Bugsy Malone Quotes
The classic gangster story of Bugsy Malone told with an all child cast.
Fat Sam: Do nothing. Act like everything is normal: Tutto coso sono buono.
Knuckles: Er... what does that mean, Boss?
Fat Sam: You can't speak Italian?
Knuckles: No, Boss, I'm Jewish.
Fat Sam: Then read the translations!
Knuckles: [reading translations which reads: Everything's Hunky Dory] Oh. Oh, alles is gut!
Knuckles: Er... what does that mean, Boss?
Fat Sam: You can't speak Italian?
Knuckles: No, Boss, I'm Jewish.
Fat Sam: Then read the translations!
Knuckles: [reading translations which reads: Everything's Hunky Dory] Oh. Oh, alles is gut!
Fat Sam: [as the speakeasy is closing down for the night and everyone is leaving] Tallulah! How much longer you want us to wait?
Tallulah: [sweetly yet slightly sarcastically] Coming honey, you don't want me to look a mess, do you sweetheart?
Fat Sam: Snap it up, will ya?
Tallulah: Put your flaps down tiger or else you'll take off.
Fat Sam: [annoyed] You spend more time prettying yourself up then there is time in the day!
Tallulah: [pointedly] Listen honey, if I didn't look this good, you wouldn't give me the time of day.
Fat Sam: [rejectedly] I'll see you in the car!
Tallulah: [sweetly yet slightly sarcastically] Coming honey, you don't want me to look a mess, do you sweetheart?
Fat Sam: Snap it up, will ya?
Tallulah: Put your flaps down tiger or else you'll take off.
Fat Sam: [annoyed] You spend more time prettying yourself up then there is time in the day!
Tallulah: [pointedly] Listen honey, if I didn't look this good, you wouldn't give me the time of day.
Fat Sam: [rejectedly] I'll see you in the car!
Reporter 1: Have you located the splurge gun yet, sir?
O'Dreary: I'm afraid I can't answer that.
Reporter 1: You're not at liberty to say?
O'Dreary: [annoyed] No, I don't know the answer.
Reporter 2: Do you know where the guns are coming from, Lieutenant?
O'Dreary: Eh, I'm not at liberty to say. You'll have to ask Captain Smolsky that question.
O'Dreary: I'm afraid I can't answer that.
Reporter 1: You're not at liberty to say?
O'Dreary: [annoyed] No, I don't know the answer.
Reporter 2: Do you know where the guns are coming from, Lieutenant?
O'Dreary: Eh, I'm not at liberty to say. You'll have to ask Captain Smolsky that question.
[first lines]
Fat Sam: Someone once said, "If it was raining brains, Roxy Robinson wouldn't even get wet." Roxy had spent his whole life making two and two into five, but he could smell trouble like other people could smell gas. But believe you's me, he should've never taken that blind alley by the side of Parido's Bakery. Whatever game it was everybody was playing, sure as eggs is eggs, Roxy the Weasel had been scrambled.
Fat Sam: Someone once said, "If it was raining brains, Roxy Robinson wouldn't even get wet." Roxy had spent his whole life making two and two into five, but he could smell trouble like other people could smell gas. But believe you's me, he should've never taken that blind alley by the side of Parido's Bakery. Whatever game it was everybody was playing, sure as eggs is eggs, Roxy the Weasel had been scrambled.
Dandy Dan: [voice-over] And now my friends, listen to what I'm telling you and listen good. There's only room for one Mr. Big in this town and that's me, Dandy Dan. And fellas, the time has come for us to play our next card, and believe you's me, Fat Sam and his dumb bumbs ain't gonna stand in our way.
