Toy Story 2 Quotes
When Woody is stolen by a toy collector, Buzz and his friends vow to rescue him, but Woody finds the idea of immortality in a museum tempting.
Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just got to believe in yourself!
Emperor Zurg: [Points his Blaster at Buzz #2 set at the Highest Level] Prepare to die.
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[as Rex turns he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]
Emperor Zurg: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it! I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [forlornly reaching down at the abyss] Father.
Emperor Zurg: [Points his Blaster at Buzz #2 set at the Highest Level] Prepare to die.
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[as Rex turns he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]
Emperor Zurg: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it! I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [forlornly reaching down at the abyss] Father.
Woody: Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's...
Jessie: Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you.
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
Jessie: Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you.
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
[Buzz holds up his boot to the other toys, with Andy's Name underneath it, proving to them that he's their Buzz]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?
Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [gasps] You mean it's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Yes.
Buzz Lightyear #2: And he's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Your Majesty.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?
Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [gasps] You mean it's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Yes.
Buzz Lightyear #2: And he's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Your Majesty.
Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.
Mr. Potato Head: What?
Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: Nineteen?
Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
Rex, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, Slinky Dog: No.
Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring *that* up!
Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we're not going to rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!
Mr. Potato Head: What?
Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: Nineteen?
Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
Rex, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, Slinky Dog: No.
Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring *that* up!
Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we're not going to rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!
Woody: [Seeing a human boy hugging him on the TV, playing a guitar, on the set of Woody's Roundup] What am I doing? Buzz!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Woody, where are you going?
Woody: You're right Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.
[Runs to the heat duct]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: No!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Woody, where are you going?
Woody: You're right Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.
[Runs to the heat duct]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: No!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys. You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting on some landfill.
Woody: Well Stinky Pete. I think it's time you learned something called playtime.
[points to something off screen]
Woody: Right over there guys!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: No, no, No!
[we see a Barbie backpack come out of the baggage room with the Prospector sitting in the netting in front]
Amy: [offscreen] Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.
[Amy grabs her backpack and puts her Barbie doll in. The doll's head is facing to the left of the screen]
Barbie: Hi, you'll like Amy.
[Turns her face to reveal a bunch of make up on her cheek]
Barbie: She's an artist!
Woody: Well Stinky Pete. I think it's time you learned something called playtime.
[points to something off screen]
Woody: Right over there guys!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: No, no, No!
[we see a Barbie backpack come out of the baggage room with the Prospector sitting in the netting in front]
Amy: [offscreen] Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.
[Amy grabs her backpack and puts her Barbie doll in. The doll's head is facing to the left of the screen]
Barbie: Hi, you'll like Amy.
[Turns her face to reveal a bunch of make up on her cheek]
Barbie: She's an artist!
Woody: Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Look, we have an eternity to spend at the museum together. Let's not start by pulling fingers, shall we?
Woody: You really ARE Stinky Pete, aren't you?
Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
[Throws his box back into his display case]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Look, we have an eternity to spend at the museum together. Let's not start by pulling fingers, shall we?
Woody: You really ARE Stinky Pete, aren't you?
Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
[Throws his box back into his display case]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh no, they've detected us, the walls are closing in!
[grabs Mr. Potato head and mounts him aganist the celing of the vent]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Quick, help me prop up Vegetable man here or we're done for!
Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Put me down you moron!
Rex: Look, guys, it's not the walls, it's the elevator.
[the elevator further down the shaft arrives at the bottom]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Looking up, it's quite a way] Quick grab on.
[Buzz #2 draws out a rope from his Utility Belt, tossing it to the other toys, and activates 2 Suction Magnets from the sides. He then starts climbing up at the side of the shaft]
Hamm: Uh Buzz? Why not just take the Elevator?
Buzz Lightyear #2: They'll be expecting that.
[grabs Mr. Potato head and mounts him aganist the celing of the vent]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Quick, help me prop up Vegetable man here or we're done for!
Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Put me down you moron!
Rex: Look, guys, it's not the walls, it's the elevator.
[the elevator further down the shaft arrives at the bottom]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Looking up, it's quite a way] Quick grab on.
[Buzz #2 draws out a rope from his Utility Belt, tossing it to the other toys, and activates 2 Suction Magnets from the sides. He then starts climbing up at the side of the shaft]
Hamm: Uh Buzz? Why not just take the Elevator?
Buzz Lightyear #2: They'll be expecting that.
[the road leading to Al's Toy Barn on the other side has a tonne of Traffic in the way of the Toys]
Rex: Oh well.
Buzz Lightyear: [Holds onto Rex's tail] We'll have to cross.
Rex, Slinky Dog, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: WHAT?
Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a Mashed Potato.
Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Buzz Lightyear: There has to be a safer way.
Rex: Oh well.
Buzz Lightyear: [Holds onto Rex's tail] We'll have to cross.
Rex, Slinky Dog, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: WHAT?
Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a Mashed Potato.
Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Buzz Lightyear: There has to be a safer way.
[right when the Prospector is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]
Jessie: Prospector?'!
Woody: You're outta your box!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
[Taps his pickaxe onto the remote, turning off the TV]
Jessie: Prospector?'!
Woody: You're outta your box!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
[Taps his pickaxe onto the remote, turning off the TV]
Buzz Lightyear: [after spotting the Al's Toy Barn commercial] Now Etch.
[Etch draws up what's shown on the TV]
Buzz Lightyear: That's where I need to go.
Rex: You can't go Buzz. You'll never make it there.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?
[Etch draws up what's shown on the TV]
Buzz Lightyear: That's where I need to go.
Rex: You can't go Buzz. You'll never make it there.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?
Alien toys: [Inside the Pizza Planet Truck] Ooooh! Strangers! From the outside!
Buzz Lightyear: [groans] Oh, no!
