Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI Quotes
Tommy Jarvis goes to the graveyard to get rid of Jason Voorhees' body once and for all, but inadvertently brings him back to life instead. The newly revived killer once again seeks revenge, and Tommy may be the only one who can defeat him.
Darren: We're going to scare him.
Lizabeth: We're going to scare him?
Darren: That's right just drive towards him. He'll move. Nobody wants to die.
Lizabeth: Well, that's a freakin' fact. Least of all us.
Darren: Will you just drive? He'll get out of our way.
[she drives up to Jason and stops and Jason doesn't move]
Lizabeth: Yeah. That really scared the shit out of him.
Lizabeth: We're going to scare him?
Darren: That's right just drive towards him. He'll move. Nobody wants to die.
Lizabeth: Well, that's a freakin' fact. Least of all us.
Darren: Will you just drive? He'll get out of our way.
[she drives up to Jason and stops and Jason doesn't move]
Lizabeth: Yeah. That really scared the shit out of him.
Cort: Check this out.
[Shows Nikki a shredded power cable]
Nikki: What happened to it?
Cort: I don't know, but I suggest if we don't want to look like it we make this place a memory right now.
[Nikki looks at the cord a few seconds and follows Cort meeting him around the other side]
Cort: Nikki, someone's out there. What if it's that guy, Jason?
Nikki: [Rushing him into the RV] I don't wanna know!
[Shows Nikki a shredded power cable]
Nikki: What happened to it?
Cort: I don't know, but I suggest if we don't want to look like it we make this place a memory right now.
[Nikki looks at the cord a few seconds and follows Cort meeting him around the other side]
Cort: Nikki, someone's out there. What if it's that guy, Jason?
Nikki: [Rushing him into the RV] I don't wanna know!
Sissy Baker: [Dealing cards] Let's play another game; it's called "Camp Blood"
Paula: [unenthusiastically] Great.
Paula: See, each face card represents a counselor. The Queen of Hearts is me. Now which one do you want?
Paula: Sissy, I don't want to play.
Sissy Baker: Okay, you can be the Queen of Diamonds. Now, we take this Jack, which is Jason and shuffle him into these piles which represent cabins. The goal of the game is to find out which cabin Jason is in!
Paula: [unenthusiastically] Great.
Paula: See, each face card represents a counselor. The Queen of Hearts is me. Now which one do you want?
Paula: Sissy, I don't want to play.
Sissy Baker: Okay, you can be the Queen of Diamonds. Now, we take this Jack, which is Jason and shuffle him into these piles which represent cabins. The goal of the game is to find out which cabin Jason is in!
Megan: Maybe he was telling the truth. Just because our parents keep telling us that Jason was only a legend doesn't mean it wasn't true. What if he did come back here, looking for the camp counselor that caused him to drown as a boy, searching for the one that decapitated his vengeful mother? And you do know what today's date is, don't you? And I can think of only one thing even more terrifying.
Cort: What?
[Megan points at the school bus of kids]
Cort: Yay, the kids are here.
Bus Monitor: Here they are, and they're all yours.
Sissy Baker: Think I'd rather deal with old Jason.
Cort: What?
[Megan points at the school bus of kids]
Cort: Yay, the kids are here.
Bus Monitor: Here they are, and they're all yours.
Sissy Baker: Think I'd rather deal with old Jason.
Tommy Jarvis: Don't shoot, please!
Sheriff Garris: You in show business, kid? You sure know how to make an entrance.
Tommy Jarvis: Listen, Jason is alive! He killed my friend...
Sheriff Garris: You better slow down, kid. You already almost got your head blown off.
Tommy Jarvis: Will you listen, dammit?
Sheriff Garris: Don't piss me off or I really will repaint this office with your brains!
Sheriff Garris: You in show business, kid? You sure know how to make an entrance.
Tommy Jarvis: Listen, Jason is alive! He killed my friend...
Sheriff Garris: You better slow down, kid. You already almost got your head blown off.
Tommy Jarvis: Will you listen, dammit?
Sheriff Garris: Don't piss me off or I really will repaint this office with your brains!
