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On his ninth birthday a boy receives many presents. Two of them first seem to be less important: an old cupboard from his brother and a little Indian figure made of plastic from his best ... See full summary »
Boone: [about whisky] Not one more drop as long as I live! [sees Omri and Patrick] Boone: Ohhhhhhh, my dear sweet lord! [beat] Boone: I need a drink.
[Darth Vader, a T-Rex, G.I. Joe, a Cardassian, a Ferengi, and Robocop stop fighting and notice Omri] Robocop: [with gun aimed at Omri] Halt! T-Rex: Rrrahrr?
Little Bear: Good! I like danger. Do you like danger, Texas Man?
Boone: [after Omri picks him up to stop him from shooting Little Bear] I'm tired of getting hauled around all the time! I might'a known you'd take the side of that stinkin' savage! Little Bear: He smells, Omri, and he calls me a dirty savage. Boone: Oh, I didn't call you dirty. I called you stinkin'!
Little Bear: [Before pulling the arrow out of Boone] Blood will flow. Get me husks!
Boone: [crying] Everybody's so big!
Boone: Where may I ask, is my coffee? I always start my day with a cup of coffee. Omri: Okay, if you're good, I'll make you breakfast. Little Bear: Cook? Like a woman! You are a woman! Omri: Oh please, you guys are so old fashioned. Boone: I'll have you know I'm a civilized man. [looks at Little Bear] Boone: Unlike some! Little Bear: Where do you come from? Boone: I come from Texas, Mr. Half-a-brain!
Omri: It's too risky. Boone: Whiskey? Omri: "Risky" Dangerous!
Boone: The boys back home call me boohoo Boone!"
Little Bear: Are we always a great people? Omri: You are always a great people, but it's not always so good.
Boone: You sure was right, Little Bear! God sure do play with men a lot! Little Bear: There is no God here.
Patrick: [about Boone and Little Bear] Don't put them together. You know; "Cowboys and Indians". Omri: Duh! Boone: Indians?