A childless couple bury a box in their backyard, containing all of their wishes for an infant. Soon, a child is born, though Timothy Green is not all that he appears.

Jim Green: Have a great day!
Cindy Green: That's too much pressure...
Jim Green: Have the day you have!
Coach Cal: Why are you smiling?
Timothy Green: Because I can only get better.
Uncle Bub: Did you know that I invented the peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Timothy Green: Did you know that I'm a big fan of your work?
Timothy Green: Please don't ask about my leaves.