North Quotes
Sick of the neglect he receives from his mom and dad, a young boy leaves home and travels the world in search of new parents.
Pa Tex: Remember before when I told you that everything I own is the biggest and the best? Well you're already the best. Now there's nothing left but to make you the biggest.
Ma Tex: And don't fret about not being able to clean up your plate. Why soon your stomach will stretch and stretch and your capacity for food will grow and grow.
North: You say that like that's a good thing to have happen to your stomach.
Pa Tex: It is.
North: Why?
Ma Tex: Then you'll be like Buck.
North: Who?
Pa Tex: Our first son. The biggest boy this big state's ever seen. Why he could eat more in one day than anyone else could eat in a whole month.
Ma Tex: That's why Buck hated February.
Ma Tex: And don't fret about not being able to clean up your plate. Why soon your stomach will stretch and stretch and your capacity for food will grow and grow.
North: You say that like that's a good thing to have happen to your stomach.
Pa Tex: It is.
North: Why?
Ma Tex: Then you'll be like Buck.
North: Who?
Pa Tex: Our first son. The biggest boy this big state's ever seen. Why he could eat more in one day than anyone else could eat in a whole month.
Ma Tex: That's why Buck hated February.
Ma Tex: [to North] We'd like you show you how much we're looking forward to having you as our new son, ready Pa
Pa Tex: Ready Ma!
Ma Tex: [singing] We had a son who was trampled by a ton of longhorns, but you're very cute to fill his boots as flat as they may be
Pa Tex: [singing] You'll yippie yi yo with the rodeo til' the day's done
Ma Tex: [singing] Then you'll make a lot of pals with buffalo gals
Pa Tex: [whispering] Just save some for me!
Ma Tex: Hey there!
Ma Tex, Pa Tex: [singing with a chorus] We'll barbecue steaks and stew, feed you pumpkin pie til' your cans bigger than the big ol' Texas sky
Ma Tex: [singing] You'll grow tall and play football be famous
Pa Tex: [singing] You'll grow more, own a chain of stores, and marry Betsy Lou
Pa Tex: Ready Ma!
Ma Tex: [singing] We had a son who was trampled by a ton of longhorns, but you're very cute to fill his boots as flat as they may be
Pa Tex: [singing] You'll yippie yi yo with the rodeo til' the day's done
Ma Tex: [singing] Then you'll make a lot of pals with buffalo gals
Pa Tex: [whispering] Just save some for me!
Ma Tex: Hey there!
Ma Tex, Pa Tex: [singing with a chorus] We'll barbecue steaks and stew, feed you pumpkin pie til' your cans bigger than the big ol' Texas sky
Ma Tex: [singing] You'll grow tall and play football be famous
Pa Tex: [singing] You'll grow more, own a chain of stores, and marry Betsy Lou
North: How can Labor Day be next week? I just got here.
Sleigh Driver: You walked from your house to the ice flows right? It's a ten week walk, even with the wind at your back.
North: No wonder we stopped for lunch 49 times.
Sleigh Driver: It's that six months of daylight thing. It throws everybody off. I myself only showered 12 times during the '70s.
Sleigh Driver: You walked from your house to the ice flows right? It's a ten week walk, even with the wind at your back.
North: No wonder we stopped for lunch 49 times.
Sleigh Driver: It's that six months of daylight thing. It throws everybody off. I myself only showered 12 times during the '70s.