Rex: [as the Traffic Lights up ahead turn red, forcing Al to stop] He's at a Red Light. We can catch him.
Buzz Lightyear: Natural Power Slink!
[Slinky hits the Gas Peddle, but the car doesn't start]
Rex: [the Lights turn green, allowing Al to continue driving off] Ah! They've turned green, hurry!
Buzz Lightyear: Why won't it go?
Alien toys: [Referring to the gear knob] Use the Wand of Power.
[Mr. Potato Head pulls the handle, starting up the car]
Buzz Lightyear: [groans] Oh, no!
Rex: [as the Traffic Lights up ahead turn red, forcing Al to stop] He's at a Red Light. We can catch him.
Buzz Lightyear: Natural Power Slink!
[Slinky hits the Gas Peddle, but the car doesn't start]
Rex: [the Lights turn green, allowing Al to continue driving off] Ah! They've turned green, hurry!
Buzz Lightyear: Why won't it go?
Alien toys: [Referring to the gear knob] Use the Wand of Power.
[Mr. Potato Head pulls the handle, starting up the car]
Buzz Lightyear: Woody you're in Danger here, we need to leave now.
Rex: Al's selling you to a Toy Museum, in Japan.
Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually want to go.
Mr. Potato Head: What? Are you crazy?
Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my - round-up gang.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, what are you talking about?
Woody: What am I talking about? "Woody's Round-Up"! Oh, it's this great old T.V. show, and I was the star.
[turns on T.V. and "Woody's Round-Up" video starts playing]
Woody: See, look, that's me!
Hamm: This is weirdin' me out.
Rex: Al's selling you to a Toy Museum, in Japan.
Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually want to go.
Mr. Potato Head: What? Are you crazy?
Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my - round-up gang.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, what are you talking about?
Woody: What am I talking about? "Woody's Round-Up"! Oh, it's this great old T.V. show, and I was the star.
[turns on T.V. and "Woody's Round-Up" video starts playing]
Woody: See, look, that's me!
Hamm: This is weirdin' me out.
[Buzz #2 and the other toys tries to get Woody back home]
Buzz Lightyear: Hold it right there!
All: Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: You again?
Buzz Lightyear: Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
Woody: Buzz, what is going on?
Buzz Lightyear #2: [throws Woody onto the floor] Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
Buzz Lightyear: No, *I'm* Buzz Lightyear.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [arguing with Buzz #1] *I'm* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear: *I* am Buzz Lightyear!
Woody: So, who's the *real* Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2: I am!
Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't let this imposter fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.
[Buzz opens up Buzz #2's helmet, leaving him to choke on the "Toxic Air" around him]
Buzz Lightyear: Hold it right there!
All: Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: You again?
Buzz Lightyear: Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
Woody: Buzz, what is going on?
Buzz Lightyear #2: [throws Woody onto the floor] Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
Buzz Lightyear: No, *I'm* Buzz Lightyear.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [arguing with Buzz #1] *I'm* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear: *I* am Buzz Lightyear!
Woody: So, who's the *real* Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2: I am!
Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't let this imposter fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.
[Buzz opens up Buzz #2's helmet, leaving him to choke on the "Toxic Air" around him]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Holding Buzz against the glass after he snuck into his display] Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I have an AWOL Space Ranger.
Buzz Lightyear: Tell me I wasn't this deluded...
Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't back talk! I have a laser, and I will really use it.
Buzz Lightyear: You mean a laser that's really a lightbulb?
[Buzz #2's lightbulb blinks, then he jumps up onto a Small Cardboard Moon above]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say, "traitor?"
Buzz Lightyear: I don't have time for this...
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Holding his "laser" directly at Buzz as he walks away] Halt! I order you to halt.
Buzz Lightyear: Tell me I wasn't this deluded...
Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't back talk! I have a laser, and I will really use it.
Buzz Lightyear: You mean a laser that's really a lightbulb?
[Buzz #2's lightbulb blinks, then he jumps up onto a Small Cardboard Moon above]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say, "traitor?"
Buzz Lightyear: I don't have time for this...
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Holding his "laser" directly at Buzz as he walks away] Halt! I order you to halt.
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, let's just go straight to Exhibit F - the kidnapper's vehicle was seen fleeing in this direction.
[pushes the car left]
Hamm: Oh, your parts are in backwards, it's this way!
[pushes the toy car right]
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, put a cork in it!
Rex: [walks over, knocking things everywhere] Hey, how do you spell F-B-I?
Hamm: My crime scene!
[they all start to bicker]
Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, excuse me, a little quiet please! Thank you.
[pushes the car left]
Hamm: Oh, your parts are in backwards, it's this way!
[pushes the toy car right]
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, put a cork in it!
Rex: [walks over, knocking things everywhere] Hey, how do you spell F-B-I?
Hamm: My crime scene!
[they all start to bicker]
Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, excuse me, a little quiet please! Thank you.
[Rex is Channel-surfing at a Slow Pace to find the Al's Toy Barn commercial]
Rex: I can't find it. It doesn't seem to be on any of these stations.
Hamm: Oh you're going too slow, let me do the job.
[Hamm starts Channel-surfing at a Breathtaking Speed]
Rex: It's too fast. How can you even tell what's on?
Hamm: I can tell.
[Hamm just skips right past the Al's Toy Barn commercial]
Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it!
Hamm: Too late, I'm in the 40's, gotta go around the horn!
[the toys spot the Al's Toy Barn commercial, prompting Hamm to stop]
Rex: I can't find it. It doesn't seem to be on any of these stations.
Hamm: Oh you're going too slow, let me do the job.
[Hamm starts Channel-surfing at a Breathtaking Speed]
Rex: It's too fast. How can you even tell what's on?
Hamm: I can tell.
[Hamm just skips right past the Al's Toy Barn commercial]
Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it!
