This Is Where I Leave You Quotes
When their father passes away, four grown siblings are forced to return to their childhood home and live under the same roof together for a week, along with their over-sharing mother and an assortment of spouses, exes and might-have-beens.
Judd Altman: Three months ago I had a great job and a nice apartment and I was in love with my wife.
Wendy Altman: No, you weren't.
Judd Altman: No?
Wendy Altman: No. She was sleeping with somebody else for a year and you never noticed... How in love could you have been?
Judd Altman: Yep... That's fair.
Wendy Altman: No, you weren't.
Judd Altman: No?
Wendy Altman: No. She was sleeping with somebody else for a year and you never noticed... How in love could you have been?
Judd Altman: Yep... That's fair.
Wendy Altman: Don't worry about Chelsea. Philip's skanky ex-girlfriends are a dime a dozen.
Tracy Sullivan: Do they all have to look like Victoria's Secret models?
Wendy Altman: She's not that hot.
Tracy Sullivan: Oh, come on! I would do her.
Wendy Altman: Yeah. I wouldn't say that in front of my brother.
Tracy Sullivan: Do they all have to look like Victoria's Secret models?
Wendy Altman: She's not that hot.
Tracy Sullivan: Oh, come on! I would do her.
Wendy Altman: Yeah. I wouldn't say that in front of my brother.
Wendy Altman: You need to put a baby in that woman, like yesterday.
Paul Altman: I'm working on it.
Wendy Altman: Have you had your man parts checked?
Paul Altman: Come on, not now Wendy.
Wendy Altman: You may have emptied them over the years... My room was next to yours... My room was next to yours.
Paul Altman: I'm working on it.
Wendy Altman: Have you had your man parts checked?
Paul Altman: Come on, not now Wendy.
Wendy Altman: You may have emptied them over the years... My room was next to yours... My room was next to yours.
Judd Altman: We've come apart there Mom. Could you please close that robe, please. Cover it!
Hillary Altman: They are just breasts, Judd. The same ones you suckled at.
Judd Altman: No Mother, those are not the same breasts you nursed us with. Those are... those are... you've got bionic breasts now.
Hillary Altman: Your Father didn't see it that way. He used to like to put his penis...
Judd Altman: Jesus Christ, Mother. Thank you
Hillary Altman: They are just breasts, Judd. The same ones you suckled at.
Judd Altman: No Mother, those are not the same breasts you nursed us with. Those are... those are... you've got bionic breasts now.
Hillary Altman: Your Father didn't see it that way. He used to like to put his penis...
Judd Altman: Jesus Christ, Mother. Thank you
