On his ninth birthday a boy receives many presents. Two of them first seem to be less important: an old cupboard from his brother and a little Indian figure made of plastic from his best ... See full summary »

Boone: [about whisky] Not one more drop as long as I live!
[sees Omri and Patrick]
Boone: Ohhhhhhh, my dear sweet lord!
[beat]
Boone: I need a drink.
[Darth Vader, a T-Rex, G.I. Joe, a Cardassian, a Ferengi, and Robocop stop fighting and notice Omri]
Robocop: [with gun aimed at Omri] Halt!
T-Rex: Rrrahrr?
Little Bear: Good! I like danger. Do you like danger, Texas Man?
Boone: [after Omri picks him up to stop him from shooting Little Bear] I'm tired of getting hauled around all the time! I might'a known you'd take the side of that stinkin' savage!
Little Bear: He smells, Omri, and he calls me a dirty savage.
Boone: Oh, I didn't call you dirty. I called you stinkin'!
Little Bear: [Before pulling the arrow out of Boone] Blood will flow. Get me husks!
Boone: [crying] Everybody's so big!
Boone: Where may I ask, is my coffee? I always start my day with a cup of coffee.
Omri: Okay, if you're good, I'll make you breakfast.
Little Bear: Cook? Like a woman! You are a woman!
Omri: Oh please, you guys are so old fashioned.
Boone: I'll have you know I'm a civilized man.
[looks at Little Bear]
Boone: Unlike some!
Little Bear: Where do you come from?
Boone: I come from Texas, Mr. Half-a-brain!
Omri: It's too risky.
Boone: Whiskey?
Omri: "Risky" Dangerous!
Boone: The boys back home call me boohoo Boone!"
Little Bear: Are we always a great people?
Omri: You are always a great people, but it's not always so good.
Boone: You sure was right, Little Bear! God sure do play with men a lot!
Little Bear: There is no God here.
Patrick: [about Boone and Little Bear] Don't put them together. You know; "Cowboys and Indians".
Omri: Duh!
Boone: Indians?