The Object of My Affection

The Object of My Affection Quotes

A pregnant New York social worker begins to develop romantic feelings for her gay best friend, and decides she'd rather raise her child with him, much to the dismay of her overbearing boyfriend.

Rodney Fraser: One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.
Rodney: Don't fix your life so that you are left alone right when you come to the middle of it.
Constance: I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.
Nina: Head up young person.
Sidney: Betty, we should go.
Constance: Betty was your other wife. I'm Constance.
Nina: Don't open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested.
Nina: You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo over to sleep with him.
Nina: I want to look at you and not feel so hurt by you.
Dr. Robert Joley: Are you okay honey?
George Hanson: How did we get back to the "honey" stage so quickly?
Dr. Robert Joley: Maybe we never should have left it.
Nina: I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?
Rodney Fraser: Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?
Nina Borowski: I haven't practiced for a while.
Nina: I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.
Dr. Robert Joley: We're too old to settle for a twin-bedded friendship.
Constance: Do you love him?
Nina: Yeah, whatever that means.
Sidney: I swear, I'm hotter than a goat in China.
Nina: You have to pick one person and make it work.
George Hanson: I'm simple, that's why I teach first grade.
Sidney: If I wasn't happily married and you weren't my wife's stepsister I'd have an affair with you in a second.
Nina: Freud didn't know DICK about women.
Rodney: Don't fix your life so that you're left alone right as you come to the middle of it.
George Hanson: Do you ever just want to touch her nose? I mean its like a Tulip.
Nina: Don't start that with her.

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