parker: Oh. I'm dead. The sun is setting. Just let me lay down and throw some dirt on me.
Larry Wilson: Wait! She can't be out! We brought the money to her! She's gotta help Richie and remove the curse!
Claudia's Dad: She can't do anything like this.
Larry Wilson: Oh. Claudia! Weren't you telling me that there was a way to reverse a curse put on one person by switching the curse to a different person so that the curse was not on the one person but back on the original person?
Claudia: It's possible, but you have to believe in the magic for it to work.
Larry Wilson: In a hypethetical sense, right?
Claudia: Stop joking!
Larry Wilson: [motions to Richard slumped against the house] Look at him! He's dying over here, already! I believe!
Richard Parker: I believe. I believe.
Claudia: Poppa, you can do that kind of magic. I've seen you do it before.
Claudia's Dad: It's possible. But, I need the blood of a virgin.
Claudia: Um...
Richard Parker: Oh. Goodbye.
Claudia's Dad: [Larry puts his hand to his chin, walks around behind Claudia's dad, and with his back to him in embaressment, holds out his finger. Claudia's dad looks at Larry's finger, then up to Larry] You?
Larry Wilson: [Not making eye contact with the Doctor] Just take the blood, Doc.
[the doctor pricks Larry's finger, Larry faints]
Richard Parker: Oh. I'm dead. The sun is setting. Just let me lay down and throw some dirt on me.
Larry Wilson: Wait! She can't be out! We brought the money to her! She's gotta help Richie and remove the curse!
Claudia's Dad: She can't do anything like this.
Larry Wilson: Oh. Claudia! Weren't you telling me that there was a way to reverse a curse put on one person by switching the curse to a different person so that the curse was not on the one person but back on the original person?
Claudia: It's possible, but you have to believe in the magic for it to work.
Larry Wilson: In a hypethetical sense, right?
Claudia: Stop joking!
Larry Wilson: [motions to Richard slumped against the house] Look at him! He's dying over here, already! I believe!
Richard Parker: I believe. I believe.
Claudia: Poppa, you can do that kind of magic. I've seen you do it before.
Claudia's Dad: It's possible. But, I need the blood of a virgin.
Claudia: Um...
Richard Parker: Oh. Goodbye.
Claudia's Dad: [Larry puts his hand to his chin, walks around behind Claudia's dad, and with his back to him in embaressment, holds out his finger. Claudia's dad looks at Larry's finger, then up to Larry] You?
Larry Wilson: [Not making eye contact with the Doctor] Just take the blood, Doc.
[the doctor pricks Larry's finger, Larry faints]
Bank Executive: [Inside the Bank of St. Thomas] Sign the card please, Mr. Lomax.
Larry Wilson: [hums] Hmm.
Richard Parker: What was that?
Larry Wilson: [Larry moves Bernie's head as if Bernie was whispering to Richard; hums again] Hmm.
Richard Parker: Oh, yeah. Go right ahead, sure.
[Larry forges Bernie's signature on the card. The bank exec checks the card out]
Bank Executive: And now the key, please?
Richard Parker: You have the key, don't ya?
[Larry pulls Bernie's deposit box key out of the trench-coat and hands it to the exec]
Bank Executive: Thank you. I'll just go through the vault and get your safety deposit box.
[the exec leaves to head into the vault]
Richard Parker: It's working
Larry Wilson: Like falling off a log,
Larry Wilson: [hums] Hmm.
Richard Parker: What was that?
Larry Wilson: [Larry moves Bernie's head as if Bernie was whispering to Richard; hums again] Hmm.
Richard Parker: Oh, yeah. Go right ahead, sure.
[Larry forges Bernie's signature on the card. The bank exec checks the card out]
Bank Executive: And now the key, please?
Richard Parker: You have the key, don't ya?
[Larry pulls Bernie's deposit box key out of the trench-coat and hands it to the exec]
Bank Executive: Thank you. I'll just go through the vault and get your safety deposit box.
[the exec leaves to head into the vault]
Richard Parker: It's working
Larry Wilson: Like falling off a log,