Hamm: Too late, I'm in the 40's, gotta go around the horn!
[the toys spot the Al's Toy Barn commercial, prompting Hamm to stop]
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz, are you coming?
Buzz Lightyear #2: No, I... I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.
[Buzz throws the ball back to Zurg; it hits him on the head]
Emperor Zurg: Good throw, son. That's my boy! Go long, Buzzy!
[throws Buzz #2 another ball]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
Buzz Lightyear: Farewell!
Buzz Lightyear #2: No, I... I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.
[Buzz throws the ball back to Zurg; it hits him on the head]
Emperor Zurg: Good throw, son. That's my boy! Go long, Buzzy!
[throws Buzz #2 another ball]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
Buzz Lightyear: Farewell!
Slinky Dog: Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: [politely] Why, no. I haven't.
Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: [yelling] Hey! He was talkin' to me!
Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: No! He was talkin' to me!
Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: Why, you! I'll...!
[they both fight until the red robot's head pops up]
Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: [politely] Why, no. I haven't.
Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: [yelling] Hey! He was talkin' to me!
Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: No! He was talkin' to me!
Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: Why, you! I'll...!
[they both fight until the red robot's head pops up]
Emperor Zurg: [In Video Game] So, we meet again Buzz Lightyear, for the last time!
Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg!
[Zurg fires at Buzz, whose reflecting Zurg's attacks with a Metalic Shield]
Emperor Zurg: [after having been hit by the shield Buzz threw at him] Aah!
[Zurg fires at Buzz as he jumps over. Just as Buzz is about to fire his laser, Zurg finishes him off, leaving only his lower half to remain]
Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg!
[Zurg fires at Buzz, whose reflecting Zurg's attacks with a Metalic Shield]
Emperor Zurg: [after having been hit by the shield Buzz threw at him] Aah!
[Zurg fires at Buzz as he jumps over. Just as Buzz is about to fire his laser, Zurg finishes him off, leaving only his lower half to remain]
[In Woody's dream, Andy came home from the cowboy camp. Woody then yells at the other toys that Andy's back. The toys ran back to their places. Andy ran up to his bedroom, riding on his stick with a horse head on. He then sees Woody]
Andy: Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?
[Takes Woody and plays with him]
Andy: Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, ridin' cowboy!
[notices Woody's broken arm]
Andy: [depressed] Oh, I forgot, you're broken. I don't wanna play with you anymore.
[In slow motion, Andy drops Woody on the cards. Woody fell through the cards and into the trash can. Woody then got scared in the trash can and the arms and hands reaches out to grab him. Woody then wails for Andy]
Woody: No, no, no, no, no!
[the silhouette of Andy came and looks at Woody]
Andy: [echo] Byyyyyyyyyyyyyye, Woodyyyyyyyyy.
Woody: No, no! ANDY!
[Andy closes lid and Woody's nightmare ends. Woody wakes up, screaming, and sees his broken arm tangled around his neck]
Andy: Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?
[Takes Woody and plays with him]
Andy: Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, ridin' cowboy!
[notices Woody's broken arm]
Andy: [depressed] Oh, I forgot, you're broken. I don't wanna play with you anymore.
[In slow motion, Andy drops Woody on the cards. Woody fell through the cards and into the trash can. Woody then got scared in the trash can and the arms and hands reaches out to grab him. Woody then wails for Andy]
Woody: No, no, no, no, no!
[the silhouette of Andy came and looks at Woody]
Andy: [echo] Byyyyyyyyyyyyyye, Woodyyyyyyyyy.
Woody: No, no! ANDY!
[Andy closes lid and Woody's nightmare ends. Woody wakes up, screaming, and sees his broken arm tangled around his neck]
Andy's Mom: Andy, honey, come on! Five minutes and we're leaving.
Andy: Five minutes? Hmm...
[cut to a setup Andy has made for a quick playtime]
Andy: [as Bo Peep] Help, help, somebody help me!
[as Woody]
Andy: Let her go, evil Doctor Pork Chop!
[as Hamm or Dr. Pork Chop]
Andy: Nevar! You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark? Or death by monkeys?
[Andy picks up some of the "monkeys-in-a-barrel"]
Andy: Ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah!
[as Hamm]
Andy: Choose!
[as Woody]
Andy: I choose Buzz Lightyear!
[Andy grabs RC's remote, puts Buzz on top and speeds him towards Hamm]
Andy: [as Hamm] What? That's not a choice!
[RC flies through the air and knocks Hamm off the Bucket O' Soldiers]
Andy: [as Buzz] To infinity and beyond!
[Hamm falls off and coins clatter on the floor]
Andy: [as Woody] I'll save you, Miss Peep!
[as Bo Peep]
Andy: My hero! Mwa mwa mwa mwa!
[he has her kiss him]
Andy: [as Woody] Thanks, Buzz!
[as Buzz]
Andy: No problem, buddy!
[he links their arms]
Andy: You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!
[Andy pulls too hard and Buzz's arm makes Woody's tear slightly at the shoulder]
Andy: Oh no!
Andy's Mom: Andy? Let's go! Molly's already in her car seat!
Andy: But Mom, Woody's arm ripped!
Andy's Mom: Oh no! Well maybe we can fix him on the way.
Andy: Nah, just leave him.
Andy's Mom: I'm sorry, honey, but you know, toys don't last forever.
Andy: Five minutes? Hmm...
[cut to a setup Andy has made for a quick playtime]
Andy: [as Bo Peep] Help, help, somebody help me!
[as Woody]
Andy: Let her go, evil Doctor Pork Chop!
[as Hamm or Dr. Pork Chop]
Andy: Nevar! You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark? Or death by monkeys?
[Andy picks up some of the "monkeys-in-a-barrel"]
Andy: Ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah!
[as Hamm]
Andy: Choose!
