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The movie adaptation of the best selling video game series Dead or Alive.
[first lines] Ryu Hayabusa: Princess Kasumi, your brother is dead. Your destiny is to lead your people. Kasumi: I will not believe he is dead, until I see his body. Ryu Hayabusa: There is no body. Kasumi: Then he is not dead.
Leon: [crashes through Kasumi's door] Room service.
Bass: Tina! It's showtime! Tina Armstrong: Dad! Not now I'm in my underwear. Christie Allen: Which I hate. Why you can't just sleep in the nude like me I'll never know. Bass: Oh my god. Tina Armstrong: No Dad, she's just another fighter. We're just sleeping together. Bass: Yeah I can see that. Tina Armstrong: No. I mean we're not sleeping together. We're just... sleeping. Bass: Seems to me like my baby girl's found a special friend. We'll settle it tomorrow, sweetie. Nice to meet you miss. Christie Allen: Oh it's Christie. Bass: Tina's real name's Christina! Tina Armstrong: Dad! Tina Armstrong: Thanks a lot, bitch. Christie Allen: Save your strength sweetheart, big day tomorrow fighting daddy.
Kasumi: [after landing way off course from the site] ... It's a sign. Tina Armstrong: Look little Miss Zen Master. This isn't Karate Kid, it's DOA... as in Dead or Alive, as in 10 million dollars... Kasumi: [points to a sign] You don't understand. It's a sign.
[from trailer] Christie Allen: Look at this. They've been monitoring everything we do. Tina Armstrong: Jeez, bunch of pervs...
[From trailer] Tina Armstrong: Perfect. Broke another nail.
Ayane: I am your servant but if you leave the compound, I am honor-bound to kill you.
Tina Armstrong: How the hell are we supposed to get up there? Kasumi: We better get going. Christie Allen: Well, you're both on your own. I don't do teams. Tina Armstrong: Well that's fine with me, any team you're part of is bound to lose anyway. Christie Allen: Well I'll remember that when I'm collecting the $10 Million.
Christie Allen: I Felt the Earth move Maximillian Marsh: That's the desired effect Christie Allen: No, really I felt the earth move! Kasumi & Leon: [Leon and Kasumi come crashing through the wall]
[Weatherby congratulates Helena on her progress in the match] Helena Douglas: Thanks, Weatherby. Weatherby: It's Weatherby, but... [Weatherby's shocked that Helena finally got his name right]
[From trailer] Helena Douglas: Don't you think the guy in the second row's cute? Christie Allen: Is there a guy in the world that you don't have a crush on? Kasumi: You can have him. But what about the other 300? unknown: [a whole army of men charge at the girls] Tina Armstrong: [pause] Why don't we just split em' up evenly?
Donovan: Our Nano-bots were working overtime on THAT fight.
Tina Armstrong: [Tina rolls her eyes after seeing Helena and Weatherby make out in the boat] Oh, for god's sake; GET A ROOM!