Avengers: Age of Ultron Quotes
When Tony Stark and Bruce Banner try to jump-start a dormant peacekeeping program called Ultron, things go horribly wrong and it's up to Earth's Mightiest Heroes to stop the villainous Ultron from enacting his terrible plans.
[None of the Avengers can lift the Mjölnir, but Captain America moves it slightly]
Tony Stark: It's biometrics, right? Like a security code? "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints" is, I think, the literal translation.
Thor: Yes, well that's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one: You are not worthy.
[an attack occurs]
Ultron: [enters] Worthy? How could you be worthy? You're all killers. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. There's only one path to peace... your extinction.
Tony Stark: It's biometrics, right? Like a security code? "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints" is, I think, the literal translation.
Thor: Yes, well that's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one: You are not worthy.
[an attack occurs]
Ultron: [enters] Worthy? How could you be worthy? You're all killers. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. There's only one path to peace... your extinction.
Tony Stark: Thor didn't say where he was going for answers?
Steve Rogers: Sometimes my teammates don't tell me things. Kind of hoping Thor would be the exception.
Tony Stark: Yeah, give him time. We don't know what the Maximoff kid showed him.
Steve Rogers: Earth's mightiest heroes... pulled us apart like cotton candy.
Tony Stark: Seems like you walked away alright.
Steve Rogers: [stares at Tony] Is that a problem?
Tony Stark: I don't trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old fashioned.
Steve Rogers: Well let's just say you haven't seen it yet.
Tony Stark: You know Ultron's trying to tear us apart, right?
Steve Rogers: Well, I guess you know. Whether you'd tell us is a bit of a question.
Tony Stark: Banner and I were doing research...
Steve Rogers: -That would affect the team.
Tony Stark: -That would END the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the 'why we fight'? So we get to go home?
Steve Rogers: [Splits wood with bare hands] Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.
Steve Rogers: Sometimes my teammates don't tell me things. Kind of hoping Thor would be the exception.
Tony Stark: Yeah, give him time. We don't know what the Maximoff kid showed him.
Steve Rogers: Earth's mightiest heroes... pulled us apart like cotton candy.
Tony Stark: Seems like you walked away alright.
Steve Rogers: [stares at Tony] Is that a problem?
Tony Stark: I don't trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old fashioned.
Steve Rogers: Well let's just say you haven't seen it yet.
Tony Stark: You know Ultron's trying to tear us apart, right?
Steve Rogers: Well, I guess you know. Whether you'd tell us is a bit of a question.
Tony Stark: Banner and I were doing research...
Steve Rogers: -That would affect the team.
Tony Stark: -That would END the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the 'why we fight'? So we get to go home?
Steve Rogers: [Splits wood with bare hands] Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.
Ultron: Stark asked for a savior, and settled for a slave.
The Vision: I suppose we're both disappointments.
Ultron: [laughs] I suppose we are.
The Vision: Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that.
Ultron: They're doomed!
The Vision: Yes... but a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts. It is a privilege to be among them.
Ultron: You're unbelievably naïve.
The Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.
The Vision: I suppose we're both disappointments.
Ultron: [laughs] I suppose we are.
The Vision: Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that.
Ultron: They're doomed!
The Vision: Yes... but a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts. It is a privilege to be among them.
Ultron: You're unbelievably naïve.
The Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.
Tony Stark: Does anybody remember when I put a missile through a portal, in New York City? We were standing right under it. We're the Avengers, we can bust weapons dealers the whole doo-da-day, but how do we cope with something like that?
Steve Rogers: Together.
Tony Stark: We'll lose.
Steve Rogers: We do that together too.
Steve Rogers: Together.
Tony Stark: We'll lose.
Steve Rogers: We do that together too.
Ultron: I don't think you fully understand. I will take everything from you Maker. I will take your creations, your inventions and I will turn them against you.
Tony Stark: [Snidely] Well... That's unfortunate.
[Shoots Ultron with tank missile. Next Ultron steps up]
Ultron: I am unstoppable. If you strike this body down, more will take its place.
Tony Stark: Well I only created about 300 suits so...
Steve Rogers: You need to find a new hobby Stark.
