Cutthroat Island Quotes
A female pirate and her companion race against their rivals to find a hidden island that contains a fabulous treasure.
[Morgan has pilfered the governor's carriage and is being chased by British Royal soldiers, and a British Naval ship that canon fires at her. William is confused, thinking that the British is chasing him, unaware that Morgan is a pirate]
William: [shrieking] A SHIP! I find *myself* being *bombarded* by an *entire ship*!
William: [shrieking] A SHIP! I find *myself* being *bombarded* by an *entire ship*!
[First lines]
Lieutenant: [Morgan is getting dressed into her pirating capri pants and vest] You're leaving? But I thought you and I were forever... I want you so badly!
Glasspoole: [shouts from outside] Morgan! Morgan!
Lieutenant: [pulls a pistol on a surprised Morgan; with a heavy accent and over Glasspoole's shouts] But then... so does the Governor of Port Royal! He will be pleased by the capture of Morgan Adams the PIRATE.
Morgan: You knew who I was?
Lieutenant: All along.
Glasspoole: [scene show Glasspoole waiting with Bowen on their horses] Morgan! Where are you?
Morgan: [sternly] You are heartless, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: [apologetically] My apologies, señorita.
Morgan: [suddenly smiles; as she puts her belt on] But... You are right! I thought it more amusing this way. In fact, *I* knew that *You* knew... By the way, that won't work.
[the lieutenant looks confused. King Charles, Morgan's pet monkey, hands Morgan something; which she reveals to be the lieutenant's pistol's bullets]
Morgan: See? I took your balls.
[She leaves with King Charles; leaving the lieutenant dumbfounded with his empty pistol]
Lieutenant: [Morgan is getting dressed into her pirating capri pants and vest] You're leaving? But I thought you and I were forever... I want you so badly!
Glasspoole: [shouts from outside] Morgan! Morgan!
Lieutenant: [pulls a pistol on a surprised Morgan; with a heavy accent and over Glasspoole's shouts] But then... so does the Governor of Port Royal! He will be pleased by the capture of Morgan Adams the PIRATE.
Morgan: You knew who I was?
Lieutenant: All along.
Glasspoole: [scene show Glasspoole waiting with Bowen on their horses] Morgan! Where are you?
Morgan: [sternly] You are heartless, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: [apologetically] My apologies, señorita.
Morgan: [suddenly smiles; as she puts her belt on] But... You are right! I thought it more amusing this way. In fact, *I* knew that *You* knew... By the way, that won't work.
[the lieutenant looks confused. King Charles, Morgan's pet monkey, hands Morgan something; which she reveals to be the lieutenant's pistol's bullets]
Morgan: See? I took your balls.
[She leaves with King Charles; leaving the lieutenant dumbfounded with his empty pistol]
Dawg: [grabs Morgan by the jaw] Morgan... In sweet memory of you bouncing on my knee as a little girl... I'll give you one chance of me stealing your daddy's piece of the map.
Morgan: [curtly] Would you settle to the point of my cutlass?
Dawg: [chuckles bitterly] I knew you would say something like that... And we would soon fall into oaths and threats. Why don't cut on the jaw, shall we? I'll give one thing, little niece.
[William and Bowen notice that a pirate has accidentally uncorked a bottle of gun powder which dribbled on to the ground, making a line as he walks. Dawg meanwhile walks over to the one of the barrels in the corner of the tavern, and with his bare hands, grabs an eel, which hisses menacingly. Dawg takes the hissing eel towards Morgan's face, as a way of torturing her into revealing the maps location]
Dawg: [oilly; as he holds the hissing eel in front of Morgan, several inches from her face] This says it all Morgan... Pain, viciousness, mutilation... all the good things in life, my coat of arms.
[Dawg laughs wickedly; William tosses a candle to Bowen, who grabs it]
Morgan: [about the eel; trying to maintain her composure] Ugly... slippery and foul smelly... It DOES say it all...
[snarls]
Morgan: And it looks like you!
Dawg: [smiles malevolently] Heh, heh... Thank you.
[Bowen throws the candle on the stream on gunpowder that flared toward where the gunpowder pirate has walked to; just as Morgan is about lose her nerve, the gunpowder's source explodes, distracting Dawg]
Morgan: [curtly] Would you settle to the point of my cutlass?
Dawg: [chuckles bitterly] I knew you would say something like that... And we would soon fall into oaths and threats. Why don't cut on the jaw, shall we? I'll give one thing, little niece.
[William and Bowen notice that a pirate has accidentally uncorked a bottle of gun powder which dribbled on to the ground, making a line as he walks. Dawg meanwhile walks over to the one of the barrels in the corner of the tavern, and with his bare hands, grabs an eel, which hisses menacingly. Dawg takes the hissing eel towards Morgan's face, as a way of torturing her into revealing the maps location]
Dawg: [oilly; as he holds the hissing eel in front of Morgan, several inches from her face] This says it all Morgan... Pain, viciousness, mutilation... all the good things in life, my coat of arms.
[Dawg laughs wickedly; William tosses a candle to Bowen, who grabs it]
Morgan: [about the eel; trying to maintain her composure] Ugly... slippery and foul smelly... It DOES say it all...
[snarls]
Morgan: And it looks like you!
Dawg: [smiles malevolently] Heh, heh... Thank you.
[Bowen throws the candle on the stream on gunpowder that flared toward where the gunpowder pirate has walked to; just as Morgan is about lose her nerve, the gunpowder's source explodes, distracting Dawg]
