In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle.

Voice: [off-camera] Hey, Phil, stay down there. Put your finger in his mouth.
Peter Malarkey: PETER
[breaking character]
Peter Malarkey: Okay. We're done. We're done with this.
Dale: You know, we could run away from here. We could live someplace else.
Kantmiss Evershot: Like where?
Dale: Anywhere that's better than here.