Ice Age: The Meltdown Quotes
Manny, Sid, and Diego discover that the Ice Age is coming to an end, and join everybody for a journey to higher ground. On the trip, they discover that Manny, in fact, is not the last of the wooly mammoths.
[last lines]
Sid: Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
Manfred: Diego. It's not even close.
Diego: Heh, told you.
Ellie: Manny, you can't choose between your kids.
Manfred: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog, and that dog had a kid, and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
Sid: Can I have a dog, Manny?
Manfred: No.
Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog?
Ellie: Of course, you can, sweetie.
Manfred: Ellie, we have to be consistent with them.
Sid: Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
Manfred: Diego. It's not even close.
Diego: Heh, told you.
Ellie: Manny, you can't choose between your kids.
Manfred: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog, and that dog had a kid, and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
Sid: Can I have a dog, Manny?
Manfred: No.
Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog?
Ellie: Of course, you can, sweetie.
Manfred: Ellie, we have to be consistent with them.
Female Mini Sloth: Fire King avert flood. Join us, O great and noble flaming one.
Diego: Whoa, not so fast there! Okay? You make a quality offer, but Fire King has a prior commitment. His herd needs him. He is the gooey, sticky... stuff that holds us together. He made this herd, and we'd be nothing without him.
Sid: You mean it? Ohh!
[Hugs Diego]
Diego: Sid! Sid! I'm... That doesn't mean "want to touch."
Diego: Whoa, not so fast there! Okay? You make a quality offer, but Fire King has a prior commitment. His herd needs him. He is the gooey, sticky... stuff that holds us together. He made this herd, and we'd be nothing without him.
Sid: You mean it? Ohh!
[Hugs Diego]
Diego: Sid! Sid! I'm... That doesn't mean "want to touch."
Manfred: And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy, and they lived happily ever after.
[Children cheer]
Diego: Good job.
Beaver Boy: Question. Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?
Manfred: Because... because he wanted to be with his family.
Diego's Bird Girl: I think he should go with the girl burro. That's a better love story.
Manfred: Okay. Well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do.
Elk Boy: Burro is a demeaning name. Technically it's called a wild ass.
Manfred: Fine. The wild ass boy went home to his wild ass mother.
[Children laugh]
Manfred: See, that's why I called it a burro!
[Children cheer]
Diego: Good job.
Beaver Boy: Question. Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?
Manfred: Because... because he wanted to be with his family.
Diego's Bird Girl: I think he should go with the girl burro. That's a better love story.
Manfred: Okay. Well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do.
Elk Boy: Burro is a demeaning name. Technically it's called a wild ass.
Manfred: Fine. The wild ass boy went home to his wild ass mother.
[Children laugh]
Manfred: See, that's why I called it a burro!
Sid: [Manfred doesn't want to shoot Crash from a tree] You're never gonna impress Ellie like that.
Manfred: I don't want to impress her.
Sid: Then why are you trying so hard to convince her she's a mammoth?
Manfred: Because that's what she is! I don't care if she thinks she's a possum. You can't be two things.
Sid: Au contraire, "Manfred". Tell her that's a bullfrog, a chickenhawk, or the turtledove.
Manfred: I don't want to impress her.
Sid: Then why are you trying so hard to convince her she's a mammoth?
Manfred: Because that's what she is! I don't care if she thinks she's a possum. You can't be two things.
Sid: Au contraire, "Manfred". Tell her that's a bullfrog, a chickenhawk, or the turtledove.
Aardvark Dad: [questioning Manny] Say buddy, not to cast aspersions on your survival instincts or nothin' but haven't mammoths pretty much gone extinct?
Manfred: What are you talking about?
Aardvark Dad: I'm talking about "you" being the last of your kind.
Manfred: [in disgust] Uh, your breath smells like ants.
Manfred: What are you talking about?
Aardvark Dad: I'm talking about "you" being the last of your kind.
Manfred: [in disgust] Uh, your breath smells like ants.
Sid: Hey, Manny. I've heard you're going extinct!
[eats some blueberries and licks his claws]
Diego: Hey. If you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitiviy.
Manfred: [to Sid] I'm not going extinct!
Aardvark Dad: [to his children] Kids, look. The "last" mammoth.
Aardvark Kids: [suprised] Woah!
Aardvark Dad: Now you probably won't see another one of "those" again! See?
