Urban Legends: Final Cut

Urban Legends: Final Cut Quotes

Urban legend-style killings begin to occur on a movie set, in this non-sequel sequel to "Urban Legend".

Reese: [after Amy shoots Professor Solomon] That's my sister, baby, and she's a whole lotta woman.
Amy Mayfield: You filmed Sandra's death.
Professor Solomon: It's called "cinéma vérité". Nice touch, don't you think?
Amy Mayfield: It was out of focus. But you know what they say; those who can't do, teach.
Dirk: Hi ho!
Stan: Did you call me a ho?
Amy Mayfield: Reese, I must have dropped the tape. Did you see it?
Reese: I looked, but I didn't see no tape, just yo' crazy white ass down in the sewer!
Reese: I know a good story. It's about a campus serial killer who murders eight people...
Amy Mayfield: Yeah, I heard that one. It supposedly happened at Pendleton. It's just an urban legend.
[Travis watches Lisa down her second cocktail]
Lisa: Come on. Drink up.
Travis: Don't you have a plane to catch?
Lisa: Wasted is the only way to fly.
Stan: OJ left more blood than that on the bronco.
Lisa: Help! I just woke up in a tub of ice, and-!
911 Operator: Don't tell me; Your kidney's gone...
Lisa: Yes!
911 Operator: Listen, honey! I've got Princess Di on line 4. I gotta go!
Reese: Urban legend, my ass.
Killer Flight Attendant: Young man, that woman's acting would be wretched in a porno film!

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