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A new clue to the whereabouts of a lost treasure rekindles a married couple's sense of adventure -- and their estranged romance.
On Screen Text: [first lines, the text that appears on screen] On July 24th, 1715, in celebration of the marriage of King Philip of Spain, the largest treasure fleet in maritime history set sail from Havana, Cuba. On Screen Text: The 500 million dollars worth of gold, silver and jewels came to be known as The Queen's Dowry. On Screen Text: Unfortunately, in his eagerness to consummate the marriage, King Philip ordered the fleet to sail at the worst time of year. On Screen Text: And so, the great galleons, heavy with their sparkling cargo, sailed straight into a massive hurricane... On Screen Text: ...and were never seen again.
Tess Finnegan: Your uselessness is epic.
Alfonz: [to Finn] It's difficult to maintain enthusiasm for your leadership when you keep getting beat up by that old man.
Tess Finnegan: It's not here. Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: I refuse to believe that. Tess Finnegan: Well, just because you refuse to believe something doesn't make it true. Or false. Or... whatever the hell I'm saying. Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: Something wrong, Tess? Tess Finnegan: Something wrong? Why would anything be wrong? We just had sex in a church - and we're not even married - and now we're gonna dig up a grave! I mean, what is that, like a triple sin? I'm surprised we haven't been struck by lightning.
Moe Fitch: Well, well, well. If it isn't the Ukrainian sidekick. Alfonz: I don't think of myself that way. I am the lead character in my own story.
Tess Finnegan: Nigel, I'm so sorry, but she's gotta learn that there's better ways to get attention than acting like a bimbo. Alfonz: Like what?
Tess' Attorney: Florida didn't ruin your life, you did. You married the guy for sex, then expected him to be smart.
Moe Fitch: [after Finn jumps from the water onto the plane to save Tess] Now that's a man that loves his wife!
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: [to his investors, after he accidentally sunk his boat] Hey, boats sink! No one knows why!
Moe Fitch: Come on, I'm getting old. Let's find some gold!
Andras: [after seeing Gemma's hat fly off in the wind] Hey look! The hat! He is a Frisbee.