[eats some blueberries and licks his claws]
Diego: Hey. If you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitiviy.
Manfred: [to Sid] I'm not going extinct!
Aardvark Dad: [to his children] Kids, look. The "last" mammoth.
Aardvark Kids: [suprised] Woah!
Aardvark Dad: Now you probably won't see another one of "those" again! See?
Sid: Well, shave me down and call me a mole rat. You found another mammoth.
Ellie: Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct.
[pause]
Ellie: What are you looking at me for?
Manfred: I don't know. Maybe because you're a mammoth?
Ellie: Me? Don't be ridiculous! I'm not a mammoth, I'm a possum.
Manfred: Right, good one. I'm a newt.
[Points at Diego]
Manfred: This is my friend, the badger,
[Points at Sid]
Manfred: ... and my other friend, the platypus.
Sid: Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus.
Ellie: Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct.
[pause]
Ellie: What are you looking at me for?
Manfred: I don't know. Maybe because you're a mammoth?
Ellie: Me? Don't be ridiculous! I'm not a mammoth, I'm a possum.
Manfred: Right, good one. I'm a newt.
[Points at Diego]
Manfred: This is my friend, the badger,
[Points at Sid]
Manfred: ... and my other friend, the platypus.
Sid: Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus.
Sid: Look, I opened my camp! "Campo del Sid". It means Camp of Sid.
Diego: Congratulations. You're now an idiot in "two" languages.
Sid: Shh! Not in front of the K-I-D-Z. These little guys love me. Right, Billy?
Glypto Boy Billy: Don't make me eat you.
Sid: Ah, they kid. That's why they're called "kids"!
Diego: Congratulations. You're now an idiot in "two" languages.
Sid: Shh! Not in front of the K-I-D-Z. These little guys love me. Right, Billy?
Glypto Boy Billy: Don't make me eat you.
Sid: Ah, they kid. That's why they're called "kids"!
Manfred: We gotta listen to him, he was right about the flood!
Fast Tony: I am?
[confident]
Fast Tony: I mean, yes, I am!
Elk Dad: [to Manfred] Wait a minute, "you're" the one who said there wasn't going to "be" a flood. Why should we listen to you?
Manfred: Because we saw what's up there. The dam's gonna break, the entire valley's gonna flood!
Fast Tony: I am?
[confident]
Fast Tony: I mean, yes, I am!
Elk Dad: [to Manfred] Wait a minute, "you're" the one who said there wasn't going to "be" a flood. Why should we listen to you?
Manfred: Because we saw what's up there. The dam's gonna break, the entire valley's gonna flood!
Fast Tony: [stopping female ox] You, ma'am! You look like a big "fat" hairy beast. How you'd like to lost a ton or two?
Female Ox: Uh! Would I ever!
Male Ox: Don't listen to him, Vera. You're already thin as a twig.
[the two leave]
Fast Tony: And I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend.
Female Ox: Uh! Would I ever!
Male Ox: Don't listen to him, Vera. You're already thin as a twig.
[the two leave]
Fast Tony: And I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend.
Sid: [tied up] This is either really good or really bad.
[looks down to see tar pit underneath him]
Sid: Oh, no, no, no. Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king? A thousand years bad juju for killing fire-king.
Female Mini Sloth: Superheated rock from the earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.
Sid: You are a very advanced race. Together we can look for a solution.
Female Mini Sloth: [eagerly] We have one. Sacrifice the fire-king.
Sid: That's not very advanced.
[pause]
Female Mini Sloth: Worth a shot.
[looks down to see tar pit underneath him]
Sid: Oh, no, no, no. Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king? A thousand years bad juju for killing fire-king.
Female Mini Sloth: Superheated rock from the earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.
Sid: You are a very advanced race. Together we can look for a solution.
Female Mini Sloth: [eagerly] We have one. Sacrifice the fire-king.
Sid: That's not very advanced.
[pause]
Female Mini Sloth: Worth a shot.
Sid: I'm gonna be the first one to jump off the Eviscerator, and then you guys are gonna have to start showing me some respect.
Manfred: You jump off this, the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead.
Diego: Come on, Manny. He's not that stupid.
[Sid prepares to jump]
Diego: But I've been wrong before.
Manfred: You jump off this, the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead.
Diego: Come on, Manny. He's not that stupid.
[Sid prepares to jump]
Diego: But I've been wrong before.
