The young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power.

Goku: Teach me, how to talk to a girl. I mean, I'm different, and everyone at school can see that, teach me how to get a girl, how to be smooth... how to be normal!
Grandpa Gohan: Normal is also overrated. You must have faith in who you are.
Yamcha: Ow, my balls!
[Piccolo vaporizes a lake, and finds a Dragon Ball]
Lord Piccolo: Much easier to locate, without the water...
Goku: [after Bulma's briefcase turns into a motorcycle] Cool!
Master Roshi: I had the strangest dream... I was in this beautiful garden. It was so peaceful, tranquil... then your grandfather showed up and kicked me out. He said you still had a lot to learn...
Bulma: [about Roshi] Why are we wasting our time with this guy? Let's just go.
Master Roshi: But...
Goku: We'll go...
[looking at Roshi]
Goku: all THREE of us.
Bulma: Where's the promethium orb?
Master Roshi: Now the signs have appeared again, the evil has returned. Only one chosen warrior has the power to defeat this threat.
Bulma: I'm not a Piccolo, you twit, whatever that is! And if I'd killed your grandfather I'd have finished you off already!
Bulma: [Deleted scene] Dragonball Energy... D.B.E. Catchy name, I was gonna call this a Promethium Energy Extractor.
Goku: P... E... E? That's disgusting.
Bulma: I knew it... there are others!
Goku: Seven, to be exact. My grandfather gave me this one.
Bulma: How much do you want for this one?
Goku: It's not for sale.
Bulma: Everybody's got a price.
Master Roshi: In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.
Bulma: Lets go.
Goku: We'll go, but we go together.
[to Goku after he just fired chi blasts]
Chi Chi: You're different. I like different.
Lord Piccolo: [looking around Gohan's home] It's not here...
Yamcha: [a jet of steam hits him] Peas and rice! I just fried my na...
Goku: Kamehameha!
[presenting the Four-Star Dragon Ball]
Grandpa Gohan: There are only six others in the world, each with stars of one to seven. Besides you, Goku, this is my greatest treasure.
Bulma: You have no right to give away a third of the royalties to my invention. One day Dragonballs could power the world.
Master Roshi: Don't worry. A third of zero is still zero.
Mai: I have tracked Muten Roshi. He is with the boy, Son Goku. I could disrupt them...
Lord Piccolo: No.
Grandpa Gohan: [battling Mai] Hah! Come on!
[Piccolo enters]
Grandpa Gohan: Piccolo...
[Goku creates a chi wave which opens every locker in the school]
Chi Chi: Did you do that?
Lord Piccolo: [charges up Ki Blast] Human power has failed before...
Goku: [powering up] KAAAMEEE...
Lord Piccolo: [Raises blast over his head] ... as it will...
Goku: [Moves the wave to his side with his hands] ... HAAAAAAMEEEEEEE...
Lord Piccolo: [fires blast] ... AGAIN!
Goku: ...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[flies up and fires Kamehameha at the same time]
Grandpa Gohan: Always have faith in who you are.
[Goku fires a chi blast at Roshi, but Roshi ducks and Bulma is hit]
Goku: Sorry!
[first lines]
Grandpa Gohan: In a time before many can remember, our planet faced its greatest challenge. A warlord named Piccolo camed from beyond the stars, bringing darkness and chaos to our once peaceful world. Aided by his disciple Oozaru, the evil pair brought the human race to the brink of annihilation. Cities and countries crumbled beneath them. Countless lives were lost. But... finally, a group of brave warriors created the Mu Fu Ba, a powerful enchantment that imprisoned Piccolo deep within the Earth. With his master captured, Oozaru disappeared, and balance was slowly returned to our world. And so it has remained for thousands of years, until now.
Carey Fuller: Agundes, did you just fart, man? 'Cause I swear I could have swore I just heard something.
Goku: I'm not ready for this.
Master Roshi: You are the only one who can do it.
Lord Piccolo: With this Dragon Ball, I take my vengeance... upon the Earth.
Goku: You made a Dragon Ball Energy locater?
Bulma: Dragon Ball Energy... DBE. Catchy.
Grandpa Gohan: You rely too much on your senses. Eyes, ears, these are overrated. You must see with your heart.
[Goku is fighting with Master Roshi]
Bulma: STOP! You both need to stop!
Chi Chi: Just because my name is Chi-Chi doesn't mean I'm an idiot.
Goku: We have to find the Dragon balls before the eclipse.
Grandpa Gohan: The first rule is... there are no rules.
[Goku trashes Fuller and his gang]
Goku: Oh, about your car...
[smashes the car]
Master Roshi: Seven mystics banded together to fight the invaders. They created the Dragon Balls.
Goku: I am Goku. I am Oozaru. In order to defeat you, I must be one with myself.
Chi Chi: [confronting a duplicate of herself] Who the hell are YOU?