The Amanda Show Quotes
The Amanda Show is another series that was spun off of "All That" for another of its breakout stars. It's a skit show with some of the characteristics of "All That" but with different ... See full summary »
Amber: Debbie, read her her question.
Debbie: Oh yeah. Okay. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one item, what would you thumb?
Penny: Pardon?
Debbie: What would you thumb?
Penny: What would I thumb?
Debbie: That's what it says.
Amber: Debbie... that's your thumb!
Debbie: Oh! What would you bring?
Penny: Well, I'd probably bring my prettiest bra. It hooks in the front! And I'd bring my special medication!
Amber: You can only bring one item.
Penny: But... but, that's hard!
Debbie: Oh yeah. Okay. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one item, what would you thumb?
Penny: Pardon?
Debbie: What would you thumb?
Penny: What would I thumb?
Debbie: That's what it says.
Amber: Debbie... that's your thumb!
Debbie: Oh! What would you bring?
Penny: Well, I'd probably bring my prettiest bra. It hooks in the front! And I'd bring my special medication!
Amber: You can only bring one item.
Penny: But... but, that's hard!
[the substitute teacher is getting frustrated with the "gifted class."]
Substitute Teacher: And no more of your dumb rhymes!
Rhyming Student: Not even sometimes?
Substitute Teacher: Stop that now!
Rhyming Student: Go squeeze a fat cow?
Substitute Teacher: One more time and you'll get detention!
Rhyming Student: Okay! I promise, I'll pay attention.
Substitute Teacher: That's it, young man! You are out of this class!
Rhyming Student: Whoa, my dad's gonna kick my...
Substitute Teacher: QUIET!
Rhyming Student: RIOT!
Substitute Teacher: STOP!
Rhyming Student: COP!
Substitute Teacher: BILLY!
Rhyming Student: SILLY!
Substitute Teacher: AAAAAAH!
Rhyming Student: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH!
Substitute Teacher: And no more of your dumb rhymes!
Rhyming Student: Not even sometimes?
Substitute Teacher: Stop that now!
Rhyming Student: Go squeeze a fat cow?
Substitute Teacher: One more time and you'll get detention!
Rhyming Student: Okay! I promise, I'll pay attention.
Substitute Teacher: That's it, young man! You are out of this class!
Rhyming Student: Whoa, my dad's gonna kick my...
Substitute Teacher: QUIET!
Rhyming Student: RIOT!
Substitute Teacher: STOP!
Rhyming Student: COP!
Substitute Teacher: BILLY!
Rhyming Student: SILLY!
Substitute Teacher: AAAAAAH!
Rhyming Student: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH!
Kyle Rostensan: Uh... one time, I went to visit my cousin in New Jersey. And I went to his, like, house... and you know... rang the doorbell. And he opened the door, and he was all, "Go away..." and like..."stop ringing my doorbell." So I, like, called my mom and told her about my cousin yelling things at me... in New Jersey, and she was all, "You don't have a cousin in New Jersey." Ummmm... I have to tinkle.
