A Haunted House 2

A Haunted House 2 Quotes

Having exorcised the demons of his ex, Malcolm is starting fresh with his new girlfriend and her two children. After moving into their dream home, however, Malcolm is once again plagued by bizarre paranormal events.

Malcolm: [Writing in a journal] Is Agouhl... the same demon... that possessed Kisha? When... are the republicans gonna slip... and call Obama the N-word? When... are they gonna stop making scary movies... without the Wayans? They fucking suck!
Malcolm: [Screams, after lifting the safe off of a dead Shiloh] MY FUCKING DOG IS A PANCAKE!
Wyatt: [Walking toward the cellar] Tony, where are you?... Smells like that OG Kush.
Professor Wilde: [Farts loudly on the toilet] Ow, Fuck!
Malcolm: [Dives for Cover, then sits up moments later] Nigga, I thought somebody was shootin'.
Professor Wilde: Thai food, it's spicy going in but it's TWICE as spicy going out, that's scientifically impossible!

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