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Hansel & Gretel are bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. As the fabled Blood Moon approaches, the siblings encounter a new form of evil that might hold a secret to their past.
Hansel: We learned a couple of things while we were trapped in that house. One, never walk in to a house made of candy. And two, if you're gonna kill a witch, set her ass on fire.
[to Mina and Ben, as they approach the witch's house] Hansel: Whatever you do, don't eat the fuckin' candy.
[Last Lines] [Pointing gun at camera] Gretel: I hate to break this to you, but this isn't gonna be an open casket.
Gretel: The Curse of Hunger for Crawling Things. I fucking hate that one.
Gretel: Wow, this is amazing. And, uh, weird. Hansel: It's a little creepy. Gretel: You really keep all this stuff? Hansel: [trying to end the conversation] All right, well... Ben: I just have SO many questions, do you mind? Hansel: [still trying to end the conversation] You know, we have... Gretel: Oh no, no no no, you go ahead. [smirks as Hansel kicks her under the table] Ben: All right, uh, okay, uh, how do you best kill a witch? Gretel: [innocently] Hansel? Hansel: [pauses to glare at Gretel] Uh, cutting off their heads tends to work... and ripping out their hearts... and skinning them is also nice... Gretel: Yeah, but burning them is the best way, 'cause it's the only way to be safe. Ben: Burning, yeah, of course! Hansel: [muttering into his mug] Burn 'em all...
Muriel: [picks up a missing child poster] I see you got my invitation. Gretel: Say your name before my arrows rip out your throat. Muriel: I go by many names. None of which you are worthy of pronouncing. [Muriel grins as she slowly reveals her true self to Gretel] Gretel: [whispers] Oh my God!
Hansel: When you see my signal, unleash hell.
Hansel: Revenge doesn't change the past. It won't bring our parents back. But it sure as hell feels good.
[Hansel's timer goes off] Mina: Are you alright? Hansel: Yeah. When I was a kid, a witch made me eat so much candy, I got sick. Something happened to me. I have to take this injection every few hours or else I die. [Injects Himself]
[From Trailer] Hansel: Me and my sister... we have a past. We almost died at the hands of a witch. But that past made us stronger. We'd gotten a taste of blood. Witch blood. And we haven't stopped since.
Hansel: Who the fuck is Edward?
[from trailer] Hansel: Some people will say that not all witches are evil, that their powers could be used for good. I say burn them all!
[First Lines] Hansel and Gretel's Mother: Take them into the forest now.
Muriel: [sarcastically to mina] What you gonna do? Hit me with your love spell? [mina lets fly with magic] Muriel: Not bad [pins mina to a wall] Muriel: Sacraficing yourself for a mortal... pathetic