Detention Quotes
As a copycat killer named after movie villain Cinderhella stalks the student body at Grizzly Lake High School, a group of co-eds band together to survive while serving detention.
Principal Verge: I know it looks like such a lighthearted, feel-good comedy, being an expecting teenage mom, but let me tell you something - I've been principal at this school for five years. Let me tell both of you something - pregnant teenagers are never funny, ever.
Round Teen Girl: I'm not pregnant.
Principal Verge: Cut the carbs.
Round Teen Girl: I'm not pregnant.
Principal Verge: Cut the carbs.
Principal Verge: I get it - listening to your loud music, tripping out to Fraggle Rock - but the question is: What does the future hold for Clapton Davis?
Clapton Davis: Well, I am starting my own music site.
Principal Verge: Mmm.
Clapton Davis: It's going to list new releases and review albums from bands that nobody's heard of except for me, and if they have, I'll just dismiss them with scathing comparisons to avant-garde folk rockers.
Principal Verge: Mmm.
Clapton Davis: Everything is grade' on a ultra precise one hundred point scale, and no place for feedback.
Principal Verge: Excellent.
Clapton Davis: If readers want to bitch-about, they'll have to go on their twitters. Good taste is not a democracy.
Principal Verge: And this pays, what, 13.5 a year?
Clapton Davis: Free... Costello tickets.
Clapton Davis: Well, I am starting my own music site.
Principal Verge: Mmm.
Clapton Davis: It's going to list new releases and review albums from bands that nobody's heard of except for me, and if they have, I'll just dismiss them with scathing comparisons to avant-garde folk rockers.
Principal Verge: Mmm.
Clapton Davis: Everything is grade' on a ultra precise one hundred point scale, and no place for feedback.
Principal Verge: Excellent.
Clapton Davis: If readers want to bitch-about, they'll have to go on their twitters. Good taste is not a democracy.
Principal Verge: And this pays, what, 13.5 a year?
Clapton Davis: Free... Costello tickets.
Gord: Yes, I'd like to start off by saying that this girl's argument is ridiculous! Vegetarians who eat fish are hypocrites! She thinks because fish may feel no pain they don't value their lives. Absurd! And notice how she expresses almost no sympathy for chickens. That's because Americans hate chickens. For example, KFC serves popcorn chicken to assure the customers that the chicken was blown to bits, yet the meatball sub at Subway isn't called "popcorn cow." Americans want chickens to die! Lame! Personally, I do feel sympathy for animals, which is why I choose to only eat baby animals. They have not lived as long, and they are not leaving as much behind. Baby clams, chicken wings, baby seals - no... big... loss! If we don't eat meat, we lose out place in the food chain. Eating animals gives us confidence as humans.
Principal Verge: Do you think that I am teaching students out of love? I'm not. It's your senior year and your GPA is... It's a disgrace, but I'd rather not see you back here next fall. Give me an excuse to graduate you. IMPRESS me. Get a A. Save a small country. Something, anything, otherwise get expelled... with the lowest grades in Grizzly Lake history.
Clapton Davis: Does Home Ec count?
Principal Verge: Get your shit together, son!
Clapton Davis: Does Home Ec count?
Principal Verge: Get your shit together, son!
Clapton Davis: Look, this summer everyone here in Grizzly Lake's gonna go off to college to incubate their pointless degrees, knock or get knocked up at a dorm room kegger, and come back here in a few years to populate one of these ugly tract homes with tiny little versions of themselves. These are our final days.
Gord: We have rules of conduct. Your ticket is a contract.
Male Theater Patron: [from back row of the theater] Shut up, lumberjack!
Riley Jones: Rebuttal: What is the contract?
Gord: Rebuttal: There's to be no illegal photography inside of Galaxy Cinemas.
Riley Jones: Rejoinder: That is NOT the way a capitalist society functions.
Gord: When you take illegal photography inside of cinemas, you take money away from carpenters who are just trying to feed and clothe their families. Any closing statement?
Riley Jones: Um...
Gord: Silence is compliance.
Male Theater Patron: [from back row of the theater] Shut up, lumberjack!
Riley Jones: Rebuttal: What is the contract?
Gord: Rebuttal: There's to be no illegal photography inside of Galaxy Cinemas.
Riley Jones: Rejoinder: That is NOT the way a capitalist society functions.
Gord: When you take illegal photography inside of cinemas, you take money away from carpenters who are just trying to feed and clothe their families. Any closing statement?
Riley Jones: Um...
Gord: Silence is compliance.
