The DUFF Quotes
A high school senior instigates a social pecking order revolution after finding out that she has been labeled the DUFF - Designated Ugly Fat Friend - by her prettier, more popular counterparts.
Bianca Piper: Oh, uh, I... I have a date.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Hmm?
[flexes pecks]
Bianca Piper: Don't do that?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You do? You don't?
[flexes pecks twice]
Bianca Piper: Stop! Uh...
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Question?
[rolls pecks]
Bianca Piper: It's important!
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: What? What do you want?
[flexes and rolls them twice with each sentence]
Bianca Piper: Come on, please!
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Hmm?
[flexes pecks]
Bianca Piper: Don't do that?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You do? You don't?
[flexes pecks twice]
Bianca Piper: Stop! Uh...
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Question?
[rolls pecks]
Bianca Piper: It's important!
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: What? What do you want?
[flexes and rolls them twice with each sentence]
Bianca Piper: Come on, please!
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Where are your girls at?
Bianca Piper: It's actually not my job to give you pervey intel on my best friends but good luck anyway.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Well it kind of is though, you know as their duff.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush, Bianca Piper: Sorry, as their what?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Duff, D-U-F-F: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
Bianca Piper: What did you just say to me?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: It's not like a big deal, every group has one, you know the one who doesn't look as good , thus making their friends look better. The one whose easy to talk to because no one's trying to get with them. You friended up! Good time!
Bianca Piper: It's actually not my job to give you pervey intel on my best friends but good luck anyway.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Well it kind of is though, you know as their duff.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush, Bianca Piper: Sorry, as their what?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Duff, D-U-F-F: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
Bianca Piper: What did you just say to me?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: It's not like a big deal, every group has one, you know the one who doesn't look as good , thus making their friends look better. The one whose easy to talk to because no one's trying to get with them. You friended up! Good time!
Madison Morgan: Girls, party at my place. I'm sure you've heard of it... Caitlyn, can you make sure you get an Instagram shot of them opening it?
Caitlyn: Yep, on it.
Madison Morgan: Oh yeah, I'm doing a video about the party for my YouTube channel.
Bianca Piper: Whoa, wait, you're having a party on a Wednesday? On a school night?
Madison Morgan: Yeah, I can do that.
Bianca Piper: Damn, dude, all right. Well, yeah, we're in.
Madison Morgan: Oooh, um, Bianca, you have to have an actual invite to get in and I only have a certain amount but, um, if anything changes, I'll let you know.
Casey Cordero: Problem solved.
Bianca Piper: Hey, look at that.
Madison Morgan: Wonderful.
Bianca Piper: Can't wait! Should I bring anything or, well, okay!
Caitlyn: Yep, on it.
Madison Morgan: Oh yeah, I'm doing a video about the party for my YouTube channel.
Bianca Piper: Whoa, wait, you're having a party on a Wednesday? On a school night?
Madison Morgan: Yeah, I can do that.
Bianca Piper: Damn, dude, all right. Well, yeah, we're in.
Madison Morgan: Oooh, um, Bianca, you have to have an actual invite to get in and I only have a certain amount but, um, if anything changes, I'll let you know.
Casey Cordero: Problem solved.
Bianca Piper: Hey, look at that.
Madison Morgan: Wonderful.
Bianca Piper: Can't wait! Should I bring anything or, well, okay!
Bianca Piper: I'm tired of being the approachable one. I want to be the dateable one.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You're asking me for dating advice today of all days? Are you kidding me?
Bianca Piper: Look, I have a crush on this boy. His name is Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him. Well, I can't seem to talk to him without making a total ass of myself, okay? And you never seem to have this problem.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Don't you hate me?
Bianca Piper: I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're a man-whore, and a dipshit. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're an idiot. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You're asking me for dating advice today of all days? Are you kidding me?
Bianca Piper: Look, I have a crush on this boy. His name is Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him. Well, I can't seem to talk to him without making a total ass of myself, okay? And you never seem to have this problem.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Don't you hate me?
Bianca Piper: I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're a man-whore, and a dipshit. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're an idiot. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.
