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Those bumbling cadets take to the streets when three inept goons successfully orchestrate a metropolitan crime wave.
Sergeant Moses Hightower: [rapping] We believe you guys, so we wont dispute you. But if you're lying to us, we'll come back and shoot you. Word!
Captain Harris: Proctor! You have been singing Christmas songs for the entire five hours of this stakeout. And Christmas is a good four months away. If you sing so much as one more note... I will shoot you.
Ox: Knock, knock! Sergeant Moses Hightower: Who's there? Ox: Buu! Sergeant Moses Hightower: Buu, who? Ox: Quit crying! This will be over in a moment! [Hightower lets go of Ox] Sergeant Moses Hightower: Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line! [Hightower hits Ox and knocks him out]
[Harris has just been hurt in a multi-car pile-up] Lt. Proctor: Sir... Captain Harris: Don't say it, Proctor! Lt. Proctor: But sir... Captain Harris: Don't say it! [Harris walks away] Lt. Proctor: Told him so. Captain Harris: [From a distance away] I heard that!