Top Five Quotes
A comedian tries to make it as a serious actor when his reality-TV star fiancée talks him into broadcasting their wedding on her TV show.
Andre Allen: You coming to the party right?
Carl: Some people got to work. I'll tell you what. I'll come to your next bachelor party.
Andre Allen: That's not funny man.
Carl: Tell me somethin'. Your next wife, she gonna be white or she gonna be asian?
Andre Allen: It's still not funny man.
Carl: Oh, it's only funny when you say mean shit. Right?
Carl: Some people got to work. I'll tell you what. I'll come to your next bachelor party.
Andre Allen: That's not funny man.
Carl: Tell me somethin'. Your next wife, she gonna be white or she gonna be asian?
Andre Allen: It's still not funny man.
Carl: Oh, it's only funny when you say mean shit. Right?
Andre Allen: A lot of people don't like dates. It's like, "I hate dating. I hate dating."
Andre Allen: I like dates. Dates are cool.
Andre Allen: 'Cause a date means someone is considering fucking you.
Andre Allen: They have to, like, ponder it. It's just...
Andre Allen: Anybody you can eat with, you might have a chance of fucking.
Andre Allen: So, and they're just pondering fucking you.
Andre Allen: They're weighing it in their head. They're going...
Andre Allen: Girls are going, "His dick, my mouth. I wonder."
Andre Allen: And even if it doesn't happen, you just feel... I feel good.
Andre Allen: I mean, any day somebody thinks about fucking you is a good day.
Andre Allen: I like dates. Dates are cool.
Andre Allen: 'Cause a date means someone is considering fucking you.
Andre Allen: They have to, like, ponder it. It's just...
Andre Allen: Anybody you can eat with, you might have a chance of fucking.
Andre Allen: So, and they're just pondering fucking you.
Andre Allen: They're weighing it in their head. They're going...
Andre Allen: Girls are going, "His dick, my mouth. I wonder."
Andre Allen: And even if it doesn't happen, you just feel... I feel good.
Andre Allen: I mean, any day somebody thinks about fucking you is a good day.
