True Blood

True Blood Quotes

Telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse encounters a strange new supernatural world when she meets the mysterious Bill, a southern Louisiana gentleman and vampire.

Pam: To Arlene's children: You make me so happy I never had any of you.
Eric Northman: No, c'mon Pam, they're funny. They're like humans, but miniature. 'Teacup humans'.
Eric Northman: Perhaps I'll grow on you
Sookie Stackhouse: I'd prefer cancer
Bill Compton: You're connected. He'll be able to sense your emotions
Sookie Stackhouse: You big lying A-hole
Eric Northman: Bill, you're right. believe I can sense her emotions.
Godric: A human with me at the end. With human tears. Two thousand years and I can still be surprised.
Tara Thornton: [to Lafayette] Giving V to Jason Stackhouse is like givin' ho ho's to a diabetic!
Jessica Hamby: [tastes Tru Blood] It tastes like ass!
Eric Northman: I've seen your website... it's very low rent.
Godric: [in Old Swedish] I'll be your father, brother, son
Sookie Stackhouse: [to Bill Compton] I almost died last night... again!
Eric Northman: The sheriff of Area 9 in Texas has gone missing. He is twice as old as I am and very powerful. If one such as he can be taken, than none of us is safe.
Eric Northman: [to Bill] We had a deal, your human and I. She will work for me as often as I like.
Sookie Stackhouse: That's GRAN'S pie!
Bill Compton: [to Eden] I am here to protect you. I am your friend. So you just invite me in and I can make everything stop.
Sookie Stackhouse: [to Bill] I always thought as different as we are, some how we could still be together. And now I don't know.
Jason Stackhouse: You're either on the dark side or you're on the side of the light!
Sam Merlotte: [to Mary Ann] This is my bar! These are my people! This is my town!
Maryann: [after smacking Karl upside the head] Nobody needed towels!
Sam Merlotte: [tp Mary Ann] I don't know what you're doing here. But these are people I care about and I will not stand by and watch you hurt any of them.
Sookie Stackhouse: [to Bill about Jessica's family] Please don't kill them!
[repeated line]
Bill Compton: What are you?
Tara Thornton: [to Sam] What is it with you and Mary Ann?
Rev. Steve Newlin: We are forming an elite spiritual army.
Maryann: [to Sam] You better think twice before you threaten me ever again.

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