[as Woody]
Andy: I choose Buzz Lightyear!
[Andy grabs RC's remote, puts Buzz on top and speeds him towards Hamm]
Andy: [as Hamm] What? That's not a choice!
[RC flies through the air and knocks Hamm off the Bucket O' Soldiers]
Andy: [as Buzz] To infinity and beyond!
[Hamm falls off and coins clatter on the floor]
Andy: [as Woody] I'll save you, Miss Peep!
[as Bo Peep]
Andy: My hero! Mwa mwa mwa mwa!
[he has her kiss him]
Andy: [as Woody] Thanks, Buzz!
[as Buzz]
Andy: No problem, buddy!
[he links their arms]
Andy: You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!
[Andy pulls too hard and Buzz's arm makes Woody's tear slightly at the shoulder]
Andy: Oh no!
Andy's Mom: Andy? Let's go! Molly's already in her car seat!
Andy: But Mom, Woody's arm ripped!
Andy's Mom: Oh no! Well maybe we can fix him on the way.
Andy: Nah, just leave him.
Andy's Mom: I'm sorry, honey, but you know, toys don't last forever.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Rex having pushed the Other Toys down due to slipping, causes Buzz #2's weight to give in] What was I thinking? My Anti-gravity servos
[Presses the button on his Utility Belt, lighting it up, unaware that he's just a toy]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall.
[the other toys all look up at him shocked]
Slinky Dog: Huh?
Rex: What?
Mr. Potato Head: He wouldn't!
Buzz Lightyear #2: One!
Hamm: He would.
Hamm: Two!
Slinky Dog, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: DON'T DO IT, BUZZ!
Buzz Lightyear #2: Three!
[he lets go of the wall and they all land on the elevator, which is coming up the shaft]
Buzz Lightyear #2: To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.
[Turns off Belt]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [gets off the elevator into the vent] Area secure.
Slinky Dog, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: [all moaning]
Buzz Lightyear #2: It's OK troops, the antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move!
Mr. Potato Head: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.
[Presses the button on his Utility Belt, lighting it up, unaware that he's just a toy]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall.
[the other toys all look up at him shocked]
Slinky Dog: Huh?
Rex: What?
Mr. Potato Head: He wouldn't!
Buzz Lightyear #2: One!
Hamm: He would.
Hamm: Two!
Slinky Dog, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: DON'T DO IT, BUZZ!
Buzz Lightyear #2: Three!
[he lets go of the wall and they all land on the elevator, which is coming up the shaft]
Buzz Lightyear #2: To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.
[Turns off Belt]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [gets off the elevator into the vent] Area secure.
Slinky Dog, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: [all moaning]
Buzz Lightyear #2: It's OK troops, the antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move!
Mr. Potato Head: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [to Woody just as he's about to leave back to Andy's through the heat duct after removing the screw and opening it] How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
Woody: [pets Bullseye, then suddenly decides to stay] Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?
[Closes the heat duct and turns to Jessie at the window, smiling]
Woody: [pets Bullseye, then suddenly decides to stay] Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?
[Closes the heat duct and turns to Jessie at the window, smiling]
Woody: [yelling through the heat duct, which the Prospector just put the screw back on, stopping it from being opened] Help! Buzz! Guys!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: It's too late, Woody! That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: It's too late, Woody! That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.
Woody: Nah, Buzz.
[sigh]
Woody: I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You are a *toy*!
Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.
Buzz Lightyear: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.
Woody: Well, you wasted your time.
Woody: Nah, Buzz.
[sigh]
Woody: I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You are a *toy*!
Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.
Buzz Lightyear: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.
Woody: Well, you wasted your time.
Woody: [Woody's arm finally rips completely off] Aaaahhh! It's gone! I can't believe it! My arm is completely gone!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh, it's just a popped seam. Easily repaired! You should consider yourself lucky.
Woody: Lucky? Are you shrink-wrapped? I am missing my ARM!
Jessie: Big deal!
[shoots a plunger onto a cardboard display of Woody]
Jessie: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh, it's just a popped seam. Easily repaired! You should consider yourself lucky.
Woody: Lucky? Are you shrink-wrapped? I am missing my ARM!
Jessie: Big deal!
[shoots a plunger onto a cardboard display of Woody]
Jessie: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.
Woody: [deleted scene]
[Woody is asking the Roundup gang to come back to Andy's with him]
Woody: Bullseye, are you with me?
[Bullseye licks him like a dog]
Woody: Ah! Okay! Good boy.
[walks toward Prospector's box]
Woody: Prospector, how 'bout you?
[turns box around]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [talking to two Barbie dolls] ... And so you two are absolutey identical?
[laughs softly]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in Toy Story 3.
[notices the camera crew filming]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: I'm sorry, are we back? Oh! All right, girls. Lovely talking with you -
[pushes box door open]
Stinky Pete the Prospector:
[they leave]
[Woody is asking the Roundup gang to come back to Andy's with him]
Woody: Bullseye, are you with me?
[Bullseye licks him like a dog]
Woody: Ah! Okay! Good boy.
[walks toward Prospector's box]
Woody: Prospector, how 'bout you?
[turns box around]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [talking to two Barbie dolls] ... And so you two are absolutey identical?
[laughs softly]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in Toy Story 3.
[notices the camera crew filming]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: I'm sorry, are we back? Oh! All right, girls. Lovely talking with you -
[pushes box door open]
Stinky Pete the Prospector:
[they leave]
[On "Woody's Roundup" TV show, Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her rescue]
Rabbit: [incoherent chatter]
Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Rabbit: Uh huh.
Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
Rabbit: [incoherent chatter]
Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Rabbit: Uh huh.
Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
[in the cargo hold of the plane to go to Japan, Woody finds Jessie rolled up in a corner of the green case]
Woody: [deep voice] Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight.
