The Lords of Salem Quotes
Heidi, a radio DJ, is sent a box containing a record -- a "gift from the Lords." The sounds within the grooves trigger flashbacks of her town's violent past. Is Heidi going mad, or are the Lords back to take revenge on Salem, Massachusetts?
Megan: [reading Heidi's palm] You must make peace with your subconscious desires.
Heidi Hawthorne: Really? What desires?
Megan: The wicked thoughts burning inside your head and exploding in the juices between your legs. The darkness within your very soul. The only reason you exist.
Heidi Hawthorne: Uh, I think I'll make peace with those desires later. I really should be getting upstairs now.
Heidi Hawthorne: Really? What desires?
Megan: The wicked thoughts burning inside your head and exploding in the juices between your legs. The darkness within your very soul. The only reason you exist.
Heidi Hawthorne: Uh, I think I'll make peace with those desires later. I really should be getting upstairs now.
Priest: Why are you in here?
Heidi Hawthorne: I don't know. I was walking by with my dog and I thought I would just come in and sit for a minute. Is that okay? Are you closed?
Priest: No. We never close. God is always open and ready to listen.
Heidi Hawthorne: I just needed to sit.
Priest: Yes, it is a nice place to just come and sit.
Heidi Hawthorne: Yeah, it's nice.
Priest: [puts his hand on Heidi's back] You're a very sad girl.
Heidi Hawthorne: Yeah... I think I should get going.
[the priest grabs Heidi]
Heidi Hawthorne: Ow! What the fuck?
Priest: You have to understand that there is a war waging in Heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon and his serpents, but God does not spare angels when they sin but sends them to Hell.
[Priest unzips his pants and forces Heidi's head downwards]
Priest: You are a filthy whore of Satan. Christ can't save you. Only I can save you! Oh, you must no longer offer worship and sacrifice to the goat idols to whom you prostitute yourself. You must understand what the Lord has done for you and how He has supreme mercy on your soul!
Heidi Hawthorne: I don't know. I was walking by with my dog and I thought I would just come in and sit for a minute. Is that okay? Are you closed?
Priest: No. We never close. God is always open and ready to listen.
Heidi Hawthorne: I just needed to sit.
Priest: Yes, it is a nice place to just come and sit.
Heidi Hawthorne: Yeah, it's nice.
Priest: [puts his hand on Heidi's back] You're a very sad girl.
Heidi Hawthorne: Yeah... I think I should get going.
[the priest grabs Heidi]
Heidi Hawthorne: Ow! What the fuck?
Priest: You have to understand that there is a war waging in Heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon and his serpents, but God does not spare angels when they sin but sends them to Hell.
[Priest unzips his pants and forces Heidi's head downwards]
Priest: You are a filthy whore of Satan. Christ can't save you. Only I can save you! Oh, you must no longer offer worship and sacrifice to the goat idols to whom you prostitute yourself. You must understand what the Lord has done for you and how He has supreme mercy on your soul!
Lacy Doyle: Oh, Father, you give us the venom. Fill us with your essence.
Megan: Let it burn through our souls and our minds.
Sonny: We trample on the cross.
Megan: We spit upon the book of lies. We desecrate the Virgin Whore.
Lacy Doyle: We blaspheme His holy spirit, and we rejoice in His suffering.
Megan: Guide this child still in the shackles of the oppressor. Help her break free from His tyrant ways.
Sonny: Entice her to take the precious bite from whence she shall be delivered.
Lacy Doyle, Megan, Sonny: You are the dragon, Lord Satan!
Megan: Let it burn through our souls and our minds.
Sonny: We trample on the cross.
Megan: We spit upon the book of lies. We desecrate the Virgin Whore.
Lacy Doyle: We blaspheme His holy spirit, and we rejoice in His suffering.
Megan: Guide this child still in the shackles of the oppressor. Help her break free from His tyrant ways.
Sonny: Entice her to take the precious bite from whence she shall be delivered.
Lacy Doyle, Megan, Sonny: You are the dragon, Lord Satan!
Lacy Doyle: Lord, hear us. We are ready to bring your precious child to this world.
Sonny, Megan, Lacy Doyle: [shouting in unison] In memory of Satan, you preach punishment and shame to those who would emancipate themselves and repudiate the slavery of the church. Satan, come to us. We are ready! Satan, come to us. We are ready! Satan, come to us. We are ready!
Sonny, Megan, Lacy Doyle: [shouting in unison] In memory of Satan, you preach punishment and shame to those who would emancipate themselves and repudiate the slavery of the church. Satan, come to us. We are ready! Satan, come to us. We are ready! Satan, come to us. We are ready!
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Reverend Jonathan Hawthorne: As I write these very words, the witch, Margaret Morgan, gathers with her coven of six deep within the woods surrounding our beloved Salem. The blasphemous music echoes in my mind, driving me to the point of insanity. I, Jonathan Hawthorne, swear before the eyes of God, on this this day in the year of our Lord 1696, to destroy all persons who choose to pledge allegiance to the demon Satan and his spectral army!
Reverend Jonathan Hawthorne: As I write these very words, the witch, Margaret Morgan, gathers with her coven of six deep within the woods surrounding our beloved Salem. The blasphemous music echoes in my mind, driving me to the point of insanity. I, Jonathan Hawthorne, swear before the eyes of God, on this this day in the year of our Lord 1696, to destroy all persons who choose to pledge allegiance to the demon Satan and his spectral army!
Herman Jackson: Can you explain the philosophy behind your music?
Count Gorgann: Our philosophy is to expose the lies of the Christian whores and Jesus, the true bringer of death.
[Heidi and Herman Salvador laugh]
Count Gorgann: We are not the crying sheep of God, we are the mighty goat.
Heidi Hawthorne: Why the goat? Why not the pig?
Herman 'Whitey' Salvador: According to Mr. Chow's menu I was born in the Year of the Pig.
Heidi Hawthorne: Ah, good lo mein.
Herman 'Whitey' Salvador: Ni hao ma.
[Heidi laughs]
Count Gorgann: The goat has free will and for that reason he will always be punished by the oppressor, God. God must die. God is the unholy pig. We serve the butcher.
Herman Jackson: OK...
Count Gorgann: Our philosophy is to expose the lies of the Christian whores and Jesus, the true bringer of death.
[Heidi and Herman Salvador laugh]
Count Gorgann: We are not the crying sheep of God, we are the mighty goat.
Heidi Hawthorne: Why the goat? Why not the pig?
Herman 'Whitey' Salvador: According to Mr. Chow's menu I was born in the Year of the Pig.
Heidi Hawthorne: Ah, good lo mein.
Herman 'Whitey' Salvador: Ni hao ma.
[Heidi laughs]
Count Gorgann: The goat has free will and for that reason he will always be punished by the oppressor, God. God must die. God is the unholy pig. We serve the butcher.
Herman Jackson: OK...
Margaret Morgan: Sister. Feel the earth... taste of the air. Do you hear... the sound of the clouds... and the scent of the wind... all becoming one? The whores of the deceivers are gathering around us. You are the blade by which will bleed the cunting daughters of Salem. Dear Heidi, bleed us a king.
