The Tuxedo Quotes

A hapless chauffer must take a comatosed secret agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo.

Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.

Jimmy Tong: The name's Tong, James Tong.

Jimmy Tong: You are very smart. Good speller.
Cheryl: Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class.

Winton Chalmers: Life's a bitch.
Del Blaine: He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy.

Jimmy Tong: When I look at you, I have a wet dream.

Clark Devlin: Never touch my tuxedo.

Clark Devlin: Jimmy, I hate to say this, but don't take advice from women about women.

Del Blaine: Oh my God!
Jimmy Tong: Oh your God what?

James Brown: [to Del Blaine] There's one more thing I'd like to say, um... it's not the "in" thing today to give compliments to a young lady. But... I just got to let you know that... you got a nice rack.
Jimmy Tong: Oh, thank you, Mr. Brown.

The Tuxedo Quotes

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