The Ten Quotes
Ten stories, each inspired by one of the ten commandments.
Ray Johnson: So let me get this straight. You're saying you dropped a surgical instrument into Mrs. Contiella's body, knowingly and deliberately?
Dr. Glenn Richie: I have been an exemplary surgeon for the last 20 years. A good citizen. A father. A family man. A husband.
Ray Johnson: Did you deliberately put the scissors into Mrs. Contiella's body?
Dr. Glenn Richie: I would never under any circumstances do anything to harm a patient unless I was doing it as a goof.
Ray Johnson: Did you put the scissors in?
Dr. Glenn Richie: I'm a practicing physician, sir...
Ray Johnson: Did you put the scissors in?
Dr. Glenn Richie: For the last 20 years, sir.
Ray Johnson: Did you put the scissors in?
Dr. Glenn Richie: I am not going to entertain this...
Ray Johnson: Did you put the scissors in?
Dr. Glenn Richie: AS A GODDAMN GOOF!
Dr. Glenn Richie: I have been an exemplary surgeon for the last 20 years. A good citizen. A father. A family man. A husband.
Ray Johnson: Did you deliberately put the scissors into Mrs. Contiella's body?
Dr. Glenn Richie: I would never under any circumstances do anything to harm a patient unless I was doing it as a goof.
Ray Johnson: Did you put the scissors in?
Dr. Glenn Richie: I'm a practicing physician, sir...
Ray Johnson: Did you put the scissors in?
Dr. Glenn Richie: For the last 20 years, sir.
Ray Johnson: Did you put the scissors in?
Dr. Glenn Richie: I am not going to entertain this...
Ray Johnson: Did you put the scissors in?
Dr. Glenn Richie: AS A GODDAMN GOOF!
Duane Rosenblum: Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were the one who were ass-raping you every night.
Dr. Glenn Richie: You know, I think you're felling the energy of our friendship and projecting it into something else that isn't there.
Duane Rosenblum: No Glenn, I'm not... I'm not projecting. I can't look at you without fantasizing about shoving you up against a wall in the laundry room, and punching you in the mouth... And then raping you. Without your consent, of course.
Dr. Glenn Richie: Hey, that's what makes it rape right?
Duane Rosenblum: That's what makes it rape.
Dr. Glenn Richie: You know, I think you're felling the energy of our friendship and projecting it into something else that isn't there.
Duane Rosenblum: No Glenn, I'm not... I'm not projecting. I can't look at you without fantasizing about shoving you up against a wall in the laundry room, and punching you in the mouth... And then raping you. Without your consent, of course.
Dr. Glenn Richie: Hey, that's what makes it rape right?
Duane Rosenblum: That's what makes it rape.
[first lines]
Jeff Reigert: [phone rings] Hello?
Jeff Reigert: I'm sorry, I had to go, okay?
Jeff Reigert: Because I have to introduce the ten stories. I told this this before, we'll talk about this when I get home, alright? I'm late enough as it is.
Jeff Reigert: "The Ten Commandments" ten stories, alright? You knew about this when you married me, this is what I do.
Jeff Reigert: Hello? Hello? Unbelievable.
Jeff Reigert: [phone rings] Hello?
Jeff Reigert: I'm sorry, I had to go, okay?
Jeff Reigert: Because I have to introduce the ten stories. I told this this before, we'll talk about this when I get home, alright? I'm late enough as it is.
Jeff Reigert: "The Ten Commandments" ten stories, alright? You knew about this when you married me, this is what I do.
Jeff Reigert: Hello? Hello? Unbelievable.
Paul Mardino: Let me ask you something. Do you give the guys that deliver your CAT scan a tip?
Ray Johnson: I usually throw 'em five bucks so they can grab some lunch.
Paul Mardino: Five bucks? Where are you going to get lunch for five bucks?
Ray Johnson: McDownalds. Boouurger King... Woundy's.
Paul Mardino: I love it. Little changes to the names of the most famous fast food chains.
Ray Johnson: That's right.
Paul Mardino: I really do love it, Ray.
Ray Johnson: Thanks.
Ray Johnson: I usually throw 'em five bucks so they can grab some lunch.
Paul Mardino: Five bucks? Where are you going to get lunch for five bucks?
Ray Johnson: McDownalds. Boouurger King... Woundy's.
Paul Mardino: I love it. Little changes to the names of the most famous fast food chains.
Ray Johnson: That's right.
Paul Mardino: I really do love it, Ray.
Ray Johnson: Thanks.
