Another Stakeout Quotes
Prankster cops Chris and Bill are joined by a Gina from the DA's office to stakeout a lakeside home.
Gina Garrett: So when are we inviting them over for drinks?
Chris Lecce: Uh, Bill.
Bill Reimers: Yes, Chris?
Chris Lecce: Did I just hear you ask me to invite the neighbors over for drinks? The very people we are here to stake out?
Bill Reimers: Why, no Chris, I'd never think of such a thing.
Chris Lecce: Good to know Bill!
Chris Lecce: Uh, Bill.
Bill Reimers: Yes, Chris?
Chris Lecce: Did I just hear you ask me to invite the neighbors over for drinks? The very people we are here to stake out?
Bill Reimers: Why, no Chris, I'd never think of such a thing.
Chris Lecce: Good to know Bill!
[Chris Lecce is angry with Gina Garrett because of her interference in the stakeout]
Chris Lecce: If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.
Chris Lecce: If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.
[Maria and Chris are arguing, Maria meanwhile is holding a TV in her arms]
Chris Lecce: Now, Maria let's go over something. I came home last night.
Maria McGuire: [nods crazily]
Chris Lecce: We had sex.
Maria McGuire: [nods crazily]
Chris Lecce: Then I woke up and went to work like I do every morning. Now did I forget something?
Maria McGuire: [drops the TV causing it to smash]
Chris Lecce: [looks down at the floor with an unbelievable expression on his face]
Maria McGuire: I'm leaving. And when I come back, I want you gone.
Chris Lecce: Now, Maria let's go over something. I came home last night.
Maria McGuire: [nods crazily]
Chris Lecce: We had sex.
Maria McGuire: [nods crazily]
Chris Lecce: Then I woke up and went to work like I do every morning. Now did I forget something?
Maria McGuire: [drops the TV causing it to smash]
Chris Lecce: [looks down at the floor with an unbelievable expression on his face]
Maria McGuire: I'm leaving. And when I come back, I want you gone.
