Legend Quotes
A young man must stop the Lord of Darkness from both destroying daylight and marrying the woman he loves.
Mike Jobber: Get someone to clean that fucking toilet, it stinks in there
Pig & Whistle Barman: I keep telling her, but it's not my fault I can't get her to clean it for me, what are you having?
Mike Jobber: Um
Pig & Whistle Barman: [notices the Kray twins walk into the bar] Never mind, they just walked in
Reggie Kray: Alright, can I have two Guinesses please?
Pig & Whistle Barman: Hang on a minute Reg, just gonna go down and change the barrel
[hides inside the basement anticipating a fight]
Mike Jobber: Reg, Ron. The Richardsons were unexpectedly engaged, so we're gonna look after you
Reggie Kray: Ah, it's alright, the landlord's gonna change the barrel for me. Don't mind if I pour myself a pint, would ya?
Ronald Kray: [Notices a weapon held by one of the mob] What is that?
Mike Jobber: Yeah what do you think, poof? It's a fucking tool
Ronald Kray: No it's not it's a fucking rolling pin. What are you, Fanny Craddock? What are you doing with that? Gonna bake me a cake? Sing me a song whilst I blow out me fucking candles?
Ronald Kray: [Lifts jacket, mimicking two guns in his pockets] I come here for a fucking shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men. Like Colonel Custer and Geronimo, you ever heard of them? No. Cause you're too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren't ya?
Ronald Kray: [Turns to Reggie] Reg. This lot are fucking nonces to a man, they're fucking nonces. Get out of me fucking way, go on, get out, go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster.
Ronald Kray: [Turns round angrily before walking out of the pub in a rage] A SHOOTOUT, RIGHT, IS A FUCKING SHOOTOUT! Like a western. WANKERS! Fucking embarrassing, waste of my time. FUCKING waste of my time!
Mike Jobber: Well your brother's done a runner
Reggie Kray: Nah he's just genuinely disappointed with you, that's all.
Pig & Whistle Barman: I keep telling her, but it's not my fault I can't get her to clean it for me, what are you having?
Mike Jobber: Um
Pig & Whistle Barman: [notices the Kray twins walk into the bar] Never mind, they just walked in
Reggie Kray: Alright, can I have two Guinesses please?
Pig & Whistle Barman: Hang on a minute Reg, just gonna go down and change the barrel
[hides inside the basement anticipating a fight]
Mike Jobber: Reg, Ron. The Richardsons were unexpectedly engaged, so we're gonna look after you
Reggie Kray: Ah, it's alright, the landlord's gonna change the barrel for me. Don't mind if I pour myself a pint, would ya?
Ronald Kray: [Notices a weapon held by one of the mob] What is that?
Mike Jobber: Yeah what do you think, poof? It's a fucking tool
Ronald Kray: No it's not it's a fucking rolling pin. What are you, Fanny Craddock? What are you doing with that? Gonna bake me a cake? Sing me a song whilst I blow out me fucking candles?
Ronald Kray: [Lifts jacket, mimicking two guns in his pockets] I come here for a fucking shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men. Like Colonel Custer and Geronimo, you ever heard of them? No. Cause you're too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren't ya?
Ronald Kray: [Turns to Reggie] Reg. This lot are fucking nonces to a man, they're fucking nonces. Get out of me fucking way, go on, get out, go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster.
Ronald Kray: [Turns round angrily before walking out of the pub in a rage] A SHOOTOUT, RIGHT, IS A FUCKING SHOOTOUT! Like a western. WANKERS! Fucking embarrassing, waste of my time. FUCKING waste of my time!
Mike Jobber: Well your brother's done a runner
Reggie Kray: Nah he's just genuinely disappointed with you, that's all.
Meg Mucklebones: What a fine fat boy you are, Jack!
Jack: You don't really mean to eat me, do you, ma'am?
Meg Mucklebones: Oh, indeed I do!
[cackles]
Jack: That would be a shame because someone as fair and lovely as yourself, Miss Meg, deserves far better than scrawny me. Don't you think?
Meg Mucklebones: Think me fair, do you, Jack?
Jack: All the heavenly angels must envy your beauty.
Meg Mucklebones: [cackles] What a fine meal you'll make, be the rest of you as sweet as your tongue!
[cackles]
Jack: You don't really mean to eat me, do you, ma'am?
Meg Mucklebones: Oh, indeed I do!
[cackles]
Jack: That would be a shame because someone as fair and lovely as yourself, Miss Meg, deserves far better than scrawny me. Don't you think?
Meg Mucklebones: Think me fair, do you, Jack?
Jack: All the heavenly angels must envy your beauty.
Meg Mucklebones: [cackles] What a fine meal you'll make, be the rest of you as sweet as your tongue!
[cackles]
Jack: How do you know my name?
[cranes head away in annoyance from Oona, who is buzzing around his head]
Jack: Stop it! Go away!
Honeythorn Gump: I know everything, Jack. Yet I do not understand what has happened today. Suppose you tell me, Jack? You know these woods as well as any elf. Did you not see something odd today, any strange spirits? Did nothing untoward happen?
Jack: I took Lily to see the unicorn...
Honeythorn Gump: [In outrage] You did WHAT?
[the other elves chatter noisily]
Honeythorn Gump: SILENCE!
[They hush]
[cranes head away in annoyance from Oona, who is buzzing around his head]
Jack: Stop it! Go away!
Honeythorn Gump: I know everything, Jack. Yet I do not understand what has happened today. Suppose you tell me, Jack? You know these woods as well as any elf. Did you not see something odd today, any strange spirits? Did nothing untoward happen?
Jack: I took Lily to see the unicorn...
Honeythorn Gump: [In outrage] You did WHAT?
[the other elves chatter noisily]
Honeythorn Gump: SILENCE!
[They hush]
