The First Time Quotes
A shy senior and a down-to-earth junior fall in love over the weekend.
Dave Hodgman: Jane, Janie, Lately I've been feeling like there's so much noise, ya know? uh so much static. all these voices competing for attention. teachers, parents, magazines. what's in, what's out, who's cool, who's not cool enough... and it's like all this shit gets so loud I feel like I cant even hear myself think. I just want to get in my car and drive... but then I see you, I see you across the hall leaning against your locker... in that jacket that you love so much... and the way you tuck your hair back behind your ears... then you see me and you smile but just smile and it's like, it's like all that noise fades away ya know... and then the only thing I can hear is the sound of your voice when you call out my name.
Jane Harmon: No, Dave's amazing. He's one of my best friends. Definitely my best guy friend. He's just, you know, he's always been there for me through all my... terrible relationships and shit, and... I can tell him anything. And he gives the best advice, he's so smart. You should see the way he is with his sister.
Aubrey Miller: He has a sister?
Jane Harmon: Yeah, she's five, or maybe six but so, so cute and he's, like, super involved in her life 'cause I guess the dad isn't really around or whatever.
Aubrey Miller: Where is he?
Jane Harmon: It's just that most guys our age are really self-absorbed, you know.
Aubrey Miller: He has a sister?
Jane Harmon: Yeah, she's five, or maybe six but so, so cute and he's, like, super involved in her life 'cause I guess the dad isn't really around or whatever.
Aubrey Miller: Where is he?
Jane Harmon: It's just that most guys our age are really self-absorbed, you know.
Aubrey Miller: Last summer, I, uh, I got to visit my uncle and his boyfriend in Madrid and one day I was just like, walking around and I got lost. And I, and I, my cellphone was dead and I had no idea where their apartment was and then, and then I was worried because I was, like, going to have to adapt to life as a street person in Madrid and finally, I like, wandered out into this plaza and I sat down by a fountain and I just, like, breathed. And I realized, I had been so focused on where I was going and, and getting back that I hadn't even noticed... where I was. And I hadn't noticed anything. And so I, I started to. I started to notice the... personality of the architecture and, like the, the way the people would just like, greet each other in the streets and even the sky looked... like, different over there. And it felt like I was just letting go of something... But also like finally in the world... And, you know, I eventually found my way back but those few hours, those were like the best, the best part of my trip. And I just, I wanna get back out there so bad. There's so much stuff I wanna see...
Jane Harmon: God! I am SO sick of these arrogant jag weeds. Their big stupid mouths and their tiny little penises.
Aubrey Miller: They're not talking about Dave anymore?
Jane Harmon: They're talking about Brendan Meltzer.
Aubrey Miller: Is he douchebag?
Jane Harmon: World's most humongous douchebag!
Aubrey Miller: They're not talking about Dave anymore?
Jane Harmon: They're talking about Brendan Meltzer.
Aubrey Miller: Is he douchebag?
Jane Harmon: World's most humongous douchebag!
Jane Harmon: I'm Jane.
Aubrey Miller: Aubrey. We met.
Jane Harmon: Right. You know Dave?
Aubrey Miller: Yeah, a little.
Jane Harmon: Do you like... like him?
Aubrey Miller: What? No, no, no. I, um... No, I'm with, um...
[looking at Ronny]
Aubrey Miller: ... that guy.
Jane Harmon: Oh, wow, he is gorgeous.
Aubrey Miller: Aubrey. We met.
Jane Harmon: Right. You know Dave?
Aubrey Miller: Yeah, a little.
Jane Harmon: Do you like... like him?
Aubrey Miller: What? No, no, no. I, um... No, I'm with, um...
[looking at Ronny]
Aubrey Miller: ... that guy.
Jane Harmon: Oh, wow, he is gorgeous.
