Jack Frost Quotes

A father, who can't keep his promises, dies in a car accident. One year later, he returns as a snowman, who has the final chance to put things right with his son before he is gone forever.

Rory Buck: A snowdad is better then no dad.

Jack: My balls are freezin! I never thought I'd say THAT with a smile on my face.

Natalie: Go pick on someone as dumb as you!
Rory Buck: As dumb as me?
Natalie: I hope you know that school bullies make up 75% of our prison population.

Jack: Whhhhrrrr. Pull your veichle over to the right.
[Rory is distracted and tumbles down the hill to the right]
Jack: Perfect.

Jack: I just have to accept it. I accept I'm a snowman. Okay.
[screams loudly]
Jack: SID!

Jack: I am the wizard of blizzard!

Charlie: But Dad...!
Jack: But Dad? Did you just call me Butt Dad? I ought to make you Butt Boy.
Charlie: But...
Jack: [climbs into a car] Bye Butt Family!

Charlie: Mac! Mac, wake up! Chester just peed on a live snowman!

Jack: Three balls, two sticks, one corked nose. Snowman? No. Much, much more. I am the Wizard of Blizzard! Hahahahahaha! Now run you little mountain goats!