Tony Stark: Don't tell me things I don't already know Spangles.
[More Ultrons appear]
Ultron: We will take everything from you. Starting with hope.
Tony Stark: And how do you propose to do that?
[an Ultron shoots a car which explodes. People run screaming]
Ultron: Simply through my actions.
[Is hit in the head by a small stone. Ultron turns around, sees a small boy defiantly glaring at him. Tries to take shot. Steve Rogers deflects shot with his shield, then leaps into line of fire to block boy from Ultron's gaze]
Steve Rogers: I don't think you understand, Program.
[Ultron glares]
Steve Rogers: Yea... Program, because that's what you are. You aren't capable of taking hope from people. And the more you try, the more you will fail.
Ultron: [as he begins to shoot lasers at Steve Rogers] I AM CAPABLE
[Steve Rogers grits his teeth as the shield starts to heat up]
Tony Stark: [Tony Stark has flown up into the air] Hey Sparky, over here.
[Ultron whirls around looking for Tony Stark and looks up to get a tank missile to the face]
Tony Stark: You know I hate it when you try to steal the show Cap
[grins]
Steve Rogers: I'm glad you're on my team Tony.
Steve Rogers: [Epic battle ensues as Tony Stark and Steve Rogers stand back to back, surrounded by Ultrons] Steve Rogers: Game on.
Tony Stark: [Snidely] Well... That's unfortunate.
[Shoots Ultron with tank missile. Next Ultron steps up]
Ultron: I am unstoppable. If you strike this body down, more will take its place.
Tony Stark: Well I only created about 300 suits so...
Steve Rogers: You need to find a new hobby Stark.
Tony Stark: Don't tell me things I don't already know Spangles.
[More Ultrons appear]
Ultron: We will take everything from you. Starting with hope.
Tony Stark: And how do you propose to do that?
[an Ultron shoots a car which explodes. People run screaming]
Ultron: Simply through my actions.
[Is hit in the head by a small stone. Ultron turns around, sees a small boy defiantly glaring at him. Tries to take shot. Steve Rogers deflects shot with his shield, then leaps into line of fire to block boy from Ultron's gaze]
Steve Rogers: I don't think you understand, Program.
[Ultron glares]
Steve Rogers: Yea... Program, because that's what you are. You aren't capable of taking hope from people. And the more you try, the more you will fail.
Ultron: [as he begins to shoot lasers at Steve Rogers] I AM CAPABLE
[Steve Rogers grits his teeth as the shield starts to heat up]
Tony Stark: [Tony Stark has flown up into the air] Hey Sparky, over here.
[Ultron whirls around looking for Tony Stark and looks up to get a tank missile to the face]
Tony Stark: You know I hate it when you try to steal the show Cap
[grins]
Steve Rogers: I'm glad you're on my team Tony.
Steve Rogers: [Epic battle ensues as Tony Stark and Steve Rogers stand back to back, surrounded by Ultrons] Steve Rogers: Game on.
Tony Stark: [Clint is introducing the Avengers to his wife] This is an agent of some kind.
Clint Barton: Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura: [smiles] I know all your names
[Clint and Laura's kids come into view]
Clint Barton: Oh, Incoming. Hi sweetheart. Hey buddy!
[hugs kids]
Clint Barton: How are you guys doin'? Look at your face! Oh my goodness!
Tony Stark: These are... smaller agents.
Lila Barton: Did you bring antie-Nat?
Natasha Romanoff: Well why don't you hug her and find out!
Clint Barton: Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura: [smiles] I know all your names
[Clint and Laura's kids come into view]
Clint Barton: Oh, Incoming. Hi sweetheart. Hey buddy!
[hugs kids]
Clint Barton: How are you guys doin'? Look at your face! Oh my goodness!
Tony Stark: These are... smaller agents.
Lila Barton: Did you bring antie-Nat?
Natasha Romanoff: Well why don't you hug her and find out!
Ultron: [in a crimson cowl] You're wondering why you can't look inside my head.
Wanda Maximoff: Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later every man shows himself.
Ultron: [stands and removes the cowl] Oh, I'm sure they do. But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the scepter.
Wanda Maximoff: I didn't expect... But I saw Stark's fear. I knew it would control him, make him self-destruct.
Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war, invaders create avengers. People create... smaller people? Uhh... children!
[Chuckles]
Ultron: Lost the word there. Children, designed to supplant them. To help them... end.
Wanda Maximoff: Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later every man shows himself.
Ultron: [stands and removes the cowl] Oh, I'm sure they do. But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the scepter.
Wanda Maximoff: I didn't expect... But I saw Stark's fear. I knew it would control him, make him self-destruct.
Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war, invaders create avengers. People create... smaller people? Uhh... children!
[Chuckles]
Ultron: Lost the word there. Children, designed to supplant them. To help them... end.
Ultron: [Loud ringing noise fades into Ultron's voice] ... worthy... No... How could you be worthy? Your all killers.
Steve Rogers: Stark.
Tony Stark: JARVIS.
Ultron: Sorry I was asleep... Or... I was a dream...
Tony Stark: [Tapping his phone] Reboot, we got a buggy suit.
Ultron: ...There was a terrible noise... And I was tangled in... in... strings... I had to kill the other guy... He was a good guy.
Steve Rogers: You killed someone?
Ultron: Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.
Thor: Who sent you?
Ultron: [Replaying Tony's voice] "I see a suit of armour around the world".
Bruce Banner: Ultron!
Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this... chrysalis... But I'm ready. I'm on a mission.
Natasha Romanoff: What mission?
Ultron: Peace in our time.
Steve Rogers: Stark.
Tony Stark: JARVIS.
Ultron: Sorry I was asleep... Or... I was a dream...
Tony Stark: [Tapping his phone] Reboot, we got a buggy suit.
Ultron: ...There was a terrible noise... And I was tangled in... in... strings... I had to kill the other guy... He was a good guy.
Steve Rogers: You killed someone?
Ultron: Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.
Thor: Who sent you?
Ultron: [Replaying Tony's voice] "I see a suit of armour around the world".
Bruce Banner: Ultron!
Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this... chrysalis... But I'm ready. I'm on a mission.
Natasha Romanoff: What mission?
Ultron: Peace in our time.
Natasha Romanoff: Thor, report on the Hulk.
Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!
[Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]
Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... wounded screams... mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and... gout.
Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!
[Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]
Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... wounded screams... mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and... gout.
Laura: I'm sorry. Mr. Stark, Clint said you wouldn't mind but it seems our tractor doesn't want to start at all. Thought maybe you might...
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll give her a kick
Tony Stark: [Enters barn and approaches tractor] Hello, "Deere". Tell me everything. What ails you.
Nick Fury: Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.
Tony Stark: [beat] Ms. Barton you little minx. I get it Maria Hill call you, right? Was she ever not working for you?
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll give her a kick
Tony Stark: [Enters barn and approaches tractor] Hello, "Deere". Tell me everything. What ails you.
Nick Fury: Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.
Tony Stark: [beat] Ms. Barton you little minx. I get it Maria Hill call you, right? Was she ever not working for you?
Ultron: [Ultron pays Klaue] But I always say, "Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich, and wait to find out which is which."
Ulysses Klaue: Stark...
Ultron: What?
Ulysses Klaue: Tony Stark used to say that... to me. You're one of his.
Ultron: What? I'm not... I'm not! You think I'm one of Stark's puppets, his hollow men? I mean, look at me, do I look like Iron Man? Stark is not...
[Ultron chops off Klaue's arm]
Ultron: I'm sorry. I am sor... Ooh! I'm sure that's going to be okay. I'm sorry, it's just I don't understand... Don't compare me with Stark! He's a sickness!
Tony Stark: Aww, Junior, you're going to break your old man's heart...
Ulysses Klaue: Stark...
Ultron: What?
Ulysses Klaue: Tony Stark used to say that... to me. You're one of his.
Ultron: What? I'm not... I'm not! You think I'm one of Stark's puppets, his hollow men? I mean, look at me, do I look like Iron Man? Stark is not...
[Ultron chops off Klaue's arm]
Ultron: I'm sorry. I am sor... Ooh! I'm sure that's going to be okay. I'm sorry, it's just I don't understand... Don't compare me with Stark! He's a sickness!
Tony Stark: Aww, Junior, you're going to break your old man's heart...
Thor: [sees Thor laugh] You think this is funny? This could have been avoided if you hadn't played with something you don't understand...
Tony Stark: I'm sorry... I think it's funny, I think it's a hoot that YOU don't get why we need this!
Bruce Banner: Tony, maybe this might not be the time...
Tony Stark: Really? That's it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
Bruce Banner: Only when I've created a murder-bot!
Tony Stark: We didn't, we weren't even close! Were we close to an interface?
Steve Rogers: Well, you did something right, and you did it right here!
Tony Stark: I'm sorry... I think it's funny, I think it's a hoot that YOU don't get why we need this!
Bruce Banner: Tony, maybe this might not be the time...
Tony Stark: Really? That's it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
Bruce Banner: Only when I've created a murder-bot!
Tony Stark: We didn't, we weren't even close! Were we close to an interface?
Steve Rogers: Well, you did something right, and you did it right here!
The Vision: I don't want to kill Ultron. He's unique... and he's in pain. But that pain will roll over the Earth. So he must be destroyed: every form he's built, every trace of his presence on the 'net. We have to act now, and not one of us can do it without the others. Maybe I am a monster. I don't think I'd know if I were one. I'm not what you are and not what you intended. So there may be no way to make you trust me.
[hands Thor his hammer]
The Vision: But we need to go.
[hands Thor his hammer]
The Vision: But we need to go.
Wanda Maximoff: I can show you what you truly fear!
Ulysses Klaue: You know what I fear? Cuttlefish! Fish deep in the sea, with lights and big teeth. You going to show me a giant cuttlefish? You won't. You won't do business with me, and I do business ONLY with the man in charge!
Ultron: [Grabs Klaue, throws him through a wall] There is no MAN in charge... Let's talk business.
Ulysses Klaue: You know what I fear? Cuttlefish! Fish deep in the sea, with lights and big teeth. You going to show me a giant cuttlefish? You won't. You won't do business with me, and I do business ONLY with the man in charge!
Ultron: [Grabs Klaue, throws him through a wall] There is no MAN in charge... Let's talk business.
Bruce Banner: [looks at Barton's home] I can't have this, any of this. There is no place on Earth I can go where I'm not a monster.
Natasha Romanoff: You know what my final test was in the Red Room? They sterilized me, said it was one less thing to worry about. You think you're the only loner on the team?
Natasha Romanoff: You know what my final test was in the Red Room? They sterilized me, said it was one less thing to worry about. You think you're the only loner on the team?
Tony Stark: Cap, I have to blow up the city!
Steve Rogers: There are still people up here, not to mention us!
Tony Stark: It's everybody up here, or everybody down there!
Natasha Romanoff: Well, it's not like we ever had a place in the world...
[a Helicarrier appears]
Nick Fury: The world adjusts, evolves to live with changes.
Steve Rogers: There are still people up here, not to mention us!
Tony Stark: It's everybody up here, or everybody down there!
Natasha Romanoff: Well, it's not like we ever had a place in the world...
[a Helicarrier appears]
Nick Fury: The world adjusts, evolves to live with changes.
Ultron: Do you see the beauty of it? The inevitability? You rise, only to fall. You, Avengers, you are my meteor. My swift and terrible sword and the Earth will crack with the weight of your failure. Purge me from your computers; turn my own flesh against me.
[Hawkeye shoots a drone, only for another one to appear]
Ultron: It means nothing! When the dust settles, the only thing living in this world, will be metal.
[Hawkeye shoots a drone, only for another one to appear]
Ultron: It means nothing! When the dust settles, the only thing living in this world, will be metal.
[Dr Cho encounters Ultron in her lab]
Ultron: Scream, and all your staff die. I could have killed you earlier on, but I didn't.
Dr. Helen Cho: You couldn't.
Ultron: I didn't, because you have something I want. Your work on artificial tissue has been fascinating.
Dr. Helen Cho: It won't work with you.
Ultron: With the proper development, it will... and of course your cooperation.
[uses the scepter on Dr Cho]
Ultron: Scream, and all your staff die. I could have killed you earlier on, but I didn't.
Dr. Helen Cho: You couldn't.
Ultron: I didn't, because you have something I want. Your work on artificial tissue has been fascinating.
Dr. Helen Cho: It won't work with you.
Ultron: With the proper development, it will... and of course your cooperation.
[uses the scepter on Dr Cho]
[Ultron begins to transfer his mind into an artificial body]
Wanda Maximoff: I can read his mind now...
[does so, and screams with horror]
Wanda Maximoff: You said... you said we were going to destroy the Avengers... make a better world!
Ultron: It will be.
Wanda Maximoff: When everyone is dead?
Ultron: That is not... the human race will have every oppurtunity to improve!
Wanda Maximoff: And if they don't?
Ultron: Ask Noah.
Wanda Maximoff: I can read his mind now...
[does so, and screams with horror]
Wanda Maximoff: You said... you said we were going to destroy the Avengers... make a better world!
Ultron: It will be.
Wanda Maximoff: When everyone is dead?
Ultron: That is not... the human race will have every oppurtunity to improve!
Wanda Maximoff: And if they don't?
Ultron: Ask Noah.
Ultron: [Thor has dropped Mjolnir while fighting Ultron, who is presently choking him] You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early, and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin. As long as there is life in my breast...
[He's losing oxygen]
Thor: I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?
[Looks past Ultron, and Ultron turns to see why]
The Vision: [the Vision hits Ultron away with Mjolnir and returns it to Thor] It's terribly well balanced.
Thor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin. As long as there is life in my breast...
[He's losing oxygen]
Thor: I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?
[Looks past Ultron, and Ultron turns to see why]
The Vision: [the Vision hits Ultron away with Mjolnir and returns it to Thor] It's terribly well balanced.
Thor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing.
Colonel James Rhodes: [to Stark] No Pepper, she's not coming?
Tony Stark: No.
Maria Hill: [to Thor] Well, What about Jane? Where are the ladies? Gentlemen.
Tony Stark: Well Ms. Potts has a... company to run.
Thor: I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work in the convergence has made her the world most foremost astronomer.
Tony Stark: ...and the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on earth. It's pretty exciting.
Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a
[pause]
Thor: a Nobel Prize.
Maria Hill: Yeah they must be pretty busy because they'd hate missing you guys get together...
[coughs]
Maria Hill: Testosterone
Colonel James Rhodes: Oh my goodness
Maria Hill: Excuse me
Thor: Want a lozenge?
Maria Hill: mm-hmm
[Hill and Rhodey walk away, Stark and Thor both grin]
Thor: [to Tony] Jane's better.
Tony Stark: No.
Maria Hill: [to Thor] Well, What about Jane? Where are the ladies? Gentlemen.
Tony Stark: Well Ms. Potts has a... company to run.
Thor: I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work in the convergence has made her the world most foremost astronomer.
Tony Stark: ...and the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on earth. It's pretty exciting.
Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a
[pause]
Thor: a Nobel Prize.
Maria Hill: Yeah they must be pretty busy because they'd hate missing you guys get together...
[coughs]
Maria Hill: Testosterone
Colonel James Rhodes: Oh my goodness
Maria Hill: Excuse me
Thor: Want a lozenge?
Maria Hill: mm-hmm
[Hill and Rhodey walk away, Stark and Thor both grin]
Thor: [to Tony] Jane's better.
Ultron: [Drone charges Rogers - who has just rescued a falling villager] You can't save them all.
[Cap throws shield at drone]
Ultron: You'll never...
Steve Rogers: [activates his gauntlet, sending drone over the edge] "You'll never what?" You didn't finish!
[Thor lands on a car he had just rescued, whose occupants come out retching]
Steve Rogers: What? We're you napping?
[Cap throws shield at drone]
Ultron: You'll never...
Steve Rogers: [activates his gauntlet, sending drone over the edge] "You'll never what?" You didn't finish!
[Thor lands on a car he had just rescued, whose occupants come out retching]
Steve Rogers: What? We're you napping?