Jessie: [Hugs Woody] Woody.
Woody: Come on Jessie. It's time to take you home.
Jessie: But, what if Andy doesn't like me.
Woody: Oh sure, Andy will love you. Besides, he's got a Little Sister.
Jessie: He does? Why didn't you say so?
Woody: [deep voice] Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight.
Jessie: [Hugs Woody] Woody.
Woody: Come on Jessie. It's time to take you home.
Jessie: But, what if Andy doesn't like me.
Woody: Oh sure, Andy will love you. Besides, he's got a Little Sister.
Jessie: He does? Why didn't you say so?
Buzz Lightyear: [Having figured out the Liscence Plate with the help of Mr. Spell] Etch, Draw that man in a Chicken Suit.
[Etch redraws the picture of Al holding Woody wearing a Chicken Suit, which bears a Striking Resemblance to the Chicken Mascot from the Al's Toy Barn Commercial]
Rex: [Surprised] It's the chicken man!
Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy!
Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
[Etch redraws the picture of Al holding Woody wearing a Chicken Suit, which bears a Striking Resemblance to the Chicken Mascot from the Al's Toy Barn Commercial]
Rex: [Surprised] It's the chicken man!
Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy!
Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
[Woody's arm is ripped by the Prospector with his pickaxe]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: It's your choice, Woody. Either you can go to Japan together or in pieces. He fixed you once, he can fix you again. Now get in the box.
Woody: Never.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Fine.
[the Prospector prepares to sever Woody's arm off completely, when Buzz suddenly returns with the others, stunning the Prospector with the Cameras that they'd found in another suitcase earlier]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: It's your choice, Woody. Either you can go to Japan together or in pieces. He fixed you once, he can fix you again. Now get in the box.
Woody: Never.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Fine.
[the Prospector prepares to sever Woody's arm off completely, when Buzz suddenly returns with the others, stunning the Prospector with the Cameras that they'd found in another suitcase earlier]
Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz Lightyear: To do what Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
[Buzz closes the heat duct behind him as he and the other toys leave sadly, and the Rest of the Roundup Gang approach Woody]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Good going Woody. I thought they'd never leave.
Buzz Lightyear: To do what Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
[Buzz closes the heat duct behind him as he and the other toys leave sadly, and the Rest of the Roundup Gang approach Woody]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Good going Woody. I thought they'd never leave.
[Al arrives back at his penthouse, but leaves his bag with the Toys in the car]
Rex: He didn't take the bag!
Buzz Lightyear #2: No time to lose!
[Buzz #2 struggles to open the locked door handle, and watches Al head to the Elevator]
Buzz Lightyear #2: He's Ascending in a Verticle Transporter.
[Jumps back onto the Car Seat and opens up his wings, hanging onto Rex and Mr. Potato Head, not knowing that he's just a toy]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Alright everyone, Hang on! We're gonna blast to the roof!
Rex: Uh, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: To Infinity, and Beyond!
[Nothing happens, Buzz #2 remains standing firm]
Mr. Potato Head: What are you, insane?
[Runs over to the Car Lock, with Rex giving him a boost]
Mr. Potato Head: Stand still Godzilla.
[Strains to lift the lock with his weak arms]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Confused, but still doesn't know the truth] I don't understand. Somehow my Fuel cells have gone dry...
[Leans against the Electric Window Switch, which successfully pops open the lock that Mr. Potato Head is still struggling to pull open]
Mr. Potato Head: Aaaah!
[Mr. Potato Head having had his arms pulled off in the process bounces backwards and lands upside in the Cup Holder]
Rex: He didn't take the bag!
Buzz Lightyear #2: No time to lose!
[Buzz #2 struggles to open the locked door handle, and watches Al head to the Elevator]
Buzz Lightyear #2: He's Ascending in a Verticle Transporter.
[Jumps back onto the Car Seat and opens up his wings, hanging onto Rex and Mr. Potato Head, not knowing that he's just a toy]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Alright everyone, Hang on! We're gonna blast to the roof!
Rex: Uh, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: To Infinity, and Beyond!
[Nothing happens, Buzz #2 remains standing firm]
Mr. Potato Head: What are you, insane?
[Runs over to the Car Lock, with Rex giving him a boost]
Mr. Potato Head: Stand still Godzilla.
[Strains to lift the lock with his weak arms]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Confused, but still doesn't know the truth] I don't understand. Somehow my Fuel cells have gone dry...
[Leans against the Electric Window Switch, which successfully pops open the lock that Mr. Potato Head is still struggling to pull open]
Mr. Potato Head: Aaaah!
[Mr. Potato Head having had his arms pulled off in the process bounces backwards and lands upside in the Cup Holder]
Woody: [Jessie shuts off the TV as the "Woody's Roundup" episode ends] Hey, w-wait, What happened? What happens next? Come on, let's see the next episode!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: That's it.
Woody: What?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: The show was cancelled after that.
Woody: Wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and... and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
Woody: ...I know how that feels.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: That's it.
Woody: What?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: The show was cancelled after that.
Woody: Wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and... and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
Woody: ...I know how that feels.
[In the beginning of the movie, Rex just lost a Buzz Lightyear vs. Emperor Zurg game, right when nearly winning]
Rex: No, no, no, no.
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, you almost had him.
Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the "fire" button and jump at the same time!
[gestures those buttons]
Rex: No, no, no, no.
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, you almost had him.
Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the "fire" button and jump at the same time!
[gestures those buttons]
Hamm: All right, let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Woody]
Hamm: Exhibit B, a composide sketch of the kidnapper.
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Al with a long beard]
Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Uh, Etch, give him a shave.
[Etch-A-Sketch redraws Al without a beard]
Slinky Dog: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, let's just go straight to Exhibit F! The kidnapper's vehicle.