Paula: You guys, I'm getting worried.
Cort: About Jason?
Paula: No, about Darren and Lizbeth. They should've at least called, don't you think? Megan?
Megan: What?
Paula: Hello?
Megan: Yeah.
Sissy Baker: This girl's back in the jail cell with her prisoner of love. Don't be messing with no crazy jailbird, girl. Those dudes are bad news.
Megan: And how do you know?
Sissy Baker: I've been around long enough to see plenty on TV.
Megan: TV?
Cort: About Jason?
Paula: No, about Darren and Lizbeth. They should've at least called, don't you think? Megan?
Megan: What?
Paula: Hello?
Megan: Yeah.
Sissy Baker: This girl's back in the jail cell with her prisoner of love. Don't be messing with no crazy jailbird, girl. Those dudes are bad news.
Megan: And how do you know?
Sissy Baker: I've been around long enough to see plenty on TV.
Megan: TV?
Tommy Jarvis: Please, sheriff. You'll see we dug up it up.
Sheriff Garris: Well, he must've got chilly in the night and pulled the dirt back over.
Tommy Jarvis: That's not right. Somebody covered it up. I got to see it.
[Rick draws for his gun and points it at Tommy's head]
Deputy Rick: Freeze it, psycho.
Sheriff Garris: Now see what you've done. You made my deputy draw his revolver. He's been dying to try out his mail-order laser scope.
Deputy Rick: Wherever the red dot goes, you bang.
Sheriff Garris: Well, he must've got chilly in the night and pulled the dirt back over.
Tommy Jarvis: That's not right. Somebody covered it up. I got to see it.
[Rick draws for his gun and points it at Tommy's head]
Deputy Rick: Freeze it, psycho.
Sheriff Garris: Now see what you've done. You made my deputy draw his revolver. He's been dying to try out his mail-order laser scope.
Deputy Rick: Wherever the red dot goes, you bang.
Deputy Rick: Mike, over here!
Deputy Rick: [Garris arrives and Rick points to the ground, where they see arms and legs of a paintball player] I'll order up some body bags.
Sheriff Garris: [referring to Tommy] Our boy sure wants us to believe his story.
Deputy Rick: Well, he picked the right day to pull this shit.
Sheriff Garris: What do you mean?
Deputy Rick: Happy Friday the 13th.
Deputy Rick: [Garris arrives and Rick points to the ground, where they see arms and legs of a paintball player] I'll order up some body bags.
Sheriff Garris: [referring to Tommy] Our boy sure wants us to believe his story.
Deputy Rick: Well, he picked the right day to pull this shit.
Sheriff Garris: What do you mean?
Deputy Rick: Happy Friday the 13th.
Nikki: [Nikki and Cort are having sex] This is the best! The best! But you gotta keep it up 'till the end of the song.
Cort: [out of breath] How much longer?
Nikki: Oh, about ten minutes.
[Cort looks at her apprehensively]
Nikki: [Jason pulls the power to the RV and the lights go out] Fuck!
Cort: Aww! Yeah!
Nikki: Cort! You did it already?
Cort: Oh, c'mon wasn't that the end of the song?
Cort: [out of breath] How much longer?
Nikki: Oh, about ten minutes.
[Cort looks at her apprehensively]
Nikki: [Jason pulls the power to the RV and the lights go out] Fuck!
Cort: Aww! Yeah!
Nikki: Cort! You did it already?
Cort: Oh, c'mon wasn't that the end of the song?
Darren: We should just stop the car right now and start calling for help.
[Lizbeth stops the car abruptly]
Darren: Lizbeth I was joking.
Lizabeth: Darren, I we should turn around right now.
Darren: Why?
Lizabeth: Because I've seen enough horror movies to tell that any man wearing a mask is never friendly.
[Reveals Jason standing in front of the car]
[Lizbeth stops the car abruptly]
Darren: Lizbeth I was joking.
Lizabeth: Darren, I we should turn around right now.
Darren: Why?
Lizabeth: Because I've seen enough horror movies to tell that any man wearing a mask is never friendly.
[Reveals Jason standing in front of the car]
