Flushed Away Quotes
The story of an uptown rat that gets flushed down the toilet from his penthouse apartment, ending in the sewers of London, where he has to learn a whole new and different way of life.
Roddy: Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander.
Spike: Rita, Rita, Rita.
[laughs]
Spike: Thought you could give us the slip?
[Slips and falls]
Spike: What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here?
Whitey: I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.
Spike: Rita, Rita, Rita.
[laughs]
Spike: Thought you could give us the slip?
[Slips and falls]
Spike: What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here?
Whitey: I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.
Tadpole: Is it the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, dad?
Toad: Anything for you, my little man.
Tadpole: Can I have a pony?
Toad: No.
Tadpole: A puppy?
Toad: We'll talk about it.
Tadpole: Can we talk about it now?
Toad: No!
[All the tadpoles start asking for puppies]
Toad: No, you can't all have puppies! Please, daddy's working!
Toad: Anything for you, my little man.
Tadpole: Can I have a pony?
Toad: No.
Tadpole: A puppy?
Toad: We'll talk about it.
Tadpole: Can we talk about it now?
Toad: No!
[All the tadpoles start asking for puppies]
Toad: No, you can't all have puppies! Please, daddy's working!
Spike: Blimy, it's cold.
Whitey: That's why I wore me mittens.
Spike: Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrasing me!
Whitey: It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much.
Rita: What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!
Roddy: I haven't got your ruby!
[the ruby falls on his hand]
Roddy: Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.
Whitey: That's why I wore me mittens.
Spike: Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrasing me!
Whitey: It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much.
Rita: What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!
Roddy: I haven't got your ruby!
[the ruby falls on his hand]
Roddy: Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.
Toad: [to Le Frog] Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise.
Le Frog: [Rolling his eyes] Oh please not the scrapbook again.
Toad: [pulls a book off a shelf] My memoirs , volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth.
Le Frog: Oh mon dieu.
Toad: Of all the pets in Buckingham palace , young prince charles fancied me the best , we would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad.
Le Frog: Your going to make me throw up.
Toad: We were inseparable until... it arrived THAT RAT , while the poor boys head was turned , I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair.
Le Frog: I know I know you were flushed away down the loo right? boo hoo hoo, it is so dark, so cold, so terrible
[chuckles]
Le Frog: .
Toad: You find my pain funny?
Le Frog: I find everyones pain funny but my own, I'm French.
Toad: [stands up and knocks over a table] Just get that cable.
Le Frog: [Rolling his eyes] Oh please not the scrapbook again.
Toad: [pulls a book off a shelf] My memoirs , volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth.
Le Frog: Oh mon dieu.
Toad: Of all the pets in Buckingham palace , young prince charles fancied me the best , we would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad.
Le Frog: Your going to make me throw up.
Toad: We were inseparable until... it arrived THAT RAT , while the poor boys head was turned , I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair.
Le Frog: I know I know you were flushed away down the loo right? boo hoo hoo, it is so dark, so cold, so terrible
[chuckles]
Le Frog: .
Toad: You find my pain funny?
Le Frog: I find everyones pain funny but my own, I'm French.
Toad: [stands up and knocks over a table] Just get that cable.
Toad: Where are those idiots!
[talking to his tadpoles]
Toad: It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys.
[speaks baby talk]
Toad: Yes, that's right. Oh, come on out, my lovelies. Cheer your old Dad up. Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats in this joy-less, sun-less void! But don't worry, Daddy will get rid of them all. They'll all be deady-weddy.
[Kisses tadpole tank. Whitey and Spike enter]
Toad: Did you find it?
[still in baby voice]
Spike: Huh?
Toad: [angered] Uh! Did you find it?
[talking to his tadpoles]
Toad: It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys.
[speaks baby talk]
Toad: Yes, that's right. Oh, come on out, my lovelies. Cheer your old Dad up. Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats in this joy-less, sun-less void! But don't worry, Daddy will get rid of them all. They'll all be deady-weddy.
[Kisses tadpole tank. Whitey and Spike enter]
Toad: Did you find it?
[still in baby voice]
Spike: Huh?
Toad: [angered] Uh! Did you find it?
Roddy: Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?
Rita: Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here.
Roddy: Thank you.
Rita: Just look how nicely he's dressed.
Roddy: Ah, thank you.
Rita: And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!
Roddy: Precisely... What? No, no!
Rita: Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here.
Roddy: Thank you.
Rita: Just look how nicely he's dressed.
Roddy: Ah, thank you.
Rita: And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!
Roddy: Precisely... What? No, no!
[Roddy is using a cell phone as a shield as Rita throws crayons at him; the crayons dial a number]
Take Out: Ha Chin Chinese takeout.
Roddy: Yes, I'm being attacked by a madwoman! She's got crayons!
Take Out: One chicken chow mein. With wonton?
Roddy: No, crayons!
Take Out: No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white?
Roddy: Fried. No, wait!
Take Out: You want wonton or what?
Roddy: Cancel that order.
Take Out: Ha Chin Chinese takeout.
Roddy: Yes, I'm being attacked by a madwoman! She's got crayons!
Take Out: One chicken chow mein. With wonton?
Roddy: No, crayons!
Take Out: No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white?
Roddy: Fried. No, wait!
Take Out: You want wonton or what?
Roddy: Cancel that order.
Rita: This is quite tasty.
Roddy: Thanks. I don't think it's too bad, considering I only had an apple, four raisins and a box of rice.
Rita: Rice?
Slug: [singing] What's that urge from deep inside? / The need to hurl won't be denied / That isn't rice, that's maggots you're eating.
Maggots: Larva, larva, larva...
Roddy: Well. That explains why it all ran to one side when I put salt in it.
Roddy: Thanks. I don't think it's too bad, considering I only had an apple, four raisins and a box of rice.
Rita: Rice?
Slug: [singing] What's that urge from deep inside? / The need to hurl won't be denied / That isn't rice, that's maggots you're eating.
Maggots: Larva, larva, larva...
Roddy: Well. That explains why it all ran to one side when I put salt in it.
Roddy: [singing] Ice cold Rita / Never did I meet a / Girl who's half so cruel / I offered her a jewel / But she left me stuck / Stranded on a duck / What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy... Me! / That's Roddy St. James of Kensington.
Slug: Poor, poor Roddy / Flushed down his own potty / Rita, can't you find it in your heart... to help him?
Roddy: How mean can one rat be? / Ice cold Rita / Won't you be sweeter to me?
Slug: Poor, poor Roddy / Flushed down his own potty / Rita, can't you find it in your heart... to help him?
Roddy: How mean can one rat be? / Ice cold Rita / Won't you be sweeter to me?
Sid: You were going to flush me down the loo!
Roddy: No, no, no! It's a big jacuzzi, the deluxe model!
Sid: Well then, you won't mind if I get the bubbles going, will ya?
Roddy: No, not the lever! Have mercy! No! No! I can't swim!
Sid: Bon voyage, me old cream cracker. Hold your nose.
Roddy: No, no, no! You can't do this!
Sid: You were going to try and flush me? Let's see how you like it!
Roddy: No, no, no! It's a big jacuzzi, the deluxe model!
Sid: Well then, you won't mind if I get the bubbles going, will ya?
Roddy: No, not the lever! Have mercy! No! No! I can't swim!
Sid: Bon voyage, me old cream cracker. Hold your nose.
Roddy: No, no, no! You can't do this!
Sid: You were going to try and flush me? Let's see how you like it!
