Black Knight Quotes
Martin Lawrence plays Jamal, an employee in Medieval World amusement park. After sustaining a blow to the head, he awakens to find himself in 14th century England.
King Leo: You arrive early. My daughter and I welcome you. What news from Normandy?
Jamal: What news? Well a couple of drive-bys, other than that, same ole same ole.
King Leo: When will the Duke arrive to take my daughter's hand?
Jamal: This is a hell of a setup you've got here. I mean, I'm not lyin'. I mean, wooh! You got to have major coins behind this. Who's backin you, Puffy?
King Leo: Silence, Moor! Tell me when will the Duke arrive.
Jamal: Oh, I, I get it. You wanna see if I can improv. Ok, well let's see. Uh. The Duke will arriveth in all his royal pomposity and splendor on Tuesday.
King Leo: Tuesday! Ha! That is excellent news! Phillip, have the servants supply this messenger with much food and drink. And let him lay with any damsel that he desires, except my daugher, of course.
[everyone laughs]
Jamal: What news? Well a couple of drive-bys, other than that, same ole same ole.
King Leo: When will the Duke arrive to take my daughter's hand?
Jamal: This is a hell of a setup you've got here. I mean, I'm not lyin'. I mean, wooh! You got to have major coins behind this. Who's backin you, Puffy?
King Leo: Silence, Moor! Tell me when will the Duke arrive.
Jamal: Oh, I, I get it. You wanna see if I can improv. Ok, well let's see. Uh. The Duke will arriveth in all his royal pomposity and splendor on Tuesday.
King Leo: Tuesday! Ha! That is excellent news! Phillip, have the servants supply this messenger with much food and drink. And let him lay with any damsel that he desires, except my daugher, of course.
[everyone laughs]
