Deck the Halls

Deck the Halls Quotes

Two neighbors have it out after one of them decorates his house for the holidays so brightly that it can be seen from space.

Steve Finch: Who moves in the middle of the night, a meth lab?
Kelly Finch: What is your favorite Christmas memory?
Steve Finch: You know what it is.
Kelly Finch: Tell me.
Steve Finch: I was 7, my dad and I moved to Alabama... and Christmas morning we ate on the floor, ate French fries and drank chocolate milk.
Kelly Finch: That's what Christmas memories are made from, they're not planned, they're not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry, they just happen.
Mrs. Ryor: [receiving an eye exam from Dr. Finch] I don't need glasses!
Steve Finch: You need binoculars, but were settling for glasses.
Tia Hall: This is the most clothes they have worn in years!
Tia Hall: I used to do a bit of modeling, mainly for college classes... that's how I met Buddy.
Kelly Finch: Oh, was he a professor?
Tia Hall: No, he was the one they caught peeping in the windows.
Tia Hall: Honey, the girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing.
Buddy Hall: I want my house to be seen from space!
Tia Hall: [about her daughters] I pray every day for the strength to not run them over with the truck.

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