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Stories about Garfield the cat, Odie the dog, their owner Jon and the trouble they get into, and Orson the Pig and his adventures on a farm with fellow farm animals.
Garfield: Microwave lasagna. Possibly nature's most perfect food.
Mr. Sprocket: Kids don't want to see a cartoon about a cat. Garfield: They're culturally deprived.
Garfield: [on show intro] Eat and be lazy, kids, and someday you'll have your own show, too.
Garfield: [commercial bumper] Here are some commercials and then, more of me.
Jon: Someone's slinging mud! Garfield: And it's nowhere near Election Day.
Jon: They used to call me "No-Hit Arbuckle". Garfield: But only when he was at bat.
Garfield: Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on.
Garfield: Arbuckle! Remember the a la mode!
Garfield: Think of a number between 1 and 10. The number you think of is 7.
Garfield: It's another one of... [shouts] Garfield: Garfield's Tales of Scary Stuff!
Garfield: [crash, Odie whines] Either Jon's home or someone's put a VCR down the garbage disposer.
Orson: [singing] Does your nose look like a banana?/Are your toes shaped like Indiana?/Do your ears seem bigger than Montana?/Dry your tears, we understand you/ [talking] Orson: Hey everyone has something strange about them, that's what makes us special/Wouldn't it be great if you could look in the mirror and say/ [singing] Orson: Yo banana nose! Now you know how my sailboat goes/Here's Montana ears, I have ears so my sister can steer/Hey hey hey Indiana toes, getting me across those winter snows/Whatever the name, I'm still the same nice person.
Garfield: [on show intro] Hey, Heathcliff! Eat your heart out!
Garfield: [Odie takes him to a head of cabbage, after telling him it was a watch] Odie, that is not a watch, it's a head of cabbage, there is a difference. You do not tell time with a watch, you make cole slaw out of it. [Odie groans] Garfield: Odie, you have a head of cabbage!