They Came Together Quotes
A small business owner is about to lose her shop to a major corporate development.
Joel: Give me another one; make it a double.
Bartender: You look like you had a bad day.
Joel: Heh, tell me about it.
Bartender: Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.
Joel: You can say that again.
Bartender: Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.
Bartender: You look like you had a bad day.
Joel: Heh, tell me about it.
Bartender: Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.
Joel: You can say that again.
Bartender: Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.
Brenda: Desert's almost ready. Who wants coffee?
Eggbert: I would love a double-cream, no coffee.
Valerie: I'll have a half mocha macchiato.
Teddy: I'll have a caf, half latte caramel venti frappuccino.
Molly, Joel: Boy, whatever happened to just good old regular coffee?
Molly: ...Asshole.
Joel: Cunt.
Eggbert: I would love a double-cream, no coffee.
Valerie: I'll have a half mocha macchiato.
Teddy: I'll have a caf, half latte caramel venti frappuccino.
Molly, Joel: Boy, whatever happened to just good old regular coffee?
Molly: ...Asshole.
Joel: Cunt.
Joel: [at dinner party] So, uh, Molly...
Molly: Listen, before you ask me anymore questions from the Icebreaker Handbook, here's the 411: Upper Sweet Side NYC. Does the name ring a bell?
Joel: Yeah. Little candy shop?
Molly: Ding ding ding! Give the man a prize, he's a winner! What does he want Johnny? A new car! Yes, that is my store and I put my whole life into it.
Joel: I had no idea.
Molly: The only line you care about is the bottom line. Are you the kind of person I feel a strong connection to? Yes. Do I find you cute and funny? Yes. Could you be the guy that I fall for and live with forever? Yes, but the point is you're a corporate robot. And so it is with great pleasure that I say to you, go jump in a lake, meathead!
[chucks water in his face and storms off, everyone gasps]
Joel: Molly. Wait, Molly!... Shit.
[awkward silence]
Joel: I'll have what she's having, heh.
Bob: ...You are having what she's having. It's all the same food; the pasta and the beans and the lentils.
Molly: Listen, before you ask me anymore questions from the Icebreaker Handbook, here's the 411: Upper Sweet Side NYC. Does the name ring a bell?
Joel: Yeah. Little candy shop?
Molly: Ding ding ding! Give the man a prize, he's a winner! What does he want Johnny? A new car! Yes, that is my store and I put my whole life into it.
Joel: I had no idea.
Molly: The only line you care about is the bottom line. Are you the kind of person I feel a strong connection to? Yes. Do I find you cute and funny? Yes. Could you be the guy that I fall for and live with forever? Yes, but the point is you're a corporate robot. And so it is with great pleasure that I say to you, go jump in a lake, meathead!
[chucks water in his face and storms off, everyone gasps]
Joel: Molly. Wait, Molly!... Shit.
[awkward silence]
Joel: I'll have what she's having, heh.
Bob: ...You are having what she's having. It's all the same food; the pasta and the beans and the lentils.