[Refers to their toy reconstruction of the driveway]
Mr. Potato Head: Now the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
[pushes a toy car to the left]
Hamm: Oh, your parts are in backwards! It went the other way!
[pushes the toy car right]
Hamm: Hey, put a cork in it!
[Rex walks through, destroying their model]
Rex: Hey, how do you spell F-B-I?
Mr. Potato Head: My crime scene!
Hamm: Hey, watch where you're going, Godspilla!
Rex: I didn't know this was a crime scene!
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Woody]
Hamm: Exhibit B, a composide sketch of the kidnapper.
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Al with a long beard]
Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Uh, Etch, give him a shave.
[Etch-A-Sketch redraws Al without a beard]
Slinky Dog: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, let's just go straight to Exhibit F! The kidnapper's vehicle.
[Refers to their toy reconstruction of the driveway]
Mr. Potato Head: Now the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
[pushes a toy car to the left]
Hamm: Oh, your parts are in backwards! It went the other way!
[pushes the toy car right]
Hamm: Hey, put a cork in it!
[Rex walks through, destroying their model]
Rex: Hey, how do you spell F-B-I?
Mr. Potato Head: My crime scene!
Hamm: Hey, watch where you're going, Godspilla!
Rex: I didn't know this was a crime scene!
[Woody flings his Pull String onto a point onto the upper point of the Nearby Wheel of the Plane he and Jessie are hanging off like a lasso, and comes up with an idea]
Woody: Jessie, let go of the plane!
Jessie: What? Are you crazy?
Woody: Just pretend it's the final episode of "Woody's Roundup".
Jessie: But it was cancelled! We never saw if you made it!
Woody: Well, then, let's find out together!
[Both let go, and swing like a rope, and land ontop of Bullseye down on the Runway with Buzz]
Woody: Jessie, let go of the plane!
Jessie: What? Are you crazy?
Woody: Just pretend it's the final episode of "Woody's Roundup".
Jessie: But it was cancelled! We never saw if you made it!
Woody: Well, then, let's find out together!
[Both let go, and swing like a rope, and land ontop of Bullseye down on the Runway with Buzz]
[the toys are trying to find a way to enter Al's apartment building]
Mr. Potato Head: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hotdog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.
Mr. Potato Head: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hotdog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.
Hamm: Excuse me, ladies, but could any of you tell us where we might the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
Tour guide Barbie: I can help!
[slides down the slide and into the toy car]
Tour guide Barbie: I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photography. Thank you.
Mr. Potato Head: I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm: Then make way for the single fellas.
Tour guide Barbie: I can help!
[slides down the slide and into the toy car]
Tour guide Barbie: I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photography. Thank you.
Mr. Potato Head: I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm: Then make way for the single fellas.
Hamm: [the toys are climbing up an elevator shaft. Some coins fall out of Hamm's stomach opening] Uh oh. Look out below down there.
Slinky Dog: [They hit Slinky in the face] Whoa, Pork bellies are falling.
Mr. Potato Head: [Lands on one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes, which he manages to flick off easily] Hey, how much farther Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Half way, there.
Slinky Dog: [They hit Slinky in the face] Whoa, Pork bellies are falling.
Mr. Potato Head: [Lands on one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes, which he manages to flick off easily] Hey, how much farther Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Half way, there.
[the toys are now in a Pet Carrier, placed onto the Conveyor Belt at the Airport]
Alien toys: The Mystic Portal. Ooh!
Buzz Lightyear: Once we go through, we just need to find that case.
[They pass through into an Area with Multiple Conveyor Belts and Multiple Suitcases]
Mr. Potato Head: [Gasps, as his Extra Pair of Shoes and Angry Eyes fall out of his Compartment]
[the toys then slide down at a fast rate, and tumble out of the Pet Carrier they've been in onto the Conveyor Belt below]
Slinky Dog: [Spotting a Green Suitcase in the Distance in front of them] There's the case.
Hamm: [Spotting Another Green Suitcase on the Conveyor Belt below them] No there's the case.
Buzz Lightyear: You guys take that one, we'll take this one.
[Buzz and Slinky go after the Suitcase spotted in the Distance, whilst Hamm, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, and the Alien Toys go after the Suitcase underneath them]
Alien toys: The Mystic Portal. Ooh!
Buzz Lightyear: Once we go through, we just need to find that case.
[They pass through into an Area with Multiple Conveyor Belts and Multiple Suitcases]
Mr. Potato Head: [Gasps, as his Extra Pair of Shoes and Angry Eyes fall out of his Compartment]
[the toys then slide down at a fast rate, and tumble out of the Pet Carrier they've been in onto the Conveyor Belt below]
Slinky Dog: [Spotting a Green Suitcase in the Distance in front of them] There's the case.
Hamm: [Spotting Another Green Suitcase on the Conveyor Belt below them] No there's the case.
Buzz Lightyear: You guys take that one, we'll take this one.
[Buzz and Slinky go after the Suitcase spotted in the Distance, whilst Hamm, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, and the Alien Toys go after the Suitcase underneath them]
[Buzz #2 straps Buzz into an Empty Box]
Buzz Lightyear: Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy.
Buzz Lightyear: [Muffled from inside the box] We're all toys, can you hear me?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial!
Buzz Lightyear: [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining] Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go.
Tour guide Barbie: [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys] And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
Hamm: Hey Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys] Halt! Who goes there?
[the car stops]
Mr. Potato Head: Quit clowning around and get in the car.
Rex: Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Stops pointing his "laser"] You do?
Rex: C'mon. I'll tell you on the way.
Buzz Lightyear: [From inside the Cardboard Box] No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz!
Hamm: [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt] Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.
[the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out]
Buzz Lightyear: Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy.
Buzz Lightyear: [Muffled from inside the box] We're all toys, can you hear me?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial!
