Married to the Mob

Married to the Mob Quotes

An undercover FBI agent falls in love with a recently widowed mafia wife seeking to start her life over after her husband's murder and who is also pursued by a libidinous mafia kingpin seeking to claim her for himself.

"Cucumber" Frank de Marco: [Tony has shot Frank after discovering he was sleeping with his mistress] I loved you like a father
Tony 'The Tiger' Russo: You disappointed the shit out of me.
Angela de Marco: God, you people work just like the mob! There's no difference.
Regional Director Franklin: Oh, there's a big difference, Mrs. de Marco. The mob is run by murdering, thieving, lying, cheating psychopaths. We work for the President of the United States of America.
Connie Russo: Look, I fight for what's mine, I make no apologies. You can call me a ballbuster but it's just the way I am.
Angela de Marco: Everything we own fell off a truck!
Connie Russo: We're your friends, Angela, whether you like it or not.
Angela de Marco: I've got to help Joey with his homework. He's having a lot of trouble in school.
Connie Russo: Of course he's having trouble at school, he hangs out with Tony Jr. Face it, these boys are never going to be Einstein.
Connie Russo: Whose husband are you dog face?
Mike Downey: Well I don't know. Whose husband are you looking for?
Connie Russo: Mine.
Tony 'The Tiger' Russo: Pushy Reporter: Tony, are you afraid?
The Pushy Reporter: Afraid? With these gorillas around me, c'mon, I feel like a virgin at a eunuch convention.
Angela de Marco: Cheers to elevators. You meet the nicest people in them.
[after doing a hit on a commuter train]
Tommy: How these people do it every day?
"Cucumber" Frank de Marco: It's like fuckin' sardines!
Mike Downey: You know, Angela, I've been thinking.
Angela de Marco: Well, there you go, working without tools again.
Stewardess: Madame, you're supposed to stay in your seat until the plane comes to a complete stop.
Connie Russo: Honey, forget about it!

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