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Maximillian is the only survivor from a race of vampires on a Caribbean Island, and as a vampire, he must find a mate to keep the line from ending. He knows that a child had been born to a ... See full summary »
Maximillian: Evil is good and ass is good, and if you find you a piece of evil ass, WOO!
Detective Justice: So you say you saw... what? Silas Green: It was a wolf godammit! A big black stinking ass wolf. The motherfucker jumped of the boat and ran over there. And when it got there the son of a bitch turned into a man. He did the flippflopp shit on me... Just like whore i used to know in Detroit back in -62. I'd go over her house on saturday night... she loved me, man. I'd come through the door, she's a man! Flippfloppin' and shit. You ever seen a motherfucker flippflopp on you and shit like that? In your face trying to flippflopp and shit! Detective Justice: So the wolf you saw looked something like that? Silas Green: the wolf? Hell no! That's a chihuahua compared to the motherfucker come at me!
Silas Green: Ya ever seen a wolf, man? Detective Justice: Yes. Silas Green: To the 25th power!
Silas Green: Who's driving this vessel? Stevie fucking Wonde
Julius Jones: Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church. Maximillian: It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.
Anthony: [after his boss shoots Maximilian] Hey, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Maximillian: [after being shot] Interesting. I've been stabbed, and I've been hanged, and I've been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I've never been shot before. Kind of itches a little!
Policeman with dog: You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite! Maximillian: So do I!
Maximillian: [Julius is afraid that Maximillian wants to feed on him. Max pulls a bit of Tony the gangster out of his teeth] "I just had Italian."