Buzz Lightyear: [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining] Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go.
Tour guide Barbie: [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys] And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
Hamm: Hey Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys] Halt! Who goes there?
[the car stops]
Mr. Potato Head: Quit clowning around and get in the car.
Rex: Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Stops pointing his "laser"] You do?
Rex: C'mon. I'll tell you on the way.
Buzz Lightyear: [From inside the Cardboard Box] No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz!
Hamm: [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt] Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.
[the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out]
[Woody back home in Andy's Room safe and sound, is having his arm fixed by Andy after it was re-torn at the Airport, but Andy never knew what happened while he was at Camp]
Andy's Mom: Andy, time to go. Hey, you fixed Woody.
Andy: Yeah, glad I didn't take him to Cowboy Camp. His *whole arm* might've come off.
Andy's Mom: Andy, time to go. Hey, you fixed Woody.
Andy: Yeah, glad I didn't take him to Cowboy Camp. His *whole arm* might've come off.
[Whilst the toys search the Woody on Al's Office, unaware that he's not really there and in Al's Apartment, Al enters talking on the phone and walking over to the Fax Machine]
Slinky Dog: [Whispering] It's him.
Hamm: The Chicken Man.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
Slinky Dog: That's the Kidnapper alright.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Kidnapper, an Agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
Al McWiggin: [Putting a photo of Woody through the Fax Machine] And the Piece de Resistance. I promise the Collection will be the Crown Jewel of your Museum.
[the photo pops out the Fax Machine through the other side, landing on the floor where the toys hid]
Slinky Dog: It's Woody
Al McWiggin: Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another Zero to the price, huh? What?
Al McWiggin: [Overjoyed] Yes? Yes! You've got yourself a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] He's selling Woody to a Toy Museum.
Rex: In *Japan*.
[the toys all jump into Al's Bag]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Into the Poultry Man's Cargo Unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!
[Rex's tail hangs out of the bag, Al picks it up and laughs]
Al McWiggin: [Cheering to himself] I'm gonna be rich! Rich! Rich!
Slinky Dog: [Whispering] It's him.
Hamm: The Chicken Man.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
Slinky Dog: That's the Kidnapper alright.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Kidnapper, an Agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
Al McWiggin: [Putting a photo of Woody through the Fax Machine] And the Piece de Resistance. I promise the Collection will be the Crown Jewel of your Museum.
[the photo pops out the Fax Machine through the other side, landing on the floor where the toys hid]
Slinky Dog: It's Woody
Al McWiggin: Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another Zero to the price, huh? What?
Al McWiggin: [Overjoyed] Yes? Yes! You've got yourself a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] He's selling Woody to a Toy Museum.
Rex: In *Japan*.
[the toys all jump into Al's Bag]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Into the Poultry Man's Cargo Unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!
[Rex's tail hangs out of the bag, Al picks it up and laughs]
Al McWiggin: [Cheering to himself] I'm gonna be rich! Rich! Rich!
Woody: [Having dealt with the Prospector] Happy trails Prospector.
[Slinky and the Other Toys help Jessie and Bullseye out of the Suitcase, who Woody insisted to come along with them, but they're reaching the end of the line]
Slinky Dog: Uh Guys? We could use a 'Lil Help over here.
[Bullseye already managed to get out]
Woody: Oh no, Jessie!
[the Suitcase slips down to the Ground Support Equipment at the Runway below with Jessie in it]
Jessie: [Hanging out from the Suitcase in Dispair] No!
[the driver of the GSE puts Jessie back into the Suitcase, and loads it up]
Woody: [With help off Buzz and Bullseye, parodying his line on Woody's Roundup] Run like the Wind Bullseye!
[the three of them jump out onto the Runway and chase after the Ground Support Vehicle with the Suitcase containing Jessie]
[Slinky and the Other Toys help Jessie and Bullseye out of the Suitcase, who Woody insisted to come along with them, but they're reaching the end of the line]
Slinky Dog: Uh Guys? We could use a 'Lil Help over here.
[Bullseye already managed to get out]
Woody: Oh no, Jessie!
[the Suitcase slips down to the Ground Support Equipment at the Runway below with Jessie in it]
Jessie: [Hanging out from the Suitcase in Dispair] No!
[the driver of the GSE puts Jessie back into the Suitcase, and loads it up]
Woody: [With help off Buzz and Bullseye, parodying his line on Woody's Roundup] Run like the Wind Bullseye!
[the three of them jump out onto the Runway and chase after the Ground Support Vehicle with the Suitcase containing Jessie]
[Al has just packed up the Roundup Toys, including Woody, into his Suitcase to go to Japan]
Buzz Lightyear: Quick to the Elevator!
[All Run down the vent to the Elevator. Al has just pressed the button to send the Elevator up]
Buzz Lightyear: Hurry, I can hear it coming.
[the toys all come to a halt as the Elevator arrives up the shaft. A Zurg toy that Buzz accidentally set loose from Al's Toy Barn has arrived standing ontop]
Emperor Zurg: So we meet again Buzz Lightyear. For the Last Time.
Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2, Rex: [Shocked] It's Zurg!
[Zurg draws out his Blaster, which is really a Nerf Ball Gun]
Rex: Watch out. He's got an Ion Blaster.
Buzz Lightyear: Quick to the Elevator!
[All Run down the vent to the Elevator. Al has just pressed the button to send the Elevator up]
Buzz Lightyear: Hurry, I can hear it coming.
[the toys all come to a halt as the Elevator arrives up the shaft. A Zurg toy that Buzz accidentally set loose from Al's Toy Barn has arrived standing ontop]
Emperor Zurg: So we meet again Buzz Lightyear. For the Last Time.
Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2, Rex: [Shocked] It's Zurg!
[Zurg draws out his Blaster, which is really a Nerf Ball Gun]
Rex: Watch out. He's got an Ion Blaster.
Woody: [Voice box] There's a Snake in my Boot.
[This catches the Attention of a Man in the corner at the Yard Sale, who picks Woody up, and glances at him]
Al McWiggin: [Gasps] Original hand-painted face, Natural dyed blanket-stitched vest,
[Looking at Woody's torn arm]
Al McWiggin: Hmm, a little rip... fixable, if only you had your hand-stitched polyvinyl...
[Spots Woody's hat on the ground, and places it back on]
Al McWiggin: A hat, yes I found him! I found him!
[This catches the Attention of a Man in the corner at the Yard Sale, who picks Woody up, and glances at him]
Al McWiggin: [Gasps] Original hand-painted face, Natural dyed blanket-stitched vest,
[Looking at Woody's torn arm]
Al McWiggin: Hmm, a little rip... fixable, if only you had your hand-stitched polyvinyl...
[Spots Woody's hat on the ground, and places it back on]
Al McWiggin: A hat, yes I found him! I found him!
[Shows his boot to the Rest of the Roondup Gang, with Andy's name on it, much to their shock]
Jessie: [Panicking to herself] I can't go back in storage again. I won't go back into the dark.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Jessie, it's ok.
Woody: What's the matter? What's wrong with her?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Well you see, we've been waiting in store for a long time Woody. Waiting for you.
Woody: Why me?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: The Museum's only interested in the collection if you're in it. Without you, we go back into Storage. It's that simple.
Jessie: It's not fair! How can you do this to us?
Woody: Hey look, I'm sorry. But this was all a big mistake. See, I was in this Yard Sale.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Yard Sale? Why were you in a Yard Sale if you have an owner?
Woody: I wasn't supposed to be there. I was trying to save Another Toy.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [Noticing Woody's torn arm] Is it because you're damaged? Did this Andy, break you?
Woody: Yes, but... no, no, no... It was an accident. He...
Jessie: [Unamused] Sounds like he *really* loves you.
Woody: It's not like that, ok! And I'm not going to any Museum!
Jessie: And I'm not going back into Storage!
Jessie: [Panicking to herself] I can't go back in storage again. I won't go back into the dark.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Jessie, it's ok.
Woody: What's the matter? What's wrong with her?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Well you see, we've been waiting in store for a long time Woody. Waiting for you.
Woody: Why me?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: The Museum's only interested in the collection if you're in it. Without you, we go back into Storage. It's that simple.
Jessie: It's not fair! How can you do this to us?
Woody: Hey look, I'm sorry. But this was all a big mistake. See, I was in this Yard Sale.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Yard Sale? Why were you in a Yard Sale if you have an owner?
Woody: I wasn't supposed to be there. I was trying to save Another Toy.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [Noticing Woody's torn arm] Is it because you're damaged? Did this Andy, break you?
Woody: Yes, but... no, no, no... It was an accident. He...
Jessie: [Unamused] Sounds like he *really* loves you.
Woody: It's not like that, ok! And I'm not going to any Museum!
Jessie: And I'm not going back into Storage!
[Woody and Jessie have been put into a fight, and accidentally knock The Prospector's Box to the ground]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now I don't know how the Television turned on. But I must tell you, fighting doesn't help.
Woody: Well if I had two arms.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Look Woody, I think you'll just have to wait till Morning. The Cleaner will come, fix your arm...
Woody: ...And then I'm outta here.
[Bullseye sulks]
Woody: No Bullseye. It's just that Andy...
Jessie: [Pets Bullseye and walks away] Andy, Andy, Andy. That's all he's ever talked about.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now I don't know how the Television turned on. But I must tell you, fighting doesn't help.
Woody: Well if I had two arms.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Look Woody, I think you'll just have to wait till Morning. The Cleaner will come, fix your arm...
Woody: ...And then I'm outta here.
[Bullseye sulks]
Woody: No Bullseye. It's just that Andy...
Jessie: [Pets Bullseye and walks away] Andy, Andy, Andy. That's all he's ever talked about.
[Al had just taken a number of pictures of Woody and the Rest of the Roundup Gang, smiling to himself, and gets a phone call]
Al McWiggin: [On the Phone] Yeah what? Oh, Mr. Konishi. I have the pictures right here.
Al McWiggin: [Walking to the door, lying] In fact I'm in the car right now, on my way to the office to fax them to you. I'm going through a tunnel. I'm breaking up.
[Closes door]
Al McWiggin: [On the Phone] Yeah what? Oh, Mr. Konishi. I have the pictures right here.
Al McWiggin: [Walking to the door, lying] In fact I'm in the car right now, on my way to the office to fax them to you. I'm going through a tunnel. I'm breaking up.
[Closes door]
Woody: [after having met the Rest of the Roundup Gang in Al's Apartment] OK I'm officially freaked out now.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [as the Roundup Gang walk over to Woody] Oh we've waited Countless Years for this day! It's good to see you Woody.
Woody: Listen, I don't know what... hey! How dyou you know my name?
Jessie: Everyone knows your name, *Woody*.
[Woody pauses for a moment]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Why you don't know who you are! Bullseye?
[Bullseye turns up the lights, revealing an entire set of Woody's Roundup Brands with Woody on them. Woody glances at them in amazement]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [as the Roundup Gang walk over to Woody] Oh we've waited Countless Years for this day! It's good to see you Woody.
Woody: Listen, I don't know what... hey! How dyou you know my name?
Jessie: Everyone knows your name, *Woody*.
[Woody pauses for a moment]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Why you don't know who you are! Bullseye?
[Bullseye turns up the lights, revealing an entire set of Woody's Roundup Brands with Woody on them. Woody glances at them in amazement]
