Two Night Stand Quotes

A snowstorm forces two people who made an online connection to unwillingly extend their one-night stand as the blizzard goes through the night.

Megan: You are an asshole in so many languages...

Alec: Did you just call my penis big?
Megan: No... no, I did not. I just called the implication of your penis big.

Megan: I think you severely overestimated your ability to break hearts.

Alec: Look at 'em - a million tiny, little matchmakers. Thank you, snowflakes.

[while going down on a pleasantly satisfied Megan]
Alec: Japanese Alphabet... thank you Rosetta Stone.

Alec: You couldn't just shit in the sink, huh?