Rodney Carrington Quotes

Rodney Carrington — American Comedian born on October 19, 1968,

Rodney Scott Carrington is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and country music artist. He has released six major-label studio albums and a greatest-hits package, on Mercury Records and Capitol Records. His comedy act typically combines stand-up comedy and original songs. Carrington has also starred in the sitcom Rodney and in the 2008 film Beer for My Horses... (wikipedia)

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.

Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.

When I was little, there were three channels.