Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.

Cristabelle Abbott: A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.
Cristabelle Abbott: Well when you really care about someone, you're willing to overlook their flaws and I just wanted to make sure that you liked me for me.
Nate Cooper: I love midget mimes.