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An experienced cop and his rookie partner patrol the streets of East Los Angeles while trying to keep the gang violence under control.
Bob Hodges: [to his new partner] There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".
Bob Hodges: Who are you? Danny McGavin: Rocky 6.
Leo 'Frog' Lopez: I know the routine, Homes. I owe you. You know, that's what makes this country great, hey, Homes? Bob Hodges: What's that? Leo 'Frog' Lopez: Credit! You got your Visa card. I got you, Homes.
Ron Delaney: [trying to encourage Larry to leave Gang life] Hey Larry, you could make it out too. Larry Sylvester: How? Maybe I go to Hollywood. Be Eddie Murphy. Hey Frog, think America is ready to love two niggers at the same time?
Danny McGavin: You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em.
Bob Hodges: [sitting upside down after crashing their car] My wife wants to meet you. She says, uh, you can bring a date. Danny McGavin: Okay...
[speaking to a gang member] other: It's a cold world blood... No Mercy; ain't that what you write on the walls?
Bob Hodges: Do you need anything? Officer Rusty Baines: [sarcastically] Jeez. I don't know Hodges. Maybe some of your valuable expertise? Danny McGavin: Hey, I doubt that. You guys are doing such a fine job that's why they call us out here at 3 o'clock in the morning. Officer Rusty Baines: Hey, why don't you flying CRASH guys go take a flying fuck. Danny McGavin: Hey, fuck you. Officer Rusty Baines: [scoffs at McGavin] Danny McGavin: Fuck you.
Dr. Feelgood: You ain't got nothing on me! Danny McGavin: I got handcuffs on you.
Danny McGavin: [Intimidated and backing down] Hey, Hodges, Uncle Bob. I don't have any problems with you. Bob Hodges: [Angrily] You got problems with the whole fuckin' world, and I'm in it... and I don't like it!
Danny McGavin: Hey you know, if you just cut me half as much slack as you do the rest of those assholes, I might just owe you one. Bob Hodges: I have, you do.
Frog: [TV version - after the boy got initiated] You screwed up now, man... You joined a gang.
Frog: Ain't no turning back, homes.
Bob Hodges: [to McGavin] You can try to be a professional! That's the best you can fuckin' do!
Dr. Feelgood: Hey man, these handcuffs are too tight. Danny McGavin: Well they ain't built for comfort, pal.
Frog: [to the cops about the boy in the tree] I dunno about this younger generation...
[first lines] Diaz: Hey Hodges, what do you think about all those hot shot jitter bugs, huh? Bob Hodges: What about 'em? Diaz: You never went for this shit, did you? Bob Hodges: No way.
Bob Hodges: You wanna look at pussy or learn about this job? Danny McGavin: Not yet. Bob Hodges: Not yet.
Danny McGavin: Listen, about the other day... Bob Hodges: This has nothing to do with the other day. Danny McGavin: Shut up! What, I don't get to talk here? Bob Hodges: Talk. Danny McGavin: I'm sorry about the car. I fucking wiped out, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say I'm sorry, and it will never happen again? I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're trying to do. But, I didn't sign up for CRASH to play nice to these assholes. You think you get respect? They just laugh, and bump somebody off, and I can't deal with that. And if you can't deal with me, well, I understand that, too.