Magic Mike XXL Quotes
Three years after Mike bowed out of the stripper life at the top of his game, he and the remaining Kings of Tampa hit the road to Myrtle Beach to put on one last blow-out performance.
Andre: When I started this, I thought I'd, um, I thought I'd hate it. But now, if like the EP blew up tomorrow, I'd probably still do this on the side. Do you see how many girls I meet every day?
Ken: Yes, I saw.
Andre: For free, I don't gotta pay, all I gotta do is sing. And you think about that and these girls have to deal with men in their lives who every day, they don't listen to them. They don't ask them what they want. All we got to do is ask them what they want and when they tell you, it's a beautiful thing, man. We're like healers or something.
Ken: Yes, man!
Ken: Yes, I saw.
Andre: For free, I don't gotta pay, all I gotta do is sing. And you think about that and these girls have to deal with men in their lives who every day, they don't listen to them. They don't ask them what they want. All we got to do is ask them what they want and when they tell you, it's a beautiful thing, man. We're like healers or something.
Ken: Yes, man!
Mike: Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. So please, do not make me give the whole 'it's not about how we go out there and do it, it's about getting to go out there and do it together' speech that I just gave you. What are you? You're not a fireman.
Big Dick Richie: I'm a male entertainer.
Mike: Oh yeah, what are we?
Big Dick Richie, Salvador, Tarzan: Male entertainers
Rome: Hey, hey, hey, hold that up. Look, it's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?
Big Dick Richie: I'm a male entertainer.
Mike: Oh yeah, what are we?
Big Dick Richie, Salvador, Tarzan: Male entertainers
Rome: Hey, hey, hey, hold that up. Look, it's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?
Big Dick Richie: Is this, uh, is this how the whole trip is going to be? You're going to be on this thing the whole time?
Mike: Are you kidding? Relax, I've got a bunch of orders just came in. The guys at the shop are just freaking out.
Big Dick Richie: If you're going to be here, be here, man. Be present.
Mike: Okay, I'll be present.
Big Dick Richie: All right, that's it.
Mike: What are you? Yo, what are you doing?
Tito: iPhone went bye phone!
Mike: Are you serious right now? What am I supposed to do? I should chuck your big ass right off this f***ing truck.
Big Dick Richie: That's the Mikey I remember. Look, if you ain't ready to bring it old school this weekend, then you need to hop it off this food truck right now.
Mike: Why do you think I came this weekend?
Big Dick Richie: I don't know, man. It's been a long time. But I do know this, you better be ready to follow my ass down the rabbit hole, brother. I'm talking out of body, baby. Astro-projection! Tobias, we're going to Mad Mary's.
Tobias: Hell yeah!
Big Dick Richie: Nobody, nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride!
Mike: Are you kidding? Relax, I've got a bunch of orders just came in. The guys at the shop are just freaking out.
Big Dick Richie: If you're going to be here, be here, man. Be present.
Mike: Okay, I'll be present.
Big Dick Richie: All right, that's it.
Mike: What are you? Yo, what are you doing?
Tito: iPhone went bye phone!
Mike: Are you serious right now? What am I supposed to do? I should chuck your big ass right off this f***ing truck.
Big Dick Richie: That's the Mikey I remember. Look, if you ain't ready to bring it old school this weekend, then you need to hop it off this food truck right now.
Mike: Why do you think I came this weekend?
Big Dick Richie: I don't know, man. It's been a long time. But I do know this, you better be ready to follow my ass down the rabbit hole, brother. I'm talking out of body, baby. Astro-projection! Tobias, we're going to Mad Mary's.
Tobias: Hell yeah!
Big Dick Richie: Nobody, nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride!
