Dungeons & Dragons Quotes
Profion, a tyrant, attempts to overthrow a peaceful kingdom ruled by a tough empress.
Snails: She must've put some kinda holding spell into that bracelet.
Ridley: Yeah, must be the only way she can get guys to come home with her.
Marina Pretensa: I'd have to put a feeble mind spell on myself to want to take *you* home.
Snails: That was funny.
Marina Pretensa: You're going to the city dungeon.
Snails: That wasn't.
Ridley: Yeah, must be the only way she can get guys to come home with her.
Marina Pretensa: I'd have to put a feeble mind spell on myself to want to take *you* home.
Snails: That was funny.
Marina Pretensa: You're going to the city dungeon.
Snails: That wasn't.
[Ridley has just completed a deadly maze and retrieved the Eye of the Dragon]
Xilus: So, why don't you give me what's rightfully mine? Hmm?
Ridley: What about honor amongst thieves?
Xilus: [Xilus laughs] Oh, what a romantic notion. Do you honestly believe that I could've amassed the wealth that I have if I worried about honor? Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. So, pretty boy, if you don't want Hugo here to come rearrange your features for you, I suggest you just give it up.
Xilus: So, why don't you give me what's rightfully mine? Hmm?
Ridley: What about honor amongst thieves?
Xilus: [Xilus laughs] Oh, what a romantic notion. Do you honestly believe that I could've amassed the wealth that I have if I worried about honor? Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. So, pretty boy, if you don't want Hugo here to come rearrange your features for you, I suggest you just give it up.
Snails: I thought you said this was gonna be easy.
Ridley: No, I said it wasn't impossible.
Snails: See, that's the same thing you said when we robbed that little halfling's house.
[Ridley begins mouthing in time as Snails says;]
Snails: And who'd he catch? Me. And who'd he beat from the waist down? Me.
Ridley: Are you gonna jump?
Snails: You gonna catch me?
Ridley: I'm gonna catch you.
Snails: Promise?
Ridley: I promise. Now jump.
Snails: All right.
[There is a noise off to the side and Ridley turns around as Snails screams then falls to the ground]
Ridley: Sorry. I though I heard something.
Snails: You did. Me hitting the ground.
Ridley: No, I said it wasn't impossible.
Snails: See, that's the same thing you said when we robbed that little halfling's house.
[Ridley begins mouthing in time as Snails says;]
Snails: And who'd he catch? Me. And who'd he beat from the waist down? Me.
Ridley: Are you gonna jump?
Snails: You gonna catch me?
Ridley: I'm gonna catch you.
Snails: Promise?
Ridley: I promise. Now jump.
Snails: All right.
[There is a noise off to the side and Ridley turns around as Snails screams then falls to the ground]
Ridley: Sorry. I though I heard something.
Snails: You did. Me hitting the ground.
