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To stop an elusive criminal, a maverick detective enlists the aid of a police dog who's an unusually intelligent smart alec.
[Jerry Lee has just single handedly taken out an entire bar of thugs who where roughing up Dooley] Dooley: I want you to know that I'm the officer in charge here, Michael Dooley not Jerry Lee. Jerry Lee: [looks at Dooley] Dooley: Don't you ever... Dooley: [pause] *ever* pull anything like that again, without talking to me first Jerry Lee: [puts his head down] Dooley: You lost it in there you know that, you lost control, we could be killed [pause] Dooley: I needed you back here. Jerry Lee: [slowly lifts his head and looks at Dooley] Dooley: What if they ran out? [pause] Dooley: You could've got them here. Dooley: You understand. Jerry Lee: [looks down]
[Dooley meets Jerry Lee] Brannigan: There he is, the best nose on the force. He could stick that snout in the wind right now and lead you to a stash in the middle of Tijuana. Dooley: Listen, I gotta be up front with you. I got a real bad feeling about this dog. Brannigan: Hey, tough shit. That's all I got. Not I want you to take care. Dooley: Don't worry about the dog. Brannigan: It's not the dog I'm worried about.
Lyman: Dooley, what is it about me that makes you so passionate? Dooley: Well, it's not your looks, Lyman. I guess it's your job. Lyman: And knowing your methods of law enforcement, I don't suppose that you have a search warrant? Dooley: Dog ate it. You can hang around his tail for an hour.
Dooley: Alright, let's get one thing straight: The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetary! You remember the movie Old Yeller? You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn't cry! Now come on!
[Helicopter pilots are shooting up Dooley's car] Dooley: Well, it's not the Eyewitness News Team. [Flames erupt underneath Dooley's car] Dooley: I think somebody is mad at me. [Dooley's car explodes] Dooley: DEFINITELY somebody is mad at me.
Tracy: Do you know you have an animal growing out of your pants? Dooley: Thanks, hon. I also have a dog here.