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Post-Apocalyptic remake of "Casablanca" set in a strip club.
Charlie Kopetski: You don't have to buy me a drink, Axel. I'm tight with the management here. You've got a lot of nerve coming in here. Axel: I had no choice. Where's Barb? Charlie Kopetski: I don't think talking to Barb's going to be such a good idea. She took what went on in Seattle a lot better then I did. Axel: I need her help, Charlie. I need her to put me in touch with the local resistance. Charlie Kopetski: Haven't you heard? Barb's retired. Leave... now... before Barb sees you. There's no telling what she might do. [Axel sees Barb across the room who also sees him and she starts to walk towards him with an angry look on her face] Axel: Too late. Charlie Kopetski: Three... two... Axel: Hello, Barb. Charlie Kopetski: One! [Barb walk up and puches Axel in the face; Charlie laughs]
[last lines] Alexander Willis: Where will you go now, Barb? Barb Wire: Well, I hear Paris is nice this time of year. Alexander Willis: Mind if I tag along with you? Barb Wire: Don't mind. Alexander Willis: I do believe I'm falling in love. Barb Wire: Get in line!
[Col. Pryzer is torturing Charlie with electric shocks] Coloney Pryzer: One last chance, Charlie. Where are the rental lenses? Charlie Kopetski: [defiant] The Easter Bunny took 'em! [Charlie is hit with more electric shocks and he screams in pain] Charlie Kopetski: [in agony] Please... stop! I'll talk! This guy has them. I gave the lenses to this guy. Coloney Pryzer: What guy? Charlie Kopetski: This big guy. He's big and fat. He has a white beard, he wears a red suite, he lives at the North Pole... and he goes by the name of Kringle. Kris... Kringle.
[an Asian stripper asks Barb a question in French] Barb Wire: [not understanding] Come again? Stripper in Dressing Room: [to Barb] She's Chinese.
Alexander Willis: Add it to my tab, Miss Kopetski. Boom boom boom! Barb Wire: Barbara Kopetski died in the war. I'm Barb Wire.
Woman in Torture Room: You'll never find her. Colonel Pryzer: You're so beautiful. I'm sorry. [electrocutes her to death]
Manny: What are you doing here? Barb Wire: [holds up a cigarette] Looking for a light. Got one? Manny: [laughing] I don't smoke. [Barb shoots him in the head with a mini-dart from the fake cigarette] Barb Wire: Neither do I.
Alexander Willis: Colonel Pryzer. Alexander Willis, Director of Police Operations. Welcome to Steel Harbor. Coloney Pryzer: Wipe that smile off your face, Willis! This burned-out hellhole is the last place on Earth I want to be right now. And if it wasn't for your almost complete incompetence, I wouldn't be here in the first place. Would I? Alexander Willis: Yes, well needless to say I intended to have both Krebs and Cora D extraditcated and sent back to Washington by now. However, due to circumstances... Coloney Pryzer: [interupting] Listen carefully, if Cora D escapes, I will personally rip your heart out of your ass and stuff it back down your throat! Alexander Willis: [sarcastic] That's not very sanitary.
Colonel Pryzer: Now, where is Dr. Corrina Devonshire? [the Woman in Torture Room turns her head aside and is panting. Colonel Pryzer taps the screen and the Woman screams as she's electrocuted. After a few seconds, Pryzer ends the shocks and the Woman in Torture Room is panting] Woman in Torture Room: She's going to Steel Harbor, the free city. Colonel Pryzer: Do you mind telling me why Cora D. is going to Steel Harbor? Woman in Torture Room: She's meeting members of the Resistance. They're giving her the retinal lenses, helping her out of the country, to Canada. She's with a freedom fighter named Axel. Colonel Pryzer: Who has the retinal lenses now? Woman in Torture Room: Krebs. William Krebs. Colonel Pryzer: How are they getting out of the country? Woman in Torture Room: She's had plastic surgery. Her face has changed. You won't recognize her. You'll never find her. Colonel Pryzer: You're so beautiful. I'm sorry. Aide to Pryzer: Colonel Pryzer, the Executive Counsil is on line two. Colonel Pryzer: Tell him to hold. [Colonel Pryzer touches the screen and the Woman in Torture Room screams as she's electrocuted. Two Guards turn up the power and the Woman arches her back up off the table as she screams. The Reflector Beam reaches its highest limit, the Woman in Torture Room screams and then the Woman drops onto the table, dead] Colonel Pryzer: Put him on.
[repeated line] Barb Wire: Don't call me babe!
Woman in Torture Room: [moans] Colonel Pryzer: Why don't we start again? From the beginning. Woman in Torture Room: I told you. I told you everything I know. I told you. [Mind scan up on screen one] Woman in Torture Room: [Image is present. Image is recording] Colonel Pryzer: Citizen, I... uh, I abhor torture. But your words just don't match your thoughts. There are too many details you're just not sharing with us. Our little mind-reading device doesn't lie. Woman in Torture Room: [groans] [Reset sensors. Go] Colonel Pryzer: Now, where's Dr Corrina Devonshire?
Axel: What happened to "Barb doesn't take sides"? Barb Wire: Keep it to